No Need To Splurge On That Pollard Jersey
When someone has (not unexpectedly) already tried to capitalize on the newfound fame of Brady bounty killer and SEAN TAYLOR MEMORIAL MEAST OF THE WEEK Bernard Pollard.
It’s a must-buy for any Patriots hater who has looked to diversify their wardrobe beyond the six different 18-1 shirts they’ve acquired over the last seven months. Or buy one for a Pats fan. They’re going to need a find another bandwagon in short order.
Tags: bernard pollard is a king among kings, merch that isn't ours, Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week, xmas ape
September 9th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Beautiful, just fuckin’ beautiful.
/This will never, ever, ever get old.
/18-1.
September 9th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Oh and Virginia…. my right arm’s just a little longer than my left.
/Happy Gilmore quote
September 9th, 2008 at 10:15 am
I’m glad that we have a joyous counterbalance to Sept. 11.
Not only has Pollard given Haters everywhere cause to celebrate, he’s taken back September from the terrorists.
I say huzzah to you, good sir. Huzzah.
September 9th, 2008 at 10:32 am
talk about the gift that keeps giving
September 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Is it wrong if I sent a “thank you” card to Pollard through the Chiefs front office?
September 9th, 2008 at 11:00 am
I just heard that Bernard Pollard discovered a cure for cancer!
September 9th, 2008 at 11:07 am
We’ll see how funny this is when Matt Cassell beats the Steelers in the playoffs. You won’t be a fan of Pollard then.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Let’s see Matt Cassell get the Pats to the playoffs before we start talking about him beating anyone. Hell, the Steelers are no lock to get there either, not with their schedule.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:18 am
the storm is coming.
the skies are blue and birds chirp carelessly… but there are towering, dark clouds forming on the horizon. the breeze picks up and the trees start to sway, exposing the pale undersides of the leaves. a dog barks and a fence claps open as the wind changes and ushers in the gray, swirling clouds. the front moves at an alarming pace, picking up steam with every wary, unsure “gift that keeps on giving” and “karma” comment, every unhinged Gregg Easterbrook column, every “bounty” paid. the smugstorm is building.
when the Patriots win – with Matt Cassel at the helm – there will be no stopping the terror of the smug that is unleashed up on this once-calm countryside. the sheer power of the insufferable, the weight of the smug, will crush all in it’s path. winning with Tom Brady was easy – there was nothing left to accomplish (super bowl woulda been nice, FUCK-ing tyree). the smug had reached an unsustainable crescendo that left Pats Fans – Keepers of the Smug, Holders of the Douche – looking at each other, shrugging shoulders, asking – how can we get any more smug than this? we have reached the limits of our insufferability. this is the top of the mountain, where else can we go?
what if – they reasoned, whiteboarding their next steps – what if we kept winning, just hear me out here, what if we went on winning all of our games… WITHOUT Tom Brady? what if we continued to tear through our division, crushing the now-bolstered hopes of guido Jersey Jets fans, old, confused, Depends-wearing, On-Star-button-pushing Dolphins fans, and retarded Bills fans… going into their stadiums and beating them – just like every year since 2001 – but this time without the services of Tom Brady? IMAGINE THE SMUG SHIT STORM OF INSUFFERABLE DOUCHE THAT WILL RAIN DOWN ON THE PLAINS, THE MOUNTAINS, THE HILLS, THE PRAIRIES, AND RETARDED BUFFALO/UPSTATE NEW YORK!!!!! YES! THAT IS THE ONLY WAY!!!!
a dog barks nervously against the wind. a door slams shut.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Bernard Pollard can add this to his list of accomplishments including, but not limited to stealing that TV and not knowing his father. what a human being.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Pip:
How am I supposed to fear the Pats’ backup QB when you can’t even spell his name right?
supermike:
No one cares who wins the AFC East. I don’t doubt that the Pats could do it with you behind center.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:23 am
@supermike: I don’t know whether to applaud you for recognizing that Pats fans are smug doucheboys or to boo you for thinking that the Pats have a chance in hell of making the playoffs this season. You don’t get a gold star for beating the Jets – that’s like asking for a gold star because you take care of your kids.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:25 am
not a bad looking shirt
September 9th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Racism from a Boston fan?
