A couple weeks back we took you inside a Patriots tailgate. (Just in the nick of time too, from what we understand Pats fans have decided football season is officially over. Go Sawx!) Today, we take a look at what is apparently a tradition at Bills’ tailgates: mustard and ketchup showers off the back of an Econoline van.
0:10 Why do I get the feeling that one or more of those people lives in that van?
0:25 A disgusting act. Joe Buck’s panties are now in a wad.
0:51 Meth-addled skank taunts Raider fans. Skank-in-training reluctantly helps.
1:03 “I can see you’re not a golfer.”
1:16 ‘Peter puffer’? Really??? That’s all you got? If this tailgate was in Oakland someone would be swinging around a cinderblock on the end of a tow chain and you guys are doling out some insults that wouldn’t get a rise out of a third-grader.
1:26 I was going to make a joke at the expense of big girl in the orange shirt, but then I realized he’s probably one of the Buffalo Jills.
2:17 This must be Teddy Kenny. Based on the chant, I surmise that he is a big fan of the ketchup.
2:55 MONEY SHOT!!!
3:33 Now that I think about it, this should happen to anyone who puts ketchup on a hot dog.
If any Bills fans care to shed some light on this curious pregame ritual, we’d like to hear it.
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This Bills fan (from Rochester, not Buffalo) has seen this scene played out numerous times in person. And yes, people are really that fucking retarded.
This is the Ken’s Pinto tailgate party. http://nycbbb.com/kenny/pintohistory.shtml
Hey Chief Wahoo, you live in Cleveland. Shut it.
Jesus Christ Buffalo sucks. Cheap food and drinks are great but that whole city’s been repeatedly kicked in the crotch for the past two decades. Buffalo is definitely the taint of America.
i nailed a chick on hamburg beach once.
I think a “peter puffer” may be the rest of America’s equivalent to “dick sucker”
@Rocco, I live like 30 seconds from root 5. Right across from the town beach.
@Jeff: Nothing like a happy hour sunset out at Root 5.
/I’m pretty sure my house is above sea level. Fuck the Gulf Coast.
gosh Jeff, tell us how you really feel.
I’m sitting here watching the sun go down over the lake. 72, not a cloud in the sky. Perfect. When