KSK Salutes Hispanic Heritage Month

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42 Responses to “KSK Salutes Hispanic Heritage Month”

  1. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Better question: Why is he mowing fake grass?

  2. dougery Says:

    are you SURE this isn’t one of those times?

  3. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    GIT THAT MAN A BOOM BOX!

  4. Cumpidgeon Says:

    Hey Jesus!! Next time you do my yard dont forget to edge it too!!! Im paying you 2$ an hour for a reason!

  5. Unsilent Majority Says:

    JJ picks his up at a Home Depot every morning at 6 am.

  6. Natrone Means Business Says:

    Why isn’t he at Home Depot?

  7. Slothrop Says:

    that is so racist, essay.

  8. Mo Charlo Says:

    “Punter es mas malo” should replace all “Jeez Punter that’s just wrong” tags.

  9. Natrone Means Business Says:

    Why isn’t he doing my dry cleaning?

  10. Upstate Underdog Says:

    I’m choosing to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month by going to see “Beverly Hill Chihuahua”

  11. TF Says:

    Natrone,

    I think you owe us all an apology for that comment.

  12. marmatard Says:

    I normally celebrate Hispanic Heritage every Tuesday night at Del Taco.

  13. TF Says:

    I celebrated by changing my fantasy team avatar to this guy:

    http://www.johnpash.com/wp-content/images/bumblebee_man.jpg

  14. Slothrop Says:

    UU, huh, I’m celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month by drinking a shit load of Negro Modelo while not seeing that abortion. to each his own, I guess.

  15. smurphette Says:

    Today is Mexican Independence Day, which means homemade tacos, tamales, and plenty of Negra Modelo for dinner. It’s possible tequila may also be involved.

  16. mini dagger Says:

    I think that guy was also subbing at center for the cowboys on a few plays.

  17. Ryno Says:

    “Mexican Americans…love education…so they go to night school…and take spanish………and they get a B”

    -Mexican Americans
    by Cheech Marin

  18. Favre's Next Interception Says:

    I’m planning on renting a Mexican whore tonoight.

  19. Favre's Next Interception Says:

    tonoight – thats spanish for tonight

  20. qwijibo Says:

    iAye unos naranjas en la cabeza!

  21. Kyle Orton's Prius Says:

    We got to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking our mexican friend all Sunday.
    The following is now known as the ‘Muy Triste’ picture and should be a popular costume for our group of guys this year.

    The story is simple: Mexican buddy was 12 years old and didn’t want to go as a bunny for halloween. He pouted an mom took a picture. 15 years later, White buddy steals this picture from Mexican buddy’s wife’s wedding shower. White buddy uses it as his fantasy football logo with team name Muy Triste. Hilarity and mockery ensue, and hopefully will continue for the rest of the season.
    Pic can be viewed here:

    http://muytriste.ytmnd.com

    //realizes this is more funny to us than anyone else
    / still hopes for comments on YTMND.

  22. Playoff Beard Says:

    Shouldn’t he be lifting free weights in a parking lot with Hochuli?

  23. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    You forgot the tag “Mala MS pintura”

  24. jackin'4beats Says:

    Why isn’t he doing my dry cleaning?

    Because he’s not Korean…DUH!!!

  25. Outta My Way I'm Leonard Little! Says:

    I’m going to celebrate by doing what I do best: cracking open a sixer of Modelo and cruising the boulevard.

    Watch out, St. Louis!

  26. Grimey Says:

    Today is Mexican Independence Day

    Because nothing says independence like 25 people in a two-bedroom house

  27. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    As a Hispanic American, I am outraged! I am offended! I am disgusted!

    /pops open another Corona and fills another tortilla with meat and guacamole

  28. Animal Mother Says:

    @Grimey – Only 25 people? What are they rich?

    /it may be offensive, but my landscaping looks great, so blow me

  29. OzoneRanger Says:

    iAye unos naranjas en la cabeza!

    I’ve got a head full of oranges?

  30. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:

    If I’m the Eagles, I’d be on the phone to Goodell to bitch about that mower that just tripped my safety.

  31. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    “Is there a term besides ‘Mexican’ you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?”

  32. jackin'4beats Says:

    Is there a term besides ‘Mexican’ you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?

    Landscaper maybe?

  33. Mo Charlo Says:

    Guatemalan?

  34. angelpuncher Says:

    Ah, nothing says pride and independence more than risking life and limb to escape said counry, illegally come to another, only to refuse to learn the language, fly the flag of a country you fled and recognize only foreign holidays.

  35. rick Says:

    Guacamolean. Covers all of them South of the Border typerenos, mi amigos. Ees good tag, no?

    BTW, the other morning, I said “Hola!” to a gal who works nearby. She must’ve been impressed with my pro-nun-ci-ation, as she replied with a stream of gibberish, ending in a “?” sound.

    I replied, “Hola!” As that’s all I know.

    She laughed. I laughed. The world was a better place, at least for a moment.

    Why can’t we all just get along? Because a growing majority of us refuse to learn English? I dunno.

    Ah, that’s unfair. I went to a picnic party last weekend, where I was one of TWO white guys; the SA’s ( South Americans; or esse’s) went out of their way to speak English with me, fed me, and kept me with full beers all day. Bless their hearts, it was a good time. Though the music really got to me after a while. But I am now a new fan of Tecate; a little lime and a little salt, and oy, mi amigo, not so malo!!

  36. aye Says:

    Take over close to being complete.
    Next up: Canada
    No cure has been developed.

  37. rick Says:

    aye,
    I have it on good authority that Canada is not an acceptable target for the hordes. Mowing lawns is ok, but these guys hate to shovel snow, eh. They’ll have, what, 2 or 3 weeks of mowing season before the snow falls again, so why bother, eh?

    Lucky damn Canucks.

  38. aye Says:

    This reminds of me of resident evil extinction.
    Survivors, migrate to Alaska!

  39. dAndy ManCandy Says:

    That amigo must be pretty high up in the landscaping ranks. Where I am, the crackers usually get the mowing gig and the hombres are limited to weed wacking or the backpack blower.

  40. qwijibo Says:

    So fulfills the prophecy that Kornheiser could consume the English with fireballs from his ears, and bolts of lightning from his arse…

  41. qwijibo Says:

    haha woops

  42. Rocco Says:

    I don’t understand the Mexicans.

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