So fulfills the prophecy that Kornheiser could consume the English with fireballs from his ears, and bolts of lightning from his arse…
09.17.08 at 6:53 am
dAndy ManCandy
That amigo must be pretty high up in the landscaping ranks. Where I am, the crackers usually get the mowing gig and the hombres are limited to weed wacking or the backpack blower.
09.17.08 at 2:19 am
aye
This reminds of me of resident evil extinction.
Survivors, migrate to Alaska!
09.17.08 at 2:06 am
rick
aye,
I have it on good authority that Canada is not an acceptable target for the hordes. Mowing lawns is ok, but these guys hate to shovel snow, eh. They’ll have, what, 2 or 3 weeks of mowing season before the snow falls again, so why bother, eh?
Lucky damn Canucks.
09.17.08 at 2:00 am
aye
Take over close to being complete.
Next up: Canada
No cure has been developed.
09.17.08 at 2:00 am
rick
Guacamolean. Covers all of them South of the Border typerenos, mi amigos. Ees good tag, no?
BTW, the other morning, I said “Hola!” to a gal who works nearby. She must’ve been impressed with my pro-nun-ci-ation, as she replied with a stream of gibberish, ending in a “?” sound.
I replied, “Hola!” As that’s all I know.
She laughed. I laughed. The world was a better place, at least for a moment.
Why can’t we all just get along? Because a growing majority of us refuse to learn English? I dunno.
Ah, that’s unfair. I went to a picnic party last weekend, where I was one of TWO white guys; the SA’s ( South Americans; or esse’s) went out of their way to speak English with me, fed me, and kept me with full beers all day. Bless their hearts, it was a good time. Though the music really got to me after a while. But I am now a new fan of Tecate; a little lime and a little salt, and oy, mi amigo, not so malo!!
09.16.08 at 7:20 pm
angelpuncher
Ah, nothing says pride and independence more than risking life and limb to escape said counry, illegally come to another, only to refuse to learn the language, fly the flag of a country you fled and recognize only foreign holidays.
09.16.08 at 5:57 pm
Mo Charlo
Guatemalan?
09.16.08 at 5:52 pm
jackin'4beats
Is there a term besides ‘Mexican’ you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?
Landscaper maybe?
09.16.08 at 5:50 pm
Gino Tourettsa
“Is there a term besides ‘Mexican’ you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?”
09.16.08 at 5:31 pm
Needs More Cheerleaders
If I’m the Eagles, I’d be on the phone to Goodell to bitch about that mower that just tripped my safety.
09.16.08 at 5:10 pm
OzoneRanger
iAye unos naranjas en la cabeza!
I’ve got a head full of oranges?
09.16.08 at 4:54 pm
Animal Mother
@Grimey – Only 25 people? What are they rich?
/it may be offensive, but my landscaping looks great, so blow me
09.16.08 at 4:29 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
As a Hispanic American, I am outraged! I am offended! I am disgusted!
/pops open another Corona and fills another tortilla with meat and guacamole
09.16.08 at 4:27 pm
Grimey
Today is Mexican Independence Day
Because nothing says independence like 25 people in a two-bedroom house
09.16.08 at 4:07 pm
Outta My Way I'm Leonard Little!
I’m going to celebrate by doing what I do best: cracking open a sixer of Modelo and cruising the boulevard.
Watch out, St. Louis!
09.16.08 at 4:01 pm
jackin'4beats
Why isn’t he doing my dry cleaning?
Because he’s not Korean…DUH!!!
09.16.08 at 4:00 pm
StuScottBooyahs
You forgot the tag “Mala MS pintura”
09.16.08 at 3:55 pm
Playoff Beard
Shouldn’t he be lifting free weights in a parking lot with Hochuli?
09.16.08 at 3:55 pm
Kyle Orton's Prius
We got to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking our mexican friend all Sunday.
The following is now known as the ‘Muy Triste’ picture and should be a popular costume for our group of guys this year.
The story is simple: Mexican buddy was 12 years old and didn’t want to go as a bunny for halloween. He pouted an mom took a picture. 15 years later, White buddy steals this picture from Mexican buddy’s wife’s wedding shower. White buddy uses it as his fantasy football logo with team name Muy Triste. Hilarity and mockery ensue, and hopefully will continue for the rest of the season.
Pic can be viewed here:
//realizes this is more funny to us than anyone else
/ still hopes for comments on YTMND.
09.16.08 at 3:50 pm
qwijibo
iAye unos naranjas en la cabeza!
09.16.08 at 3:39 pm
Favre's Next Interception
tonoight – thats spanish for tonight
09.16.08 at 3:39 pm
Favre's Next Interception
I’m planning on renting a Mexican whore tonoight.
09.16.08 at 3:38 pm
Ryno
“Mexican Americans…love education…so they go to night school…and take spanish………and they get a B”
-Mexican Americans
by Cheech Marin
09.16.08 at 3:24 pm
mini dagger
I think that guy was also subbing at center for the cowboys on a few plays.
09.16.08 at 3:11 pm
smurphette
Today is Mexican Independence Day, which means homemade tacos, tamales, and plenty of Negra Modelo for dinner. It’s possible tequila may also be involved.
