Let The Record Show That This Youngster Has No Testicles In His Mouth
The subject of this video is Broncofan1990, who is either a young fan of the Denver NFL franchise, or the test tube lovechild of Kige Ramsey and a Chinese otter. Broncofan set out on youtube to share some insights about his favorite team. Turns out that, unlike the dapper Kentuckian Kige, this guy’s commentary was not so well-received:
The kid was true to his word.
There’s no shit anywhere on youtube now for “Broncfn90,” but the legacy lives on.
Some of the more precious soundbitess in this vid have been spliced and diced (”And you know what? Birth defects!“), giving this kid a modest push up the internet meme totem pole. But not everyone’s laughing. Here’s one response from Bronc’s few supporters out there on the eBays:
Much love and extra bamboo to Holy Taco for the find.
Tags: denver broncos, fat adults picking on fat children, youtubage
September 17th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Anyone else willing to bet that the fat bald guy with the beard is a NAMBLA member.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
…with a foot fetish
September 17th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Does he kiss the sow that birthed him with that mouth?
September 17th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
he looks like a young asian kevin james, but hes right ” i aint gon make no videos of myself!”
September 17th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
How the fuck did that dude with the beard know I have smelly feet?
September 17th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
He’s the Vince Young of YouTube.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
He went full retard and failed to see no one hands out awards to Youtube standouts.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
BroncFan90 is the best Amanda Bynes character EVAR
September 17th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
From the YouTube comments:
i hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but i must have masturbated to this video at least 350 times. message me sometime ;)
Gotta love them YouTubers.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32nR873u4H0&feature=related
Make’s you feel a little bad for the kid
September 17th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
He looks like young Jim Ross!
SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!
September 17th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
This kid is the reason for the feud between Jay Cutler and Marmalard last year on the sidelines. Marmalard was questioning the intelligence of the Bronco’s fanbase, and Cutler had to defend his fans. Unbeknownst to Marmalard is the fact that the fat kid is actually his half-brother, adding more irony to the situation.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Can we hire Bernard Pollard to smack this kid upside the head so hard that his lazy eye goes straight?
September 17th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
In all fairness, he looks more like Stuart Scott and Drew Magary’s love child.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
This was perhaps the most touching sign off I’ve ever watched… We’ll miss you Bronco Billy!
http://www.bangcartoon.com/2005/broncobilly.htm
September 17th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I’ve been following the plight of that poor fat bastard since he started posting vids. Poor kid.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
who cares? Sorry, junior, but your Broncos are going down. GEAUX SAINTS!!!
September 17th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
did anyone else start humming the battle hymn of the republic during that?
/single tear
September 17th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
i would expect better of the extinguished scholars and intellects who comment on youtube videos. they should be ashamed of themselves.
September 17th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
That kid could host Marmalard’s Fanboy club.
I’m also really really shocked that he somehow expected not to get flamed? I mean c’mon he openly admits to being a Bronco fan…dee dee dee!
September 17th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Cooooooommmmmee oonnnnnnnnnnn! Get on the coppah!!!
September 17th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I’ve learned something here today from BroncosFan1990, and that something is this:
MIDDLE FINGER SALUTE BITCHES!
Don’t think I’m not handing those out left and right next time I get drunk (which will probably be in the next hour).
September 17th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!
September 17th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
I’m still dying from the testicles in the mouth thing
September 17th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
The remixes had me in tears.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcQkRrUV0Hk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dVWsLcUbg
September 17th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
The remixes had me in tears
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcQkRrUV0Hk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dVWsLcUbg
September 17th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
You sure that kid ain’t a Bears fan?
September 17th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I think that kid fits like 4 of the 5 warning signs for a stroke.
September 17th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
i feel like dutch from the shield should be investigating the disappearance of testicle-mouth and interviewing the overly-supportive foreign fan.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
This boy is obviously the result of Mark Schlereth procreating
September 17th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
After watching Kige Ramsey I have to say, if you look-up tardbillie in the dictionary there’s a picture of him next to it.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
http://www.broncoscountry.com/search-citizens/search-results/view-citizen/55327
September 17th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
He reminds me of good ol’ JR from the WWE.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
It reminds me of most conversations I have with any Bronco fans.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I don’t think his right (our left) eye blinked once. Somewhat unsettling.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Is that Tedy Bruschi?
September 17th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
He appears to be back. http://www.youtube.com/user/crazybroncofan1990
September 18th, 2008 at 2:53 am
Denver sports reporting would be much improved if Broncfn90 replaced Woody Paige in all media.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:46 am
Is there anybody here that doesn’t prefer this kid’s commentary to Hodge or Golic? I’m not even fucking kidding, he seriously seems to offer better analysis than those two.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:12 am
He’s definitely better than Kornheiser.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am
in his latest video he appears to have taken his meds.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
The bald guy sounds like Dr Doofenshmirtz (”Curse you, youtube haters!”)
September 18th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Wow, that is one angry lesbian right there.
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