One Down, One To Go
What, you thought we were satisfied with only a Brady injury? Time for another flying elbow, Vince Wilfork! If Rodney Harrison can’t sideline Favraro with a late hit, well, I don’t know if anyone is equal to the task.
No discursive commentary for me this time. I’m off to the Steelers bar to get sloppy in advance of tonight’s showdown against that team with the great secondary.
Tags: open threads, xmas ape, you can hurt faneca while you're at it
September 14th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
YESSSS!!!!! Please make it so.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Linehan is clearly losing his mind. He might go Bud Dwyer if this keeps up.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
and suck it Favre.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
That’s a shank.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Larry Johnson and Steven Jackson fucked me raw this week.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Ape, as a horrific golfer, I think I recognize a pure slice when I see one.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Brad Childress: /looks at playchart
Oh here’s the problem! I had this thing upside down!
September 14th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Look out Mike Mussina and Daryl Johnston! Matt Cassel is coming for your nickname!
September 14th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Even though I’m not a Patriots fan, I sort of want Matt Cassel to do well, just so we get the “Maybe Tom Brady isn’t that vital to the Patriots” articles.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Might look for Moss here, Moose.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
The Jets employ the Redskins’ clock management skills. But will it work?
September 14th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3384/666wk7.jpg
Screencap right before the replay equipment broke before the Broncos call
PROOF OF SATANTRY? I THINK SO
September 14th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
@Ryan Spilborghs: I have only one thing to say to that.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Brad Childress at halftime:
Ok AD ran for 120 in the first half – less take it easy on him in the second half, it’s a long season. As Mr. Smiff would say, the Vikes have quite a brain crust.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Amazing. The Vikings have as good a chance to win the Super Bowl if they even have a competent quarterback. Now they’re 0-2. Who spends all that money and then decides to just roll with Tarvaris?
September 14th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Did you know that Matt Cassell hasn’t started a game since high school where his nickname was “moose”? They’ve gone five minutes without mentioning this, so I thought I’d step in for them.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I suppose this is a fine place to voice my disgust with the verbification of the word “hybrid” in the new Escalade commercial. Hybrid my nuts Cadillac.
September 14th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
gah. nice work Deltha.
September 14th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Lotta confidence in your future HOF QB, fatty.
September 14th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
More to the point, if you’re driving an Escalade you’re clearly too much of an asshole to give a shit about the environment. Isn’t that the whole point of driving an Escalade?
September 14th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I figure if they can make and SUV that run on coal, it would sell like hotcakes. It’s never going off-road, it uses too much natural resources, but, if it ran on coal, it would pollute even more than it does now. Conspicuous consumption perfected.
September 14th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
All that deception and the punter boots it in the endzone. Beautiful
September 14th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Almost as beautiful as that drive. 3/3, -1.
September 14th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Kevin O’Connell will be starting next week.
September 14th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Then he’ll get hurt, and this will keep happening until the Pats can’t find a QB stupid enough to sign with them.
Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
September 14th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
It doesn’t matter who the QB is because Bellicheat is a stinkin’ genius (don’t you listen to ESPN?).
September 14th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! Antonin Scalia in HD. My eyes! My eyes! He’s like a canned ham with eyes and bad skin.
September 14th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Cassell/Farvaro. I’ve never seen a game where I hope the final score ends 6-3 and both QB’s combine for 7 interceptions more than this one.
September 14th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Wow, that’s a late hit by Vrabel
September 14th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Farve is killing my NE defensive scoring with these fancy flips and lucky ass bullshit.
September 14th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Brett just didn’t want to play offense for a little while. He’s plumb tuckered out.
September 14th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Awkward exchange between Nantz and Simms there over Farvaro’s INT:
Nantz: Favre with this interception on the last drive. Underthrown ball….
Simms: No, you know why that happened? Because there was a guy in his face?
Nantz: Oh, that wasn’t underthrown?
Simms: There was a defender in his face he had to throw over, that’s why it was underthrown.
Nantz: (In his Charlie Gibson going after MILF-y McMooseburger voice): And what about the other one?
Simms: (silence)
Nantz: The one to Cotchery? That was underthrown as well.
Simms: (silence)
Nantz: (smug silence)
Simms: Well, that one was just Brett thinking he was still 25 and could throw the ball 80 yards!
Simms (thinking): Asshole.
September 14th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Anyone else just hear that fan yell, “18 and 1! 18 and 1!”
Guess they’re putting mics on J-E-T-S fans now.
September 14th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
4 down at the 4!
September 14th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Thomas should gets credit for 2 sacks!
September 14th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
“They showed they were a powerful team that can slug it out with the Patriots.”
Really Simms, really?
Cuz the Pats look pretty fucking awful diminished to me.
September 14th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I heard that – I think it came from the Jets’ sideline, pretty sure it was Manfireus.
September 14th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Welkah walks off the field, after picking up a 4th and 3, with his arms held up, as to say, “Fackahs”
September 14th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
And Bruschi likes saying shithead on the sidelines.
September 14th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Casel was ok, not as good as Tavaris, but who is?
September 14th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
The 49ers are retarded. 2 TOs left, and you don’t try to get closer for the FG? Nolan doesn’t deserve a job.
September 14th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Can we please call Tavaris Tarv? It just sounds better than TJ or Tavr.
September 14th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Although if you pronounce Tavr like Tav-rey, that be pretty sweet too.
September 14th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Like Fav-rey
September 14th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Hoculi! *shakes fist*
September 14th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Denver’s going for 2.
ONIONS!
September 14th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I can’t wait for tomorrow’s Marmalard after that fucking he took from the officials
September 14th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Let me be the first Pats fan to say: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
/gonna walk around and drink some more
September 14th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
As I was fucking around just now I saw that Postsecret has a postcard with a picture of the Brady hit labeled “I wished it to happen” and I found my self simultaneously agreeing with it and wondering which one of us sent it in.
September 14th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
No postsecret for me. I was quite openly rooting for it.
September 14th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I heard the loud speaker playing “Running With the Devil” over the Ford Field loud speakers during the Lions’ last offensive possession in the first half and thought “maybe…just maybe.” Then I blinked and then Detroit was ahead in the second half. Then I blinked again and realized that Kitna turned the Devil’s deal down and paid the price. See? God doesn’t pay attention to football #8 blue, but the Devil loves the game. Sucker.
September 15th, 2008 at 12:23 am
WAAAAAAAAH! The Pats win too much! I hate them! WAAAAH!
September 15th, 2008 at 1:00 am
LOL. I read in on cbs sportsline that Seneca Wallace hurt his groin during pregame warmups.
Can we get another Seattle Article detailing their continued misery with wide receivers?
September 15th, 2008 at 2:07 am
TJ’s headed for the fucking trash heap.