WELL I NEVER!
September 9th, 2008 at 11:45 am
I for one am outraged that the Brady injury overshadowed the Tony Romo injury. Tony suffered a cut on his chin! Where is the concern? That shit could easily get infected! Tony is resting comfortably, in case anyone is wondering…
September 9th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Pollard’s trading card:
Bernard Pollard’s Football Card
September 9th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Do I hear $2.50? I’ll sell 2 for $4!!
September 9th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
@ slash – of course ROMO is resting comfortably – don’t you know hes a GODDMAN STAR?
September 9th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Ah, I need this shirt immediately
September 9th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Bridget Moynahan was just spotted wearing matching kids x-small versions of this tee with her toddler.
September 9th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Will this be a real tshirt like the Sex Cannon? I need it to be. The next hooch over is full of Pats fans!
September 9th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I linked to the page you can order it from.
September 9th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Fack yous guys!
September 9th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
i dont get why fans are celebrating an injury…is it because the patriots can not be beat with brady throwing the ball? Whatever good job on this tshirt, score was 0-0 when brady went down and the patriots still won. See you in the super bowl NFC.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Whoa…. I did not realize there was this much Patriots envy out there. You people are a friggin joke! You know whats funny, they still won. Get used to it.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
After the RED SOX win the world series we can send Dustin Pedroia over to QB the PATS to the superbowl! It’s good to be King!!!!
September 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
It will be so much sweeter when the Pats are tearing it up with a 7th Round Draft pick who hasn’t started since 1999. Cry some more you Patriots Haters
September 9th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the Pats have been dominating us for so many years I just hate them! Thank god their QB got injured. Now lets write them off for the rest of the season! Idiots!
September 9th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
All these comments just show that all of you have no idea about professional sports and that your favorote team most likely sucks. You do not celebrate when one of the greatest QB’s ever has a potential career ending knee injury. Also let;s not forget that Brady was a late round pick as is Cassel, so after the PATS go 12-4 this season and most likely grab a first round bye then you all can stick it up your ass and start offering the PATS a first round pick to replace your terrible QB.
PS: Brady walked off the field with a mangled knee under his own power. that’s what greats do!!!
September 9th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Thanks Ape! It will probably take forever to get here (who would have thought the mail would suck in Afghanistan!!?!? ^_^ ), but whatever.
We put all the Pats fans in the same hooch cus they were getting fackin annoayin! I plan on wearing that thing every chance I get
September 9th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
way to be a true sports fan, wishing upon others careers and injuries…class act you fuckin morons
September 9th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
YAH, FACK YOU ASSHOLES! THIS IS TOTALLY DISRAHSPECTFUL AND IN POAH TASTE.
FACK YA MOTHAS!
September 9th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Jon Babs Says:
September 9th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
You do not celebrate when one of the greatest QB’s ever has a potential career ending knee injury.
What do you know? As it turns out, that’s precisely what we do.
SUCK
ON
IT
CHEATERS.
18-1
September 9th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
And thats exactly why you don’t WIN. Nobody in New England cheered when Green got his brains spilled out of his helmet 2 years ago. Completely in bad taste by any KC fan on this website or anyone else who thinks this injury is a good thing, or is happy that he is injured. Furthermore you just got beat by a QB that has not played a game since 1999 in High School. In fact I think Cassel could beat the chiefs right now with his high school team. So you suck on another losing season over there in KC.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Man, Patriots fans have no sense of humor.
Besides, I was under the impression that all injuries short of coma or death are fair game vis a vis the mocking and whatnot.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
On a lighter note, I am sure that Brady’s surgery will go off without any complications.
