Welcome to Joe Montana 101. I am your instructor Joe Montana.
1) Have a 3 WR minimum set each and EVERY play even if its 1st and goal at the one.
2) On EVERY play have at least 1 outlet receiver* (RB or TE preferably) apart from your 3 WR.
3) Automatic 3rd down shotgun formation if 3rd & 3 or more.
4) Quick passing routes by at least 2 WR not including your outlet. (This reduces sacks)
5) Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass and pass some more. Use your tight end. Pass to your tight end.
6) Throw a 35+ yard pass on first down whenever possible. (If QB does not have time, he throws to outlet receiver)
*Using a RB or TE for extra blocking is the most retarded waste of a play any coach can call.
RESULTS
1) Team should now have established the Pass which in turn has established the Run. Single back 4 WR set. Play: 2 hole dive should gain 4+ yards.
2) Quick passes to outlet receivers have defused the defenses attackers leaving them frustrated from no QB sack.
3) RBs do not get injured running up the middle because defensive LB’s are more hesitant and hit softer.
4) Entire defense is clueless because they don’t know where you are going to strike next.
“Will it be Hines Ward catching a quick 7 yard dump pass and running for another 5 yards? Will it be Holmes streaking down the field on a speedy post for 35 yards? Heath Miller catching a 2 yard outlet catch and throwing his body into some puny DB’s for another 8 yards after catch? Was it Willie Parker catching it just outside the tackle box box and sprinting 20 yards for another 1st down? Oh, wait, I think it was Big Ben hitting his 3rd WR for a simple but quick 6 yard out pattern.

DROP ARIAN! THE ARIAN NATION MUST BE STOPPED! PITTSBURGH! DROP HIM, USE THE MONEY FOR AN EXTRA OG or OT!!!!!!

Or no.. how about Parker up the middle until he breaks, or maybe mendenhall.
That was the browns only play with him, run up the middle then do the fake with a draw play up the middle. Whew were kicking butt now. think.. he left the browns and the browns offense nearly won the North last year.

This offensive attack with Bruce will lose us every year that hes here, and destroy plenty of good players.

as ben sez that, i see on his face the comfortably numb expression that vincent d’onofrio (gomer pyle) had on his face in full metal jacket while matthew modine (joker) was dressing him and telling him the entire platoon hated pyle.

thing is, ben wouldn’t be any better off today if he had been wearing a helmet on that motorcycle ride. ugly you can change; stupid’s forever.

Fucking Hilarious