Patriots Fans Make This Far, Far Too Easy
And the scariest thing about all this is that Drew was right!
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September 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I saw that about 30 minutes ago and figured it was only a matter of time before it showed up here or at Deadspin.
but Old School Patriots Fan wrote that and he probably considers the last 8 seasons old school. eat a bag of dicks.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
That was me.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
what a douchefag.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Holy shit! Jim Kelly died!?
September 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Terry Bradshaw, RIP you increadible bastard
September 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Old School Pats fan needs a black 12″ from #10.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
As a citizen of Massachusetts, I would like to apologize to the universe for fuckwits like that.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I’d like Hog Hannah to introduce “OldSchoolPatriotsFan” to his fist.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
From the Onion: Female Fans out for season due to knee injury.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Unless they’re putting the patch on the players pants, directly over the asshole, I don’t think this will fly.
“But Monkey Business, why the asshole?”, you say.
Two reasons:
1) To remind Patriots fans and anyone who took Brady, Moss, or Welker for their fantasy teams exactly where they’re getting fucked this season. And…
2) Because that’s where Brady likes it.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
i don’t support genetic cleansing normally, but…….
September 11th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
My money says that someone wrote that as a joke. Think the WWL reads KSK? Not even Pats fan are that douchey …
/realizes he’s wrong.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
FutureMrs: You graduated from BC in 1938? Were your any of your first husbands 3 Finger Brown or Walter Johnson?
September 11th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Shouldn’t it be a white patch?
September 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Only if Tommy is bleaching his cornhole.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
It’s nice that even the developmentally disabled can enjoy watching professional football. We already knew they play professional football.
Zing! Thanks, I’ll be here all week.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
It must be a joke, there’s no such thing as an “Old School Patriots Fan” in New England.
Now “Old School Patriots Klan” on the other hand has been around for over 100 years.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
now, by old school he means 1997, which by New England standards might as well been during the revolution
September 11th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
there is absolutely no way that this was done in jest by a patriots hater posting this facetiously and playing the all-too-dumb ESPN rank-and-file webmonkeys like a fiddle. It could only have been posted by a real patriots fan who really believes this….
I’m a pats fan, and my main solace is that Brady’s injury will at least mean a bunch more Tommy from Quincy articles…. keep’em coming. Best requiring blogs on the site.
(the hines ward ones would be almost as good if you would realize that asians don’t switch the Ls with the Rs, they just can’t make an L sound… )
September 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
RIP Randall Cunningham :(
September 11th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Best requiring blogs on the site.
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September 11th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
RIP Marques Colston.
For 4-6 weeks anyway.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
(the hines ward ones would be almost as good if you would realize that asians don’t switch the Ls with the Rs, they just can’t make an L sound… )
Don’t you terr me how be lacist!
September 11th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I think today, September 11th, should be remembered as Tom Brady Day.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
You guys don’t know satire when you read it, huh.
That had to be DJ Gallo who wrote that.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Do you think it possible that perhaps the gentleman posting the comment was attempting to be facetious? I know that type of high brow humor is almost exclusively found on “blogs” such as this one, but maybe, just maybe, Oldschoolpatriotsfan doesn’t actually believe that the league should wear a commemorative patch for quarterback who suffered an unfortunate, though not uncommon, season ending injury.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Unedited version: “The ent-yah NFL should we-ah a DAAHHHHKKKIIEEE numbah 12 patch on the-yah jerseys far the rest of this he-yah season. We don’t Fackin dese-ay-ve this!”
They got a crack editing staff over there.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I heard the Pope is making Tom Brady a Saint.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
No words. Really, how do you make fun of them when they’re doing it for you?
September 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Tom Brady pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”
September 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
#12 in black will always be Ken “The Snake” Stabler to me. 12″ of black …..dat be Santonio
September 11th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
http://sportsnation.espn.go.com/fans/OldSchoolPatriotFan/blog/posts/67084
Facetious, maybe.
Bigger douche than you ever could have imagined, definitely.
September 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
@Swig
When you’re right you’re right. Also from his post, “Dallas and Pittsburgh have already stepped up to the dinner table plate and done this.”
Dinner table plate? I don’t think I could mix metaphors that badly if I tried. Let the mocking resume!
September 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
‘they just cant make and ‘L’ sound.’
Now that’s lacist! Unintentionally and un-comedicly lacist.
I dated a Japanese girl, in Japan named Lisko. (you know, with and ‘L’)
September 11th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
“When Brady was in Egypt-land, let my Brady go.”
/Cameron Frye’d
September 11th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
no joke. only disgust.
September 11th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Ugh…as a real Pats fan (who actually finds the Patriot bashing on here hilarious), I also apologize for that douche on ESPN. I think they put that quote up there just to give you guys more ammo.
/I liked the Pats since Curtis Martin was their running back (I’m only 19, can’t remember anything earlier than that), so a bandwagon fan, I am not.
September 11th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
@Pig
Don’t do that. Don’t justify your fandom to these animals. They think we’re all bandwagon fans, whether or not your first jersey was steve grogan, eugene chung (herro!), or white wes welker. Accept the fact that you’re being made fun of and embrace it.
/also pray for catastrophic injuries to the best players on all of their teams.
September 11th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
/also pray for catastrophic injuries to the best players on all of their teams.
Osi Umemyiora – done
Shawne Merriman – done.
List to be continued.
September 11th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
But wait – Pats fans don’t celebrate injuries to players on other teams. They’re too classy!
September 11th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Karma is a helluva thing. Too bad some season ending occurrence hasn’t put Belidick in the dirt so far. Oh well, I guess watching him keep his hoody mounted on tight all season will be a close consolation. http://www.betsportsweb.com/
September 11th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
OldSchoolPatriotsFan –
MemberFAN Since: January 17, 2007/FIXED
September 11th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I can’t read it what did it say?