KSK Eksklusive! We Discover Who’s To Blame For The National Banking Crisis!
The country has spiraled into a severe economic crisis in the past few days. Lehman Brothers went belly up. Merrill Lynch got bought out. Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and AIG got bailed out. Now there’s word that Washington Mutual could also go under, and that the FDIC may soon run out of money to insure accounts.
So how did this happen? What brought us to this terrible economic precipice? Who is to blame for lending out billions upon billions of dollars to unqualified homeowners and didn’t have the cash to back it up? Who played Russian roulette with pension funds and stockholder nest eggs? Who is at the root of the potential total collapse of the American financial market?
WHO DID THIS TO US?
I fucking knew it.
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September 17th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
At least he was smart enough to bring in a veteran quarterback.
/ducks
September 17th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I knew it.
/goes to the shed for his mob pitchfork
September 17th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Wow, I thought Mitch Albom was responsible.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
You’re fucking killing me here.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Great…next I guess you’ll tell me that he’s going to be moderating the Presidential debates too. No way those can get screwed up right?
September 17th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Funny, that doesn’t look like Al Davis to me.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
and here i thought it was cause silky garrard lost his magic.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Silky has seemingly lost his magic. Wonder what he will fall back on in these troubled times?
September 17th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Geez, Farve’s right there. Just ask him for a loan. Or, just buy a bunch of jeans. That’ll help.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Romeo Crennel would like to call a timeout on the stock market
September 17th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
@Billiever: The Stock Market only has coke and whore intervals.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
@ Unsilent Majority. Also, he isn’t hurting for WRs either.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I was sure it would have been….
“You guessed it, Frank Stallone.”
September 17th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
WHO’S TO BLAME?!?!
/points at Otto Man
September 17th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Causing a systematic meltdown of the American financial system is beyond Millen’s feeble powers. Nope, to create total panic you need a real gunslinger, an American hero who’s just having fun out there, who recently moved to New York… yep.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Nah, it’s the guy behind the guy. William Clay Ford. And fuck that guy.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
to his credit, he did call the ex-CEO of washington mutual a faggot.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
@BabyCarruth: The stock market plays for the Cowboys? Who knew!
September 17th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
i was gonna guess belichek
September 17th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
It’s not Pollard’s fault since he broke Brady’s feeble wittle weg which sent bostonians into a complete and utter panic? I feel so bad for those great people in New England. Who the fuck I am kidding, fuck NE!
September 17th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Matt Millen thinks Jason McIntyre could turn this blog into a winner.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I would have to say that the Lions are the Lehman Brothers of the NFL. Looked good on paper, you invest some money in ‘em and get fucked in the pants in the end.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
the lesser-known brother Teddy Lehman is also the linebacking equivalent of the more famous Lehman Brothers. Good riddance, shitbag.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Considering that most of this came about from giving tons of money to people that didn’t deserve it, wouldn’t that suggest Dan Snyder is behind it all?
September 17th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
/points at Otto Man
/points to janitor
September 17th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Can’t the US just bet everything we’ve got against the Lions? Or is that just chasing bad money?
September 17th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I was going to guess Frank Stallone.
September 17th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Does this mean the Ford family controls the world and is using Matt Millen as a Manchurian Candidate? Shit, maybe those “Protocols of the Elders of Zion” really did convince Henry.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Wish there was a screenshot of Broncfan1990
September 17th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I was sure the next line was going to be:
[door flies open]
September 18th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Damn. I was hoping for some hot Marmalard action. Or Silky Garrard
September 18th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Fag!
September 18th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Word is that there are a bunch of newly former Detroit city workers “getting a look” today from the Leo’s, as they keep parading washed up has-beens through the fortified Leo compound. Where is Johnathan Joseph Harrington anyway?
September 18th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Are you sure it wasn’t the bridge? She got me.
/Tom Brady’d