Matt Ryan Explained
Matt Ryan prepares for his guest appearance on The Kige Ramsey Show. Note the quarterback’s informal attire, as the necktie and sweatervest are conspicuously absent. Also notable is Ryan’s smile. That’s no 72-million-dollar smile, people. This is why Peter King only calls Matt on weeknights after the SI writer has had too much to drink. He cares for Matt, but is just too ashamed to admit it.
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September 10th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Get that man an endorsement deal!
September 10th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Correction. Pete King won’t call Matty Ice this week because it’s “a sensitive week, this being Jets-Pats week, with Favre leading Gang Green against the dreaded rivals to the northeast.”
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/peter_king/09/09/mail/index.html?eref=T1
September 10th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Correction. Pete King won’t call Matty Ice this week because it’s “a sensitive week, this being Jets-Pats week, with Favre leading Gang Green against the dreaded rivals to the northeast.”
September 10th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
This guy probably fights poodles at his Good Newz Kennels while smoking apple tobacco from his mersham pipe.
Clean up the dirty South, Matt!
September 10th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
That looks a whole lot like the smile you give the person you once hooked up with drunk when you realize they’ve started dating your friend. AWKWARD AS FUCK.
Is it just me, or is this man, like, perpetually sunburned?
September 10th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Does this guy have gray hair already? Too much time in Bahston I guess.
September 10th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
FMRA: He’s Irish. He burns in the dark.
September 10th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Too many layers of douche baggery.
September 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
his shirt/jacket combo looks like an optical illusion. if you look hard enough, you’ll find an awkward white guy staring at you.
September 11th, 2008 at 6:03 am
Currently it’s 95 degrees with 95 % humidity in and around JAWJA. From the time he steps out of his chauffeured limo to the time he enters the door held open, he’ll sweat at least a pint.
Oh, seems like a good kid. Have heard him on talk radio multiple times (680 and 790 local) and he seems genuinely humble. Heck, they even had his dad on for father’s day. (We’re kinda down home like that in the south)
But if you need a shot at the kid - heck, if my running back gained 220 yards every week, the passing lanes would be open for me too.