KSK Sunday Open Thread: Early Games
Rachel Nichols is reporting that Purple Jesus has healed himself and will play against the Panthers today. Bad news for all you humps that picked up Chester Taylor for your fantasy team. Good news for Vikes fans. I assume Big Daddy Drew is beating off into a sock right now.
If you’re getting the Eagles-Steelers game later this afternoon, you’re doing better than I am. We are being subjected to the Jax-Indy tilt, despite the fact that Steelers fans outnumber Colts fans at least 2-1 in this town. I humbly request that the Fox Network the Tiffany Network get bent and die.
Tags: open threads
September 21st, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I hates me some fucking Cowboys.
September 21st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I assume Big Daddy Drew is beating off into a sock right now.
I’ll take “Safe Bets” for $200 please, Alex.
September 21st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Kimbo. If you hates ‘em so much why even bring ‘em up?
September 21st, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I wonder if what patriots fans are going through this season feels like anything similar to the pain and agony one gets from watching the fox pregame show.
September 21st, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Fuck. Have to sit Purple Jesus cause I don’t trust the hammy
September 21st, 2008 at 12:51 pm
… and that is why steeler fans should know better and, uh, pay lots of money for that damned sunday ticket package. well, that is what i do, here in chicago, where steeler games are rarely on the regional network etc blah blah. hell, i got more network steeler games when i lived in san francisco. WORD/WEIRD.
September 21st, 2008 at 12:55 pm
A) I’m not a Steelers fan (shudder). I just want to see the best game this afternoon.
B) DirectTV is utter shit.
September 21st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I feel your pain FLUBBY … I feel your pain ..
September 21st, 2008 at 1:07 pm
20 blind lesbians in a fish market matches the confusion of the tampa bay offense
September 21st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Wohoo! We get stuck with the scrappy old Giants up against the faliure that is the Bengals…
September 21st, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Out here in the BFE that is Kansas, I get to watch the cripple fight that is the Falcons and Chiefs.
September 21st, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Wait…Gus Ferotte Sucks too?
September 21st, 2008 at 1:40 pm
dtv sucks? tell me about it. every single game in HD. HOW DARE THEY MAKE ME FLIP BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN GAMES!!!
September 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm
last year we had 7 of 17 weeks with Steelers games, i hate our local affiliates
September 21st, 2008 at 1:43 pm
being subjected to support high school football programs (being forced to watch kc/atl) means i deserve to watch phi/pit.
September 21st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Matt Cassel makes Tavaris Jackson seem like the deep threat weapon we all know he is not.
September 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
right now i’m wondering why i started cassel over jet favre in one of my leagues…
September 21st, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I suck.
September 21st, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Off topic… Any body see Ufford on SNL last night?
September 21st, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Joey Porter don’t tell no lies.
September 21st, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I started the NE D/ST in 2 of my leagues today… FUCK
September 21st, 2008 at 2:00 pm
@Kimbo Gash: The Cowboys hate your stinking gash too.
September 21st, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Oh and I started Larry Johnson, cuz the ATL D sucks right?
Not when they put 10 in the box!
September 21st, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Welkah is Cassel’s new BFF.
September 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Orton just bounced about a foot off the ground when sacked, and just threw a pick six during a screen pass.
September 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
HAD to start K. Boss (NYG) in a crappy league this week. So far he’s the only good thing happinin’ for me.
/sad
September 21st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I foresee the triumphant return of el Cumslinger
September 21st, 2008 at 2:16 pm
THAT FACKIN’ DAAAAAHKIE RONNIE BROWN!
September 21st, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Who’s gonna be the first lying amshelek to claim he started ms. R. Brown?
My money’s on rich, with a link to some bullshit.
September 21st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
When your QB is 2/14, shouldn’t you run more? 8 runs to 14 passes…
September 21st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Don’t mind us, we’re just pursuing perfection.
/0-16
September 21st, 2008 at 2:34 pm
NE’s ‘veteran’ defense just looks old. TWO direct snaps to R. Brown for TD’s? HA
September 21st, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I have the honor of eschewing in the Tim Tebow era in Kansas City
September 21st, 2008 at 2:50 pm
NE’s ‘veteran’ defense has been old for three years now. Only Darth Bill can’t hide the geezers behind the offense anymore.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Fuck ESPN fantasy projections.
Sammy Morris – 13 points projected. (actual now, 2) Steve Slaton – 4 points projected. (actual now, 16).
