Comments on: Matt Ryan Explained

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:03:18 +0000

Currently it’s 95 degrees with 95 % humidity in and around JAWJA. From the time he steps out of his chauffeured limo to the time he enters the door held open, he’ll sweat at least a pint.

Oh, seems like a good kid. Have heard him on talk radio multiple times (680 and 790 local) and he seems genuinely humble. Heck, they even had his dad on for father’s day. (We’re kinda down home like that in the south)

But if you need a shot at the kid – heck, if my running back gained 220 yards every week, the passing lanes would be open for me too.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:05:06 +0000

his shirt/jacket combo looks like an optical illusion. if you look hard enough, you’ll find an awkward white guy staring at you.

By: Stylist Mick

Stylist Mick — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:10:21 +0000

Too many layers of douche baggery.

By: slothrop

slothrop — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:40:44 +0000

FMRA: He’s Irish. He burns in the dark.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:40:28 +0000

Does this guy have gray hair already? Too much time in Bahston I guess.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:04:03 +0000

That looks a whole lot like the smile you give the person you once hooked up with drunk when you realize they’ve started dating your friend. AWKWARD AS FUCK.

Is it just me, or is this man, like, perpetually sunburned?

By: CAPITOLg

CAPITOLg — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:03:15 +0000

This guy probably fights poodles at his Good Newz Kennels while smoking apple tobacco from his mersham pipe.
Clean up the dirty South, Matt!

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:00:28 +0000

Correction. Pete King won’t call Matty Ice this week because it’s “a sensitive week, this being Jets-Pats week, with Favre leading Gang Green against the dreaded rivals to the northeast.”

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:59:45 +0000

Correction. Pete King won’t call Matty Ice this week because it’s “a sensitive week, this being Jets-Pats week, with Favre leading Gang Green against the dreaded rivals to the northeast.”

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/peter_king/09/09/mail/index.html?eref=T1

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:59:25 +0000

Get that man an endorsement deal!