Comments on: Introducing the Worst Third-String Quarterback You’ve Only Recently Heard Of http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:53:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: dick_gozinia http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75697 dick_gozinia Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:54:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75697 So did Holmgren look down the sideline at practice, notice a white guy and say, "Hey...you're white. You're now our #3 QB..."? /searches for handgun So did Holmgren look down the sideline at practice, notice a white guy and say, “Hey…you’re white. You’re now our #3 QB…”?

/searches for handgun

]]> By: ognihs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75575 ognihs Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:34:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75575 the bright side is that you get to debate who seattle should take with the #1 pick now. (since the vikes and chiefs are probably going with QB's) the bright side is that you get to debate who seattle should take with the #1 pick now. (since the vikes and chiefs are probably going with QB’s)

]]> By: Juice Springsteen http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75571 Juice Springsteen Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:25:59 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75571 This guy is the only reason that I haven't tried to dump Torry Holt this week. Please Brian Russell: Work your magic to artificially inflate Holt's value so I can dish you on some unsuspecting turd in my league. This guy is the only reason that I haven’t tried to dump Torry Holt this week. Please Brian Russell: Work your magic to artificially inflate Holt’s value so I can dish you on some unsuspecting turd in my league.

]]> By: Animal Mother http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75563 Animal Mother Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:50:54 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75563 It's like a real life Major League. The owner force the GM/coach to anything to make the team suck more than it already does, so attendence will fall to 500 a game, and the owner can announce his move to LA/Oklahoma City/East Bumblefuck because he can't afford to lose anymore money thanks to poor attendence. A couple of wins for Russell and the Viking trade offers will come rolling in. 3rd round? 2nd round? OK, you win 2009 and 2010 1st rounders and a 2009 3rd rounder for Russell. Purple Jesus needs help!! /points and laughs at the Seahawks It’s like a real life Major League. The owner force the GM/coach to anything to make the team suck more than it already does, so attendence will fall to 500 a game, and the owner can announce his move to LA/Oklahoma City/East Bumblefuck because he can’t afford to lose anymore money thanks to poor attendence.

A couple of wins for Russell and the Viking trade offers will come rolling in. 3rd round? 2nd round? OK, you win 2009 and 2010 1st rounders and a 2009 3rd rounder for Russell. Purple Jesus needs help!!

/points and laughs at the Seahawks

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75544 jackin'4beats Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:46:26 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75544 that's blonde airhead... /JEEZ that’s blonde airhead…

/JEEZ

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75543 jackin'4beats Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:46:05 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75543 Feels so good to have a competent QB in tumultous times like these. If only I could find a way to kidnap the blonde and hold her hostage airhead until the end of the season. Feels so good to have a competent QB in tumultous times like these. If only I could find a way to kidnap the blonde and hold her hostage airhead until the end of the season.

]]> By: albo http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75535 albo Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:21:17 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75535 Screw the wishbone; run the single wing with direct snap to the backs. They don't have any receivers anyway. Screw the wishbone; run the single wing with direct snap to the backs. They don’t have any receivers anyway.

]]> By: Daydream Billiever http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75531 Daydream Billiever Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:42:17 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75531 I actually think the Seahawks will get 3 wins (2 against St. Louis, the only west team worse than them, and 1 against Miami). I actually think the Seahawks will get 3 wins (2 against St. Louis, the only west team worse than them, and 1 against Miami).

]]> By: NoTeamGo http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75530 NoTeamGo Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:27:16 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75530 Both your 2nd and 3rd string QBs couldn't even cut it in Cleveland? I hear Tim Couch isn't busy right now either... Both your 2nd and 3rd string QBs couldn’t even cut it in Cleveland? I hear Tim Couch isn’t busy right now either…

]]> By: Boatdrinks http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/introducing-the-worst-third-string-quarterback-youve-only-recently-heard-of.html/comment-page-1#comment-75529 Boatdrinks Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:02:04 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4602#comment-75529 Ummmm, by my calculation 4 wins by Seattle is better than the utter suckitude of the Dolphins. Dandy. Ummmm, by my calculation 4 wins by Seattle is better than the utter suckitude of the Dolphins.
Dandy.

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