It’s Everything I Dreamed It Could Be, And Then Some
Sure, I enjoy competing in fantasy leagues with old friends and a bunch of shit-eating bloggers, but I’d give it all up to play in any league with Fred Smoot. Speaking of which, I wonder how he’ll react to the latest news on his boy “Timmy” Brady. Throw in the delightful trio of Mercedes Lindsay, Christy Cooley, and the kicker’s piece of ass and you pretty much have the perfect draft. Sure Santana Moss and the ladies’ team is a bit slow at times, but they still bring more to the table than Shanoff.
One day when the directors cut is released we will finally find out exactly how many times the word “gay” was used to describe Colt Brennan’s actions. No matter the amount one thing is certain, Jamie Mottram is not pleased.
Tags: Chris Cooley, fantasy football, Homerism, Homerism to the nth degree, My Actual Fantasy, Unsilent Majority, Washington Redskins
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I wish I was in a draft where someone took Lendale White in the first round
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I don’t think Timmy Brady is going to put up a lot of stats this year. He should have drafted the Pats QB instead.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I hear Timmy Brady is friends with Cooper Manning.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Fred Smoot is a big fan of Matt Ryan Explained.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I think Smoot wanted to explain the “Boat Move” to the kicker’s wife. Seriously, the KICKER?? I hope the guys who drafted Cowboys win the league. I hate the Deadskins.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:14 pm
A crisp clear dollar bill says the Ladies’ team demolishes this league.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I was extremely happy to have drafted Chris Cooley as the tight end on my fantasy team, if only for reasons like the subject of this post. Even though he plays for the enemy, I get a kick out of him.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Hold on…did Smoot name his team “The D.C. Lumber Company”?
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Playing fantasy ball with ladies is great. In my league, some girl picked ELI at #4 overall, and then Wes Welker went at #7. It’s gonna be fun
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
if you watch carefully you can actually see Moss’s heart break when Campbell picks Cooley.
and i see no one picked Portis.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Well they didn’t show the whole draft.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
He’s nothin’. He’s a pair of shoes.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I hope there is something about Tatum Bell and Rudi Johnson in the works because there is nothing like player on player crime … unless Pacman is makin’ it rain
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Suisham is the early favorite at 3-1. No time wasted in film review for him, just monitoring the waiver wire.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
if I was sitting in a room with christy cooley, I’d be drafting like a retard too.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
If anyone knows not to draft any Redskins, it’s these guys.
Smoot should have named his team the “Double Header”
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I wish someone wanted to feel my wraff. (And Stephen Jackson didn’t go till round 2? This is the worst fantasy league ever.)
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Kickers always pull the hottest ass. Amber Moorman is the hottest woman I’ve ever been introduced to while not being able to stand up from the table.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:57 pm
@Steel Clink Alcatraz
No, he named his team the DC Lumbah Cump’ny
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:17 pm
It was good to see Lionel Richie picking up Cooley late in the draft.
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Fred Smoot seems like a fucking awesome dude…..
Cooler would be more cool if he talked less. Kind of has goober tendencies when he open mouth.
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:17 pm
@289 I hope Moorman doesn’t read this. If he puts the boot to your ass, he might kill you.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Brennan looks like my paper boy.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Man… Chris Cooley’s wife is smoking hot. Not that this hasn’t been well documented here at KSK, but a little video evidence is always nice.
September 4th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
@deafjeff
I used to do work for his foundation. I have no worries.