And once they get the baker’s dozen of gerbils out of his rectum and sigmoid colon, they might fix his knee too.
God, I LOVE THE NFL!
September 9th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Gerbils are fair game as long as you have a super model stickin em up there
September 9th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Hey What was the last Superbowl T-shirt Kansas City had? I dont think they made t-shirts back then and I think the first color tv was invented!.. We’ll have a more wins than you and oak put together! Brady has won more superbowls than KC has been in.. which were superbowl 1 and 4. You guys wont sniff a superbowl in the next 50 years! Brady will come back next year even Smarter and better. He has a whole season to study each teams defense. The KC game was more like a PRe season game but we suffered a big loss but we are 1-0 and i did see that Indy lost with everyone healthy to CHI.. speakn of chicago.. didnt they go to the superbowl with REX GROSSMAN???? Tells you any QB can take you to the superbowl its the supporting cast that has to pick up the slack ! Not saying we’ll make superbowl but it wouldn’t surprise me if somehow someway they did!
September 10th, 2008 at 2:00 am
RE bostonrich: This was the most hilarious Tawmmy from Quinzee post yet! “Not saying we’ll make superbowl but it wouldn’t surprise me if somehow someway they did!” I’m dying here…
+1, KSK. You tried to fool us with some lame screen name, but this comment was parody at its finest. Not enough “fack,” though.
September 10th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Listen you didn’t see Pats fans making “I wish he died” Ben Roethlisberger tshirts after he crashed his motorcycle did you? Nope. The difference is Pats fans have class and the rest of the trash doesn’t. I just hope God teaches everybody who buys this shirt a lesson. The lack of class you people demonstrate is Embarrassing and Sad, and I’m not even a Pats Fan, but to wish someone to be hurt is troublesome.
September 11th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Where to begin??
“Listen you didn’t see Pats fans making “I wish he died” Ben Roethlisberger tshirts after he crashed his motorcycle did you? Nope.”
No t-shirts that we saw at least. You did have plenty of things like this though — http://news.runtowin.com/2006/06/13/ben-roethlisbergers-motorcycle-helmet-for-sale.html
and this –
http://shop.cafepress.com/design/13024492
and then there are the Browns fans with their “Wrecks in the City” movie poster featuring a crumpled Roethlisberger.
So look — I’m sure you can “prove” that the people behind the eBay auction and the CafePress shirt are not Pats’ fans, right? Because Pats’ fans are a special, classy breed. Whereas fans of other teams are all scum because one random guy made a shirt mocking Brady’s injury the year after the “Eff You” revenge tour (a/k/a the “Winners Never Cheat . . . Except When They Do” good sportsmanship campaign).
September 11th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
As for other dumb comments — this was not made by a KC fan, apparently, so shouting “scoreboard” at the Chiefs fans seems pretty stupid.
Then you get people celebrating the fact that the Pats still won — no doubt a tremendous accomplishment at home against an opponent as widely feared and respected as Herm Edwards’ chiefs.
Then you have the guy asking about the motivation for the hate “is it because the patriots can not be beat with brady throwing the ball?” Cannot be beat? Well, they got beat last February. Same thing the January before that, by the Colts. And the January before that, by the Broncos.
Finally, are you just assuming that Bernard Pollard steals TVs and doesn’t know his father, or is there some reason for that little supposed barb? A reason oher than your own desperate stupidity, that is.
September 11th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Drew, if you are still reading the comments here, please honor this request: Continue writing Brady- and Patriot-bashing columns here, as many as you can. Hopefully, the more insults we hurl their way will equate to EVEN MORE bitchy comments from dogshit Boston fans. Their pain and misery they smear over this website not unlike period blood makes me happy. It sustains me.
Hell, since my own team is falling apart, this is just the thing to cheer me up!
September 16th, 2008 at 12:14 am
This is why Patriots fans are a bunch of humorless cunts. Your window is closing faggots, deal with it.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
It makes me happy to know that you lost your job because of this blog.