Comments on: It’s Gonna Happen!

By: robocats

robocats — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:18:10 +0000

Lack of communication, lack of trust, hurt feelings, wow, that press conference is the gayest exhibition I have ever seen involving a 9000 year old vampire.

So sad that their May-April-of-the-following-year romance didn’t work out.

By: Leigh

Leigh — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:26:32 +0000

That Al Davis press conference is either the worst or best press conference ever. I can’t decide. Just like I can’t decide whether Al has full-blown dementia, or is just insane.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:48:25 +0000

Zapp: If it’s a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

Kif: [sighs] “Sex-lexia”.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:57:05 +0000

@Kimbo – PPV would be better. Something the whole country could enjoy.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new coach and GM of the 2009 Oakland Raiders, MATT MILLEN!!!

By: bk

bk — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:55:08 +0000

mort reports kiffin officially fired.

this means he’s team president now?

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:57:09 +0000

Maybe if he had won some football games this would all be different.

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:56:03 +0000

OK, the weird thing is we all saw this coming from the moment they hired “Lane Who?”. What hallucinogenic drugs do you take to make the decision to work for Weird Al seem reasonable? How do you go home to your wife and say “Dear, I have this awesome opportunity to coach in the NFL!” and she says, “with who? I thought the only open job is Oakland?”
“Yea, it will be great!” Lane Kiffin / next fool says.

By: Mike Lupica

Mike Lupica — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:46:16 +0000

Mike Shanahan is waiting to welcome Lane into the Raider’s Exiles club. Revenge is always served cold there.

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:19:10 +0000

Al Davis blowing his brains out on the Jumbotron with the entire crowd chanting Do It! Do It! would allow the healing to begin.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:14:18 +0000

I think it’s time to declare martial law in Oakland