September 21st, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Since I live in the shittiest town in the shittest state (I’ll give you a hint, it’s “normal” to great somebody with the phrase “Roll Tide”), I have DirectV so I can watch every game possible on Sunday. Then I just watch the Steelers. Without DirectV, I would be forced to “watch” Jags at Colts, yip-fucking-ee.
/homer
September 21st, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Definitely wish I got any game OTHER than the Patriots right now. GUHHH.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
The Pats D is giving me negative points right now, and the Bears are winning. I loathe the Bears.
/Packers fan
September 21st, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Reed.Fucking.Doughty.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Gisele’s BJ is going to be extra sloppy for Brady after this game ends.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Look for a Rodney Harrison cheap shot to cap off this game.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:25 pm
looks like i am going to put my trust in cotchery, kitna, and calvin for the second half. Fuck.
/ties noose
September 21st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I like how the fucking Boston fans are streaming out of Gillette with 13 minutes left in the fourth.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Griese makes his triumphant return to Chicago! This, THIS, is why I was a cumslinger apologist. THIS RIGHT HERE is why Grossman was the lesser of two evils.
/don’t blow it
September 21st, 2008 at 3:30 pm
4 direct snaps to the RB? For touchdowns? Nice to see that Maimi is going back to hs offense plays.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:30 pm
WTF did the Vikes just do in the red zone? They had like 2nd and goal from the 1, and all of a sudden they’re on the 25.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Maj, B. Lloyd appears to be playing well for the Bears
September 21st, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Those Dish Network commercials with Frank Caliendo are an abortion. The Jerry Seinfeld/Jason Alexander one just aired and my urge to kill is rising.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Oakland and Buffalo. Only fucking game on the teevee right now.
/opens another quart of generic vodka
Shit.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Buff/Oak is the best game on right now.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Vindication, thy name be Porter of the Joe.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Ronnie fucking Brown……anyone forget how good this guy was?
September 21st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Chiefs fo for a FG here?
September 21st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Orton just got spun like a record, baby right round.
September 21st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
fuck!
September 21st, 2008 at 3:58 pm
A Steelers fan in Charleston, SC here. I often see Jax games.
I will flip shit if I dont see Pitt/Philly.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
And this is why the Chiefs suck at life. Their last win was back on Oct of 2007. Against the Raiders. That is just sad.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Jerramy Stevens, arguably my least favorite rapist.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:02 pm
The vikes finally get a win and Purple Jesus has a bad game… The Ronnie Brown runs more than twice and isn’t injured… Oakland may win against a team other than the Dolphins… Cinci may beat the defending champs without an arrest and/or drug test involved… Is today opposite day?
September 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Oh, and I live in Portland, am a Vikings fan and am subjected to Sea-cocks game every weekend…. Which is awesome because that just means the Vikes are never the NFC game. And now you know what fuels my alcoholism. Having to go to the bar at 10am every Sunday. Fuck.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Fuck TJ Houshmalendez. And everything Ohio related.
Fuck them up their asses.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Lovie Smith spits in God’s face by getting a FREE PLAY and taking a knee.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:11 pm
fuck yeah, Buffalo. Not pretty but a win is a win.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Good thing: Being able to watch Denver in the heart of Chiefs country. Bad Thing: Having to listen to Joe and Tory give the play by play. Damn Fox Sports.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Don’t talk mess about TJ. He’s an Oregon State guy. He’s dealt with enough shitty-ness already.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I stand by what I said until he leaves Cincy.
For those who cared (all none of you), I’m getting the Steelers game.
I’m excited.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:43 pm
upstate NY also getting PIT/PHI
September 21st, 2008 at 4:52 pm
PIT/PHI is also on here in the 7th circle of Hell aka Manhattan Kansas.
September 21st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Hmm. My team losing, and Westbrook being out and thereby greatly effecting my Fantasy team.
I didn’t sign up for this.
September 21st, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Did Brian Griese really pass the ball 68 times? And how on earth did they win with Brian Effing Griese throwing that much? Today is a strange day.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Dear Steelers O-Line,
Ben would LOVE to see what life is like past 50 years old. Can you guys work on that?
kthnx.
Signed,
All Steelers Fans
September 21st, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Hey, not sure if anybody knew this or not, but, St. Louis is going to go 0-16.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:19 pm
@ Nick … Preach!
Stiller O-line looks like tangled asshairs and McNabb gets hurt? Irony.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:20 am
For you TJ fans: You’re welcome. I benched him and his 6 fantasy points to date and he goes off for 30. He just needed a little spark. Good talk.
/Probably cost me a win this week.
//Probably not cause LT sucks balls.
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:18 am
Perhaps a name change would do Hochuli some good. What about, “Ed Ocho Cinco?”