It’s Everything I Dreamed It Could Be, And Then Some

Sure, I enjoy competing in fantasy leagues with old friends and a bunch of shit-eating bloggers, but I’d give it all up to play in any league with Fred Smoot. Speaking of which, I wonder how he’ll react to the latest news on his boy “Timmy” Brady. Throw in the delightful trio of Mercedes Lindsay, Christy Cooley, and the kicker’s piece of ass and you pretty much have the perfect draft. Sure Santana Moss and the ladies’ team is a bit slow at times, but they still bring more to the table than Shanoff.


One day when the directors cut is released we will finally find out exactly how many times the word “gay” was used to describe Colt Brennan’s actions. No matter the amount one thing is certain, Jamie Mottram is not pleased.

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25 Responses to “It’s Everything I Dreamed It Could Be, And Then Some”

  1. Grimey Says:

    I wish I was in a draft where someone took Lendale White in the first round

  2. Pepster Says:

    I don’t think Timmy Brady is going to put up a lot of stats this year. He should have drafted the Pats QB instead.

  3. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    I hear Timmy Brady is friends with Cooper Manning.

  4. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Fred Smoot is a big fan of Matt Ryan Explained.

  5. obit rice Says:

    I think Smoot wanted to explain the “Boat Move” to the kicker’s wife. Seriously, the KICKER?? I hope the guys who drafted Cowboys win the league. I hate the Deadskins.

  6. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    A crisp clear dollar bill says the Ladies’ team demolishes this league.

  7. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    I was extremely happy to have drafted Chris Cooley as the tight end on my fantasy team, if only for reasons like the subject of this post. Even though he plays for the enemy, I get a kick out of him.

  8. Steel Clink Alcatraz Says:

    Hold on…did Smoot name his team “The D.C. Lumber Company”?

  9. Derrick in SD Says:

    Playing fantasy ball with ladies is great. In my league, some girl picked ELI at #4 overall, and then Wes Welker went at #7. It’s gonna be fun

  10. foxxy brown Says:

    if you watch carefully you can actually see Moss’s heart break when Campbell picks Cooley.

    and i see no one picked Portis.

  11. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Well they didn’t show the whole draft.

  12. hercules rockefeller Says:

    He’s nothin’. He’s a pair of shoes.

  13. Greg Says:

    I hope there is something about Tatum Bell and Rudi Johnson in the works because there is nothing like player on player crime … unless Pacman is makin’ it rain

  14. American Villan Says:

    Suisham is the early favorite at 3-1. No time wasted in film review for him, just monitoring the waiver wire.

  15. mini dagger Says:

    if I was sitting in a room with christy cooley, I’d be drafting like a retard too.

  16. Animal Mother Says:

    If anyone knows not to draft any Redskins, it’s these guys.

    Smoot should have named his team the “Double Header”

  17. glass_family Says:

    I wish someone wanted to feel my wraff. (And Stephen Jackson didn’t go till round 2? This is the worst fantasy league ever.)

  18. twoeightnine Says:

    Kickers always pull the hottest ass. Amber Moorman is the hottest woman I’ve ever been introduced to while not being able to stand up from the table.

  19. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    @Steel Clink Alcatraz

    No, he named his team the DC Lumbah Cump’ny

  20. Smoot's Cruise Says:

    It was good to see Lionel Richie picking up Cooley late in the draft.

  21. Horseballs Fan Says:

    Fred Smoot seems like a fucking awesome dude…..

    Cooler would be more cool if he talked less. Kind of has goober tendencies when he open mouth.

  22. deafjeff Says:

    @289 I hope Moorman doesn’t read this. If he puts the boot to your ass, he might kill you.

  23. Stylist Mick Says:

    Brennan looks like my paper boy.

  24. JT Says:

    Man… Chris Cooley’s wife is smoking hot. Not that this hasn’t been well documented here at KSK, but a little video evidence is always nice.

  25. twoeightnine Says:

    @deafjeff
    I used to do work for his foundation. I have no worries.

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