Comments on: Ocho And Marvin, Under One Roof! The Global Warming Episode

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:56:39 +0000

Marvin’s a dumbass. Galileo didn’t discover the Earth was round. Motherfucker needs to hit the books.

By: jawhawk bongpipe

jawhawk bongpipe — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:34:44 +0000

“A globe is not some kind of voodoo doll for the entire planet.”

/stops sticking pins in Toronto

By: martinriggs

martinriggs — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:55:52 +0000

“Chad, I thought it was a great idea. Many people didn’t think I knew what I was talking about either so I lived by the slogan, ‘Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.’ ……..My man, NORMAN EINSTEIN said that……..”

Sincerely,
Joe Theismann

By: Spatula

Spatula — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:40:34 +0000

“Say, did you see there was a country called Chad on this globe? THAT’S MY COUNTRY!”

/Laughing so hard, choking

@SonOfSpam: “And Chad’s right near Sudan, like my Mercedes!”

/Choking up my spleen

By: Cumpidgeon

Cumpidgeon — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:04:18 +0000

“This is why my Chad Ocho Cinco Global Coolin’ Globe Fan won’t get sold, because of your ignorance.”

Happy Fun Ball agrees.

By: make it snow

make it snow — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:46:34 +0000

@jackin’: Clearly you misunderstood. A giant table fan? Chad doesn’t need a giant table fan to cool the globe. It’s just one little globe. He only needs a regular-sized table fan.

/would give anything to live in Chad Johnson’s world for, like, five minutes

By: miamidiesel

miamidiesel — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:56:51 +0000

Sustaining the existence of Ocho and Marvin, Under One Roof! is reason enough not to fire Marvin Lewis in Cincy. I can’t wait until the episode when Ray Lewis ACTUALLY shows up to back up Chad…

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:42:02 +0000

Looks like Chad’s a big Dennis Quaid fan. Think he’s seen “Dragonheart”?

By: Jewbacca

Jewbacca — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:30:21 +0000

I used to look forward to my weekly Jerry Jones/Jason Garrett/Wade Philips installment, but I think this has gone light years past them.

Unbelievable.

By: Booby Miles

Booby Miles — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:10:56 +0000

This post and site are pure brilliance. By the way Hines Ward was the first to come up with the giant fan in outer space. He just couldn’t articulate it.