Comments on: Now That Tom Brady Is Incarcerated, The Patriots MUST Masturbate The Ball Down The Feel! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:59:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: IrishCream http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-74037 IrishCream Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:27:30 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-74037 The "workwhore" quote had me dying. Man...good stuff The “workwhore” quote had me dying. Man…good stuff

]]> By: Dragosmash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-73754 Dragosmash Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:47:04 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-73754 I fought through the first three paragraphs of this and gave up. I have no idea what the hell he is supposed to be saying. Sometimes I wish the real Emmit were this coherent. I fought through the first three paragraphs of this and gave up. I have no idea what the hell he is supposed to be saying. Sometimes I wish the real Emmit were this coherent.

]]> By: BeckEye http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-73745 BeckEye Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:52:28 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-73745 God, I've missed these posts. God, I’ve missed these posts.

]]> By: 12 Pack Abs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-73729 12 Pack Abs Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:15:32 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-73729 "his team is left to pick up the peaches from these terrible circumcisions." Drew, you sir are a goddamn star and you have officially sold another book or two. Fucking priceless. “his team is left to pick up the peaches from these terrible circumcisions.”
Drew, you sir are a goddamn star and you have officially sold another book or two. Fucking priceless.

]]> By: Big Zorn http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-73704 Big Zorn Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:45:14 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-73704 "When you lose a Tom Brady, that’s one opponent of your offense that you can no longer crouton." f-ing awesome. “When you lose a Tom Brady, that’s one opponent of your offense that you can no longer crouton.”
f-ing awesome.

]]> By: Greg Olsen is making me sexist http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-73700 Greg Olsen is making me sexist Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-73700 @ Falco.... no, they are opposites, Mike Adamle appears awkward, but speaks well. Emmitt appears with confidence (much like and idiot walking into a pole) and speaks like retard debutant. @ Falco…. no, they are opposites, Mike Adamle appears awkward, but speaks well. Emmitt appears with confidence (much like and idiot walking into a pole) and speaks like retard debutant.

]]> By: Greg Olsen is making me sexist http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-73699 Greg Olsen is making me sexist Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:25:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-73699 I wourd lerry rike to know when the NFR post-seclet is getting posted. I've been rooking folwald to it awr summahl. I wourd lerry rike to know when the NFR post-seclet is getting posted. I’ve been rooking folwald to it awr summahl.

]]> By: Shane_Falco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-73698 Shane_Falco Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:19:46 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-73698 Emmitt is to the NFL as Mike Adamle is to wrestling. Emmitt is to the NFL as Mike Adamle is to wrestling.

]]> By: Chamomiles Davis http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-73690 Chamomiles Davis Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:42:29 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-73690 <i>For all intensive percocets...</i> Fucking brilliant. One of my friends in college suffered a not-too-serious back injury. We spent the better part of a day zonked of our gourds on some intensive Percocets. For all intensive percocets… Fucking brilliant.

One of my friends in college suffered a not-too-serious back injury. We spent the better part of a day zonked of our gourds on some intensive Percocets.

]]> By: Slash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-73683 Slash Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:20:40 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/now-that-tom-brady-is-incarcerated-the-patriots-must-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html#comment-73683 I enjoy this much more than Ward Hines and a little bit more than Tawmmy. It uses real words absolutely nonsensically, which is how most Americans do it, anyway. Like Mad Libs. I bet Emmitt has every Mad Libs book ever published. To build his vocabulary. I enjoy this much more than Ward Hines and a little bit more than Tawmmy. It uses real words absolutely nonsensically, which is how most Americans do it, anyway. Like Mad Libs. I bet Emmitt has every Mad Libs book ever published. To build his vocabulary.

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