NFL Players As He-Man Villains
Your Men With Balls contest winner is the ever-reliable Grimey, who used his fabulous secret powers to present us with this gallery of NFL stars as He-Man villains. Congrats, Grimey! You get to read something! Yay!
I’d like to thank all our readers for sending in their submissions, especially folks like Slash and Juice who put a great deal of effort into their submissions. And now, by the power of Grayskull…
Tags: Aaron Rodgers will play the part of Cringer, book whoring, grimey, I HAVE THE POWER, men with balls
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Pssh Grimey can’t read.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
No mention of Ricky Williams as Fat Freddy’s Cat?
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Hines Ward as Jitsu.
http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu-pop/universe/jitsu.shtml
And Herschel Walker should have been Man-E-Faces.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
So that’s the real Belicheat? Figured he had to be related to Mark Anthony or something.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Nice pick with stu scott
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I guess Fisto would have been too easy.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Grimey you totally missed out on Brady Quinn as Ace, Gary, or even the dick mobile.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
@Prehistoric Martyball: Right on all counts
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
What? No Man-At-Arms? Tank Johnson would have been a good choice.
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Brian Urlacher as Ram Man?
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Well, someone’s bound to post this, so it might as well be me.
Congrats, Grimey.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Brady Quinn is Evil Lyn and Erin Andrews is She-Ra. John Clayton is an Orco gone bad.
That’s good hustle, Grimey.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Belicheat is not Phearless Photog?!?
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Marquise Hill as Mer Man.
/going to hell
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm
@Prehistoric Martyball: You’re absolutely right on the Hines Ward tip. But since I’m lazy, this Jitsu will have to do.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
@Grimey: That Jitsu pleases me more than a rotating gold karate hand adjusted for maximum ball-cuppage ever could.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
@ grimey: I trained in Russian Sambo for a good long while.
*checks out ‘this jutsu’ pic*
My god, WHAT have I been missing?
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
That’s the best photoshopping since Worth 1000 was turned over to the special ed class for a day.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Brilliant work Grimey.
OT : Is Poetry Jam the next “Who’s Now” on SC?
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Stuart Scott Poetry Jam-LOLLERS. Great work Grimey.
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Suzy Kolber as Teela?
Mrs. McCaskey as Evil-Lynn (ewww)
Romeo Crenell as Castle Grayskull?
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
But who will play the roll of Orco?
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Grimey’s pictures are far more convincing than the live-action “Masters of the Universe” with Dolph Lundgren and Courtney Cox.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Is there a HeMan villian with a shoplifting addiction? If not I nominate Tatum “Sticky Fingaz” Bell.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Thank you for your kind words. I didn’t actually work that hard on it, but it is how I would prefer the Jerry Jones/Wade Phillips saga to end, with Jerry Jones’ surgically altered face splattered all over the floor. Or the wall. Or anything, really.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
“Aaron Rodgers will play the part of Cringer.”
Best one liner I’ve read as a tag ever.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
StuScottBooyahs Says:
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Nice pick with stu scott
Need to add the echo effects from the walls of Stu boys colon. “Nice pick….Nicpickk….pickkkk..pickkkk.”
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
But watch out for the dildo-wielding cougars!
September 4th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
No Ram-Man? I nominate Mike Alstott.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/AlstottMike02.JPG/200px-AlstottMike02.JPG
http://www.toyarchive.com/STAForSale/NEW2001+/MOTU/Toys/Loose/RamManInc1a.jpg