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	<title>Comments on: Introducing the Worst NFL Starter You&#8217;ve Probably Never Heard of</title>
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		<title>By: Neil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Neil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are there even any other nominees for the worst starter in the league?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are there even any other nominees for the worst starter in the league?</p>
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		<title>By: jared</title>
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		<dc:creator>jared</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha, so god damn true about the simpler terms thing...

seriously, brian russell makes me want to puke, but then again, i almost want to get a stitched authentic russell jersey...because no way anyone could suck as hard as this guy.  hes SO fucking awful, i cant even get mad at him anymore.  he has nothing to prove to me anymore...because its impossible.

if seattle doesnt cut this fuckwad, im going to explode.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha, so god damn true about the simpler terms thing&#8230;</p>
<p>seriously, brian russell makes me want to puke, but then again, i almost want to get a stitched authentic russell jersey&#8230;because no way anyone could suck as hard as this guy.  hes SO fucking awful, i cant even get mad at him anymore.  he has nothing to prove to me anymore&#8230;because its impossible.</p>
<p>if seattle doesnt cut this fuckwad, im going to explode.</p>
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		<title>By: DJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sounds like to me you are a bitter person and upset...Better yet, get a life!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like to me you are a bitter person and upset&#8230;Better yet, get a life!</p>
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		<title>By: Ollie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ollie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha, also, I was curious about this shit-bag, so naturally I decided to look him up on what is possibly the most reliable source on the internet. Wikipedia. If you didn&#039;t think Wikipedia was full of shit yet, here is an excerpt from the article regarding Brian Russell:

&lt;i&gt; Because of his excellent athleticism, Tollner moved Russell to free safety on the defense where he played alongside safety Will Demps &lt;/i&gt;

Holy. Fucking. Shit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha, also, I was curious about this shit-bag, so naturally I decided to look him up on what is possibly the most reliable source on the internet. Wikipedia. If you didn&#8217;t think Wikipedia was full of shit yet, here is an excerpt from the article regarding Brian Russell:</p>
<p><i> Because of his excellent athleticism, Tollner moved Russell to free safety on the defense where he played alongside safety Will Demps </i></p>
<p>Holy. Fucking. Shit.</p>
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		<title>By: Ollie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ollie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ SamS

How DARE you compare B-Rus to B-Dawk. Brian Dawkins is a shoe in for the hall of fame, and will have his number retired in the first season the Iggles don&#039;t have him. Both are luxuries that Russell will NEVER enjoy. Even the fact that you had the audacity, nay, the stupidity to compare the two is absurd. You figure that by the end of his career then, that Russell&#039;s stats will essentially mirror those of Dawkins? Huh. I myself have a hard time picturing Brian Russell in the 12th year of his career, in 2014 (Dawkins has played from 96-08, so Russell goes from 02-14) still &quot;plugging away&quot; in a defensive secondary ANYWHERE, unless, well, since he&#039;s basically a white-Brian Dawkins, the Eagles might start courting him as Weapon X&#039;s eventual replacement. Regardless, the fact that you believe that Russell will at some point reach the Dawkins&#039; landmarks of 850+ total tackles, 650+ solo tackles, 20+ sacks, 30+ forced fumbles, 30+ ints and most importantly 150+ passes defended is remarkable. You sir, are ignorant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ SamS</p>
<p>How DARE you compare B-Rus to B-Dawk. Brian Dawkins is a shoe in for the hall of fame, and will have his number retired in the first season the Iggles don&#8217;t have him. Both are luxuries that Russell will NEVER enjoy. Even the fact that you had the audacity, nay, the stupidity to compare the two is absurd. You figure that by the end of his career then, that Russell&#8217;s stats will essentially mirror those of Dawkins? Huh. I myself have a hard time picturing Brian Russell in the 12th year of his career, in 2014 (Dawkins has played from 96-08, so Russell goes from 02-14) still &#8220;plugging away&#8221; in a defensive secondary ANYWHERE, unless, well, since he&#8217;s basically a white-Brian Dawkins, the Eagles might start courting him as Weapon X&#8217;s eventual replacement. Regardless, the fact that you believe that Russell will at some point reach the Dawkins&#8217; landmarks of 850+ total tackles, 650+ solo tackles, 20+ sacks, 30+ forced fumbles, 30+ ints and most importantly 150+ passes defended is remarkable. You sir, are ignorant.</p>
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		<title>By: Gern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seattle has more than enough black people. They&#039;ve got all the races covered in spades (no pun intended). I used to live in Scottsdale, talk about no black people or any other race for that matter (except Mexicans). I&#039;m a Husky/Hawk fan and I can&#039;t believe how long and horrendous this football season is gonna be following those teams.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seattle has more than enough black people. They&#8217;ve got all the races covered in spades (no pun intended). I used to live in Scottsdale, talk about no black people or any other race for that matter (except Mexicans). I&#8217;m a Husky/Hawk fan and I can&#8217;t believe how long and horrendous this football season is gonna be following those teams.</p>
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		<title>By: Nebraska Football baby!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nebraska Football baby!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He looks like a wussier version of Keifer Sutherland.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He looks like a wussier version of Keifer Sutherland.</p>
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		<title>By: LOL @ IV IDIOT</title>
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		<dc:creator>LOL @ IV IDIOT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IVSPORT you&#039;re just fucking retarded. Seattle has no black people? Come to Seattle you&#039;ll see enough black people. Just because this isn&#039;t fucking Oakland or Atlanta doesn&#039;t mean we don&#039;t have our negros to.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IVSPORT you&#8217;re just fucking retarded. Seattle has no black people? Come to Seattle you&#8217;ll see enough black people. Just because this isn&#8217;t fucking Oakland or Atlanta doesn&#8217;t mean we don&#8217;t have our negros to.</p>
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		<title>By: dhoward1387</title>
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		<dc:creator>dhoward1387</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought he was pretty solid when he played for the Vikings, don&#039;t really pay Seattle much attention nowadays, nobody on that team has real true fantasy value.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought he was pretty solid when he played for the Vikings, don&#8217;t really pay Seattle much attention nowadays, nobody on that team has real true fantasy value.</p>
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		<title>By: Ryan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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