Comments on: Introducing Our New NBC Sideline Reporter

By: 12-Pack-Abs

12-Pack-Abs — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:55:07 +0000

Guys, thank you for the wonderful evening.

/puts on bra

This was hands-down the best effort that the entire team has put together, ever.

//slips on skirt

I can’t tell you how fulfilled I am.

//Steals remaining beer from fridge.

But seriously, fuck you all for making me sleep in the wet spot.

///leave note on pillow.

I fucking love you guys, man.

dAndy ManCandy — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:29:56 +0000

Drew, all I can say is thank you!! As much as this character is realisticaly an asshole that I would like to cuntpunch, i fucking love the guy!!!!

Paintcharge — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:52:12 +0000

I believe that’s pronounced “cay-ah.”

And I’m almost too drunk to cay-ah.

Missing T — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:11:25 +0000

It doesn’t matter to Tommy that the Sox are off. NESN is probably showing world series highlights and he thinks its an actual game.

/he’ll be too drunk by third inning to FACKIN CARE-AH

Paintcharge — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:36:09 +0000

Fackin’ Tommy doesn’t even know the Sawx ahh off tonight. Pink Hat.

football469 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:17:19 +0000

Al: I think this is a completely farcical reporter.

Nice reference to the infamous phony phone call during the OJ murder story. Baba Booey!

The Rooster Lives — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:40:36 +0000

This post just made my day, now if the Redskins lose by 30 tonight….dare I say…this could be the greatest day ever.

samsquantch — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:19:29 +0000

Jamboroo and Tommy too? I think I just peed my pants. Wait, that’s not pee…

jackin'4beats — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:13:52 +0000

Tawmmy’s a fackin’ cawpetbaggah!!!

Sabbatini's Pacifier — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:13:18 +0000

THANK YA GAWD FOR TAWMMY…..WITHAWT THE INSIGHTS OF THIS MAHN, THE DAHKIES MIGHT GET THE UPPAH HAND