Comments on: Sean Taylor Memorial Meast Of The Week – Week 2

By: Sheriff McLawdog

Sheriff McLawdog — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:52:09 +0000

I’m an active Latter Day Saint, and I would like to say that most Mormons are good people, mainly those who don’t live in areas densely populated with other Mormons. That said, the most pretentious pricks I’ve ever encountered were fans, students, and alumni of BYU. I hate that school so much.

By: Joey Poterr's Pit Bulls

Joey Poterr's Pit Bulls — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:45:00 +0000

I bet she can. And does.

By: AlexandrosParis

AlexandrosParis — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:34:47 +0000

This made my morning.

By: Lee Harvey

Lee Harvey — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:00:27 +0000

I like to sniff the mormon women’s magic underwear.

By: Bloof

Bloof — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:04:57 +0000

At first, I was thinking, “Ohhh, I bet God is pissed at BDD right now.”

But then I realized that God has not a fucking thing to do with this post.

By: JAFO

JAFO — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:19:11 +0000

Sorry bout the double post but uh…. Jeff Kent is Fackin mah-mun?!?!?!? DAMMIT.

/Don’t care if Megan Fox’s face dosen’t match the tone of fan-tab-ulous bod. CHERRIES!!!

By: JAFO

JAFO — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:15:56 +0000

Last time a mormon came by JAFO’s pad was a weekend. I was in the middle of a stellar wake-and-bake, when the door was knocked upon. I answered and let the cagey mormon fucktards in, only for my own amusement. No real haha here, but they did leave after I offered them bong rips. I ignored most of what they were saying, just sort let out an affirmative sound every so often.

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:06:06 +0000

I don’t think it was the fact that you were a non-Mormon, dinosaur. I think it was the foot long arms.

By: Jez

Jez — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:03:16 +0000

Man, you think being caught in a maze with minotaurs is funny? That shit ain’t funny! And for what it’s worth, I did scan through the Book of Mormon to see if there were any answers in there, and of course it was just a waste of time. Luckily, that one part of a maze had a locked door and I found a hidden gun safe behind the bookshelf with three (illegal in the U.S.) assault rifles, with about 3 extra clips each.

Eventually I was able to make it out of the labyrinth. That’s the last time I ever go to Greece. Or go out drinking Ouzo with complete strangers.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:54:24 +0000

My true story: When the doucebag mission kids came to my door, I told them I don’t believe in God. They got a few words out about giving it a try before I shut the door. Seriously? Do I look dumb enough to buy into fairy tales? That goes for you too, Catholicism. And the rest of religion.

@FMRA: touche.