NFL Players As He-Man Villains
09.03.08Your Men With Balls contest winner is the ever-reliable Grimey, who used his fabulous secret powers to present us with this gallery of NFL stars as He-Man villains. Congrats, Grimey! You get to read something! Yay!
I’d like to thank all our readers for sending in their submissions, especially folks like Slash and Juice who put a great deal of effort into their submissions. And now, by the power of Grayskull…
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No Ram-Man? I nominate Mike Alstott.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/AlstottMike02.JPG/200px-AlstottMike02.JPG
http://www.toyarchive.com/STAForSale/NEW2001+/MOTU/Toys/Loose/RamManInc1a.jpg
But watch out for the dildo-wielding cougars!
StuScottBooyahs Says:
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Nice pick with stu scott
Need to add the echo effects from the walls of Stu boys colon. “Nice pick….Nicpickk….pickkkk..pickkkk.”
“Aaron Rodgers will play the part of Cringer.”
Best one liner I’ve read as a tag ever.
Thank you for your kind words. I didn’t actually work that hard on it, but it is how I would prefer the Jerry Jones/Wade Phillips saga to end, with Jerry Jones’ surgically altered face splattered all over the floor. Or the wall. Or anything, really.
Is there a HeMan villian with a shoplifting addiction? If not I nominate Tatum “Sticky Fingaz” Bell.
Grimey’s pictures are far more convincing than the live-action “Masters of the Universe” with Dolph Lundgren and Courtney Cox.
But who will play the roll of Orco?
Suzy Kolber as Teela?
Mrs. McCaskey as Evil-Lynn (ewww)
Romeo Crenell as Castle Grayskull?
Stuart Scott Poetry Jam-LOLLERS. Great work Grimey.
Brilliant work Grimey.
OT : Is Poetry Jam the next “Who’s Now” on SC?
That’s the best photoshopping since Worth 1000 was turned over to the special ed class for a day.
@ grimey: I trained in Russian Sambo for a good long while.
*checks out ‘this jutsu’ pic*
My god, WHAT have I been missing?
@Grimey: That Jitsu pleases me more than a rotating gold karate hand adjusted for maximum ball-cuppage ever could.
@Prehistoric Martyball: You’re absolutely right on the Hines Ward tip. But since I’m lazy, this Jitsu will have to do.
Marquise Hill as Mer Man.
/going to hell
Belicheat is not Phearless Photog?!?
Brady Quinn is Evil Lyn and Erin Andrews is She-Ra. John Clayton is an Orco gone bad.
That’s good hustle, Grimey.
Well, someone’s bound to post this, so it might as well be me.
Congrats, Grimey.
Brian Urlacher as Ram Man?
What? No Man-At-Arms? Tank Johnson would have been a good choice.
@Prehistoric Martyball: Right on all counts
Grimey you totally missed out on Brady Quinn as Ace, Gary, or even the dick mobile.
I guess Fisto would have been too easy.
Nice pick with stu scott
So that’s the real Belicheat? Figured he had to be related to Mark Anthony or something.
Hines Ward as Jitsu.
http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu-pop/universe/jitsu.shtml
And Herschel Walker should have been Man-E-Faces.
No mention of Ricky Williams as Fat Freddy’s Cat?
Pssh Grimey can’t read.