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Better question: Why is he mowing fake grass?
are you SURE this isn’t one of those times?
GIT THAT MAN A BOOM BOX!
Hey Jesus!! Next time you do my yard dont forget to edge it too!!! Im paying you 2$ an hour for a reason!
JJ picks his up at a Home Depot every morning at 6 am.
Why isn’t he at Home Depot?
that is so racist, essay.
“Punter es mas malo” should replace all “Jeez Punter that’s just wrong” tags.
Why isn’t he doing my dry cleaning?
I’m choosing to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month by going to see “Beverly Hill Chihuahua”
I think you owe us all an apology for that comment.
I normally celebrate Hispanic Heritage every Tuesday night at Del Taco.
I celebrated by changing my fantasy team avatar to this guy:
UU, huh, I’m celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month by drinking a shit load of Negro Modelo while not seeing that abortion. to each his own, I guess.
Today is Mexican Independence Day, which means homemade tacos, tamales, and plenty of Negra Modelo for dinner. It’s possible tequila may also be involved.
I think that guy was also subbing at center for the cowboys on a few plays.
“Mexican Americans…love education…so they go to night school…and take spanish………and they get a B”
by Cheech Marin
I’m planning on renting a Mexican whore tonoight.
tonoight – thats spanish for tonight
iAye unos naranjas en la cabeza!
We got to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking our mexican friend all Sunday.
The following is now known as the ‘Muy Triste’ picture and should be a popular costume for our group of guys this year.
The story is simple: Mexican buddy was 12 years old and didn’t want to go as a bunny for halloween. He pouted an mom took a picture. 15 years later, White buddy steals this picture from Mexican buddy’s wife’s wedding shower. White buddy uses it as his fantasy football logo with team name Muy Triste. Hilarity and mockery ensue, and hopefully will continue for the rest of the season.
Pic can be viewed here:
//realizes this is more funny to us than anyone else
/ still hopes for comments on YTMND.
Shouldn’t he be lifting free weights in a parking lot with Hochuli?
You forgot the tag “Mala MS pintura”
Because he’s not Korean…DUH!!!
I’m going to celebrate by doing what I do best: cracking open a sixer of Modelo and cruising the boulevard.
Watch out, St. Louis!
Today is Mexican Independence Day
Because nothing says independence like 25 people in a two-bedroom house
As a Hispanic American, I am outraged! I am offended! I am disgusted!
/pops open another Corona and fills another tortilla with meat and guacamole
@Grimey – Only 25 people? What are they rich?
/it may be offensive, but my landscaping looks great, so blow me
I’ve got a head full of oranges?
If I’m the Eagles, I’d be on the phone to Goodell to bitch about that mower that just tripped my safety.
“Is there a term besides ‘Mexican’ you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?”
Is there a term besides ‘Mexican’ you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?
Ah, nothing says pride and independence more than risking life and limb to escape said counry, illegally come to another, only to refuse to learn the language, fly the flag of a country you fled and recognize only foreign holidays.
Guacamolean. Covers all of them South of the Border typerenos, mi amigos. Ees good tag, no?
BTW, the other morning, I said “Hola!” to a gal who works nearby. She must’ve been impressed with my pro-nun-ci-ation, as she replied with a stream of gibberish, ending in a “?” sound.
I replied, “Hola!” As that’s all I know.
She laughed. I laughed. The world was a better place, at least for a moment.
Why can’t we all just get along? Because a growing majority of us refuse to learn English? I dunno.
Ah, that’s unfair. I went to a picnic party last weekend, where I was one of TWO white guys; the SA’s ( South Americans; or esse’s) went out of their way to speak English with me, fed me, and kept me with full beers all day. Bless their hearts, it was a good time. Though the music really got to me after a while. But I am now a new fan of Tecate; a little lime and a little salt, and oy, mi amigo, not so malo!!
Take over close to being complete.
Next up: Canada
No cure has been developed.
I have it on good authority that Canada is not an acceptable target for the hordes. Mowing lawns is ok, but these guys hate to shovel snow, eh. They’ll have, what, 2 or 3 weeks of mowing season before the snow falls again, so why bother, eh?
Lucky damn Canucks.
This reminds of me of resident evil extinction.
Survivors, migrate to Alaska!
That amigo must be pretty high up in the landscaping ranks. Where I am, the crackers usually get the mowing gig and the hombres are limited to weed wacking or the backpack blower.
So fulfills the prophecy that Kornheiser could consume the English with fireballs from his ears, and bolts of lightning from his arse…
I don’t understand the Mexicans.
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