09.16.08 at 2:54 pm
Slothrop
UU, huh, I’m celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month by drinking a shit load of Negro Modelo while not seeing that abortion. to each his own, I guess.
09.16.08 at 2:51 pm
TF
I celebrated by changing my fantasy team avatar to this guy:
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/08/punte-red-green-burst-650-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/07/patrick-willis-shakey-150x150.jpg)
I don’t understand the Mexicans.
haha woops
So fulfills the prophecy that Kornheiser could consume the English with fireballs from his ears, and bolts of lightning from his arse…
That amigo must be pretty high up in the landscaping ranks. Where I am, the crackers usually get the mowing gig and the hombres are limited to weed wacking or the backpack blower.
This reminds of me of resident evil extinction.
Survivors, migrate to Alaska!
aye,
I have it on good authority that Canada is not an acceptable target for the hordes. Mowing lawns is ok, but these guys hate to shovel snow, eh. They’ll have, what, 2 or 3 weeks of mowing season before the snow falls again, so why bother, eh?
Lucky damn Canucks.
Take over close to being complete.
Next up: Canada
No cure has been developed.
Guacamolean. Covers all of them South of the Border typerenos, mi amigos. Ees good tag, no?
BTW, the other morning, I said “Hola!” to a gal who works nearby. She must’ve been impressed with my pro-nun-ci-ation, as she replied with a stream of gibberish, ending in a “?” sound.
I replied, “Hola!” As that’s all I know.
She laughed. I laughed. The world was a better place, at least for a moment.
Why can’t we all just get along? Because a growing majority of us refuse to learn English? I dunno.
Ah, that’s unfair. I went to a picnic party last weekend, where I was one of TWO white guys; the SA’s ( South Americans; or esse’s) went out of their way to speak English with me, fed me, and kept me with full beers all day. Bless their hearts, it was a good time. Though the music really got to me after a while. But I am now a new fan of Tecate; a little lime and a little salt, and oy, mi amigo, not so malo!!
Ah, nothing says pride and independence more than risking life and limb to escape said counry, illegally come to another, only to refuse to learn the language, fly the flag of a country you fled and recognize only foreign holidays.
Guatemalan?
Is there a term besides ‘Mexican’ you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?
Landscaper maybe?
“Is there a term besides ‘Mexican’ you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?”
If I’m the Eagles, I’d be on the phone to Goodell to bitch about that mower that just tripped my safety.
iAye unos naranjas en la cabeza!
I’ve got a head full of oranges?
@Grimey – Only 25 people? What are they rich?
/it may be offensive, but my landscaping looks great, so blow me
As a Hispanic American, I am outraged! I am offended! I am disgusted!
/pops open another Corona and fills another tortilla with meat and guacamole
Today is Mexican Independence Day
Because nothing says independence like 25 people in a two-bedroom house
I’m going to celebrate by doing what I do best: cracking open a sixer of Modelo and cruising the boulevard.
Watch out, St. Louis!
Why isn’t he doing my dry cleaning?
Because he’s not Korean…DUH!!!
You forgot the tag “Mala MS pintura”
Shouldn’t he be lifting free weights in a parking lot with Hochuli?
We got to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking our mexican friend all Sunday.
The following is now known as the ‘Muy Triste’ picture and should be a popular costume for our group of guys this year.
The story is simple: Mexican buddy was 12 years old and didn’t want to go as a bunny for halloween. He pouted an mom took a picture. 15 years later, White buddy steals this picture from Mexican buddy’s wife’s wedding shower. White buddy uses it as his fantasy football logo with team name Muy Triste. Hilarity and mockery ensue, and hopefully will continue for the rest of the season.
Pic can be viewed here:
http://muytriste.ytmnd.com
//realizes this is more funny to us than anyone else
/ still hopes for comments on YTMND.
iAye unos naranjas en la cabeza!
tonoight – thats spanish for tonight
I’m planning on renting a Mexican whore tonoight.
“Mexican Americans…love education…so they go to night school…and take spanish………and they get a B”
-Mexican Americans
by Cheech Marin
I think that guy was also subbing at center for the cowboys on a few plays.
Today is Mexican Independence Day, which means homemade tacos, tamales, and plenty of Negra Modelo for dinner. It’s possible tequila may also be involved.
UU, huh, I’m celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month by drinking a shit load of Negro Modelo while not seeing that abortion. to each his own, I guess.
I celebrated by changing my fantasy team avatar to this guy:
http://www.johnpash.com/wp-content/images/bumblebee_man.jpg
I normally celebrate Hispanic Heritage every Tuesday night at Del Taco.
Natrone,
I think you owe us all an apology for that comment.
I’m choosing to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month by going to see “Beverly Hill Chihuahua”
Why isn’t he doing my dry cleaning?
“Punter es mas malo” should replace all “Jeez Punter that’s just wrong” tags.
that is so racist, essay.
Why isn’t he at Home Depot?
JJ picks his up at a Home Depot every morning at 6 am.
Hey Jesus!! Next time you do my yard dont forget to edge it too!!! Im paying you 2$ an hour for a reason!
GIT THAT MAN A BOOM BOX!
are you SURE this isn’t one of those times?
Better question: Why is he mowing fake grass?