NFL Players As He-Man Villains

Your Men With Balls contest winner is the ever-reliable Grimey, who used his fabulous secret powers to present us with this gallery of NFL stars as He-Man villains. Congrats, Grimey! You get to read something! Yay!

I’d like to thank all our readers for sending in their submissions, especially folks like Slash and Juice who put a great deal of effort into their submissions. And now, by the power of Grayskull…

Tags: Aaron Rodgers will play the part of Cringer, book whoring, grimey, I HAVE THE POWER, men with balls

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29 Responses to “NFL Players As He-Man Villains”

1. futuremrsrickankiel Says:
   September 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 pm

   Pssh Grimey can’t read.

2. Kimbo Gash Says:
   September 3rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm

   No mention of Ricky Williams as Fat Freddy’s Cat?

3. Prehistoric Martyball Says:
   September 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm

   Hines Ward as Jitsu.

   http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu-pop/universe/jitsu.shtml

   And Herschel Walker should have been Man-E-Faces.

4. jackin'4beats Says:
   September 3rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm

   So that’s the real Belicheat? Figured he had to be related to Mark Anthony or something.

5. StuScottBooyahs Says:
   September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm

   Nice pick with stu scott

6. Punch Rockgroin Says:
   September 3rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm

   I guess Fisto would have been too easy.

7. chris-bessmervin Says:
   September 3rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm

   Grimey you totally missed out on Brady Quinn as Ace, Gary, or even the dick mobile.

8. Big Daddy Drew Says:
   September 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm

   @Prehistoric Martyball: Right on all counts

9. Upstate Underdog Says:
   September 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm

   What? No Man-At-Arms? Tank Johnson would have been a good choice.

10. Upstate Underdog Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Brian Urlacher as Ram Man?

11. Otto Man Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Well, someone’s bound to post this, so it might as well be me.

    Congrats, Grimey.

12. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Brady Quinn is Evil Lyn and Erin Andrews is She-Ra. John Clayton is an Orco gone bad.

    That’s good hustle, Grimey.

13. bob.pooner Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Belicheat is not Phearless Photog?!?

14. Prehistoric Martyball Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Marquise Hill as Mer Man.

    /going to hell

15. Grimey Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    @Prehistoric Martyball: You’re absolutely right on the Hines Ward tip. But since I’m lazy, this Jitsu will have to do.

16. Prehistoric Martyball Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    @Grimey: That Jitsu pleases me more than a rotating gold karate hand adjusted for maximum ball-cuppage ever could.

17. JAFO Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    @ grimey: I trained in Russian Sambo for a good long while.

    *checks out ‘this jutsu’ pic*

    My god, WHAT have I been missing?

18. albo Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    That’s the best photoshopping since Worth 1000 was turned over to the special ed class for a day.

19. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Brilliant work Grimey.

    OT : Is Poetry Jam the next “Who’s Now” on SC?

20. obit rice Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Stuart Scott Poetry Jam-LOLLERS. Great work Grimey.

21. Greg Olsen is making me sexist Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Suzy Kolber as Teela?

    Mrs. McCaskey as Evil-Lynn (ewww)

    Romeo Crenell as Castle Grayskull?

22. Hakim Drops the Ball Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    But who will play the roll of Orco?

23. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Grimey’s pictures are far more convincing than the live-action “Masters of the Universe” with Dolph Lundgren and Courtney Cox.

24. obit rice Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Is there a HeMan villian with a shoplifting addiction? If not I nominate Tatum “Sticky Fingaz” Bell.

25. Slash Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Thank you for your kind words. I didn’t actually work that hard on it, but it is how I would prefer the Jerry Jones/Wade Phillips saga to end, with Jerry Jones’ surgically altered face splattered all over the floor. Or the wall. Or anything, really.

26. Your Wife's Lipstick Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    “Aaron Rodgers will play the part of Cringer.”

    Best one liner I’ve read as a tag ever.

27. Owen Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    StuScottBooyahs Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Nice pick with stu scott

    Need to add the echo effects from the walls of Stu boys colon. “Nice pick….Nicpickk….pickkkk..pickkkk.”

28. Owen Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    But watch out for the dildo-wielding cougars!

29. dick_gozinia Says:
    September 4th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    No Ram-Man? I nominate Mike Alstott.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/AlstottMike02.JPG/200px-AlstottMike02.JPG

    http://www.toyarchive.com/STAForSale/NEW2001+/MOTU/Toys/Loose/RamManInc1a.jpg

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