Once teammates eons ago, Brett Favre and Kurt Warner will face off Sunday in what some wags are dubbing the Geriatric Bowl. Hey, way to be ageist, guys. Old people can do stuff. For instance, they’re bankrupting the country with Social Security! And they’re good at Wii Fit! Which superannuated quarterback can strike a blow for seniors’ rights? WHO YA GOT?
Brett Favre___________________Kurt Warner
Age
38___________________37
Older Than
Dirt_______________The Hills (actual hills, not the show)
What do you, uh, people like?
How do they stay young?
The dreadmill______________praying to fetus Jesus
Chant
Go, Pack, Go J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS____________Gregorian
Remembers a time when
Women knew their place__________Christians could crusade with impunity
Finishing move
Re-retiring__________________Re-rapturing
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Favre by the length of a rollator-walker. Even God thinks born-agains are full of it.
I’m disappointed in the lack of J-E-S-T! Jest! Jest! Jest! in the chant section.
Favre will know 535 razormonkey this time…lemme tellya, ulright!
Wife Used to Rock
Cancer________________A Lesbian Mullet
I think Favre’s wife would be “I had cancer, shut the fuck up”
Warner should thank Jesus everyday. It’s obvious he blocked Judas as he knifed thru the line for a sack. Too bad it ended his career. Way to take one for the team Jesus.
Warner. The Jets can’t beat their way out of a wet paper bag.
I now like Warner for the following two reasons:
1) Mr. I am Important VERY BIG MAN on campus Leinert has to sit there and watch Warner get TD’s and fame, and hear that maybe he (Leinert) really isn’t a very good QB. YEA! That is good.
2) Mr. I am Important VERY BIG MAN on campus Favaro was thrown to the curb because he is a douchebag and the Pack would rather take a chance with a man with hirsute issues and soon Favaro will be crying on TV in NYC and all the wolves in the media will rip him to shreds. YEA! That is good.
Go Warner, your douchery is quite low in comparison! And really, we all will go to hell anyway, so really does it matter?
Is Warner stiff-arming my Lord and personal savior in that pic?
+1 for the Maaaaaaaaaaaaatlock
Sexy Friday turned into Geriatric Friday?
Jesus Christ may not be able to hit a curveball, but he does know how to zone block.
Ill take the Cardinals in this one. Madden curse takes hold, Favre shits in his wranglers before the game, ending his streak.
Check out Peter in The Last Supper. Left hand on Mary Magdalene’s throat, right hand holding a knife. So Leonardo is telling us that Peter actually played in the NFL!
the problem with going to hell is having to spend eternity with dane cook.
Warner is not above sweeping the leg. I’ll take him.
Drave, Warner was drafted by Packers in 1994 as a free agent.
You got Romo!
/knew Favre vs. Old Kurt would lead off the day
/hoping for one more Warner and Kitna post.
When and where were Farve and Warner teammates?
I was hoping for Trent vs Trent: Who ya got?
Ill take Warner because you can set your watch to his wife’s haircut.
btw, Trent Green is also 37 years old
I’ll take Gozer the Gozarian’s husband over the Wrangler jeans guy, please.
“for Warner’s wife, should that be Shut the fuck up, sir!”
I’m just happy that R. Lee Ermey finally found true love.
Daydream Billiever Says
“for Warner’s wife, should that be Shut the fuck up, sir!”
Perfect. Except the “!” makes you sound like you’re not scared of her. Only address bigger nuts with the utmost respect. But yes. Perfect.
what the fuck is Hulu and why does it hate Canada?
This is an intriguing matchup.
But I’m trying to decide between Sarah Palin and Miss Teen South Carolina.
I swear, if you close your eyes, you can’t tell the difference.
ape, it almost seems like you’re saying “going to hell” like it’s a bad thing
for Warner’s wife, should that be Shut the fuck up, sir!
Wife?
Shut the fuck up_______________Shut the fuck up
I want Favre to feel the pain in every game this year. So I got a crusading Warner taking it to those NewYork City heathens.