Oh S–t, They’re Forcing Me To Resign!

I’m gonna steal the fuck out of the next mayor’s bags!

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14 Responses to “Oh S–t, They’re Forcing Me To Resign!”

  1. Jim U. Says:

    I would say that he was probably the worst big city mayor in the past 30 years, but Detroit isn’t a big city anymore.

  2. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Isaiah Thomas has some fresh ideas for the city of Detroit.

  3. jujrok Says:

    sure they are; just like they forced him to commit perjury, obstruct justice, commit a battery, and betray his oath of office. to paraphrase elmer fudd: hangin’s too good for that cocksucker. i’ll be sorely disappointed if he doesn’t get 1) jail time, and 2) have his ass turned into an irrigation ditch.

  4. Pepster Says:

    Another fine graduate of the Florida University system!

  5. rover1979 Says:

    Kilpatrick/Nagin White House 08′…………LOL

  6. The Gooch Says:

    When you say Florida University system do you mean Miami? Was he in the 7th Floor Crew by any chance?

  7. Hit Dog Says:

    He’ll be back. Fitzpatrick/Bell ‘16, baby.

  8. paxcincinnatus Says:

    oh sure, when the mayor of detroit makes some poor personal decisions and then the gov. gets involved and removes him from office.

    MEANWHILE, the Ford family has been systematically shitting on the residents of the entire lower peninsula and Goodell doesn’t do fuck all.

    which has caused more psychological (and economic) damage to the residents of metro area: Millen, Ford and the island of lost toys they call a front office; or Kwame, who fucked a subordinate and didn’t want to admit it?

  9. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    I hear Kilpatrick tearfully admitted he was Mayor of Detroit.

  10. jackin'4beats Says:

    Kwame? Where were his polka dots?

    I call bullshit unless I see some polka dots.

  11. 301_hip_hoppa Says:

    Unfortunately, Kwame is an alum of one of my alma maters, Florida A&M University.

    Hey, but at least we still have Pam Oliver. That ain’t bad!

    /Disappointed Millen is still employed. Good job pointing that out, Ape. Unbelievable.

  12. Ben Says:

    I hear Jerome Bettis is from Detroit. Maybe he can be mayor!

  13. Spanky Datass Says:

    Wha?? The Bus is form Detroit, Minn? Small world.

  14. make it snow Says:

    In related news, Bell tried to make a quick getaway but tripped over the 40-yard line.

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