One Down, One To Go
09.14.08
What, you thought we were satisfied with only a Brady injury? Time for another flying elbow, Vince Wilfork! If Rodney Harrison can’t sideline Favraro with a late hit, well, I don’t know if anyone is equal to the task.
No discursive commentary for me this time. I’m off to the Steelers bar to get sloppy in advance of tonight’s showdown against that team with the great secondary.
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TJ’s headed for the fucking trash heap.
LOL. I read in on cbs sportsline that Seneca Wallace hurt his groin during pregame warmups.
Can we get another Seattle Article detailing their continued misery with wide receivers?
WAAAAAAAAH! The Pats win too much! I hate them! WAAAAH!
I heard the loud speaker playing “Running With the Devil” over the Ford Field loud speakers during the Lions’ last offensive possession in the first half and thought “maybe…just maybe.” Then I blinked and then Detroit was ahead in the second half. Then I blinked again and realized that Kitna turned the Devil’s deal down and paid the price. See? God doesn’t pay attention to football #8 blue, but the Devil loves the game. Sucker.
No postsecret for me. I was quite openly rooting for it.
As I was fucking around just now I saw that Postsecret has a postcard with a picture of the Brady hit labeled “I wished it to happen” and I found my self simultaneously agreeing with it and wondering which one of us sent it in.
Let me be the first Pats fan to say: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
/gonna walk around and drink some more
I can’t wait for tomorrow’s Marmalard after that fucking he took from the officials
Denver’s going for 2.
ONIONS!
Hoculi! *shakes fist*
Like Fav-rey
Although if you pronounce Tavr like Tav-rey, that be pretty sweet too.
Can we please call Tavaris Tarv? It just sounds better than TJ or Tavr.
The 49ers are retarded. 2 TOs left, and you don’t try to get closer for the FG? Nolan doesn’t deserve a job.
Casel was ok, not as good as Tavaris, but who is?
And Bruschi likes saying shithead on the sidelines.
Welkah walks off the field, after picking up a 4th and 3, with his arms held up, as to say, “Fackahs”
I heard that – I think it came from the Jets’ sideline, pretty sure it was Manfireus.
“They showed they were a powerful team that can slug it out with the Patriots.”
Really Simms, really?
Cuz the Pats look pretty fucking awful diminished to me.
Thomas should gets credit for 2 sacks!
4 down at the 4!
Anyone else just hear that fan yell, “18 and 1! 18 and 1!”
Guess they’re putting mics on J-E-T-S fans now.
Awkward exchange between Nantz and Simms there over Farvaro’s INT:
Nantz: Favre with this interception on the last drive. Underthrown ball….
Simms: No, you know why that happened? Because there was a guy in his face?
Nantz: Oh, that wasn’t underthrown?
Simms: There was a defender in his face he had to throw over, that’s why it was underthrown.
Nantz: (In his Charlie Gibson going after MILF-y McMooseburger voice): And what about the other one?
Simms: (silence)
Nantz: The one to Cotchery? That was underthrown as well.
Simms: (silence)
Nantz: (smug silence)
Simms: Well, that one was just Brett thinking he was still 25 and could throw the ball 80 yards!
Simms (thinking): Asshole.
Brett just didn’t want to play offense for a little while. He’s plumb tuckered out.
Farve is killing my NE defensive scoring with these fancy flips and lucky ass bullshit.
Wow, that’s a late hit by Vrabel
Cassell/Farvaro. I’ve never seen a game where I hope the final score ends 6-3 and both QB’s combine for 7 interceptions more than this one.
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Antonin Scalia in HD. My eyes! My eyes! He’s like a canned ham with eyes and bad skin.
It doesn’t matter who the QB is because Bellicheat is a stinkin’ genius (don’t you listen to ESPN?).
Then he’ll get hurt, and this will keep happening until the Pats can’t find a QB stupid enough to sign with them.
Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
Kevin O’Connell will be starting next week.
Almost as beautiful as that drive. 3/3, -1.
All that deception and the punter boots it in the endzone. Beautiful
I figure if they can make and SUV that run on coal, it would sell like hotcakes. It’s never going off-road, it uses too much natural resources, but, if it ran on coal, it would pollute even more than it does now. Conspicuous consumption perfected.
More to the point, if you’re driving an Escalade you’re clearly too much of an asshole to give a shit about the environment. Isn’t that the whole point of driving an Escalade?
Lotta confidence in your future HOF QB, fatty.
gah. nice work Deltha.
I suppose this is a fine place to voice my disgust with the verbification of the word “hybrid” in the new Escalade commercial. Hybrid my nuts Cadillac.
Did you know that Matt Cassell hasn’t started a game since high school where his nickname was “moose”? They’ve gone five minutes without mentioning this, so I thought I’d step in for them.
Amazing. The Vikings have as good a chance to win the Super Bowl if they even have a competent quarterback. Now they’re 0-2. Who spends all that money and then decides to just roll with Tarvaris?
Brad Childress at halftime:
Ok AD ran for 120 in the first half – less take it easy on him in the second half, it’s a long season. As Mr. Smiff would say, the Vikes have quite a brain crust.
@Ryan Spilborghs: I have only one thing to say to that.
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Screencap right before the replay equipment broke before the Broncos call
PROOF OF SATANTRY? I THINK SO
The Jets employ the Redskins’ clock management skills. But will it work?
Might look for Moss here, Moose.
Even though I’m not a Patriots fan, I sort of want Matt Cassel to do well, just so we get the “Maybe Tom Brady isn’t that vital to the Patriots” articles.
Look out Mike Mussina and Daryl Johnston! Matt Cassel is coming for your nickname!
Brad Childress: /looks at playchart
Oh here’s the problem! I had this thing upside down!
Ape, as a horrific golfer, I think I recognize a pure slice when I see one.
Larry Johnson and Steven Jackson fucked me raw this week.
That’s a shank.
and suck it Favre.
Linehan is clearly losing his mind. He might go Bud Dwyer if this keeps up.
YESSSS!!!!! Please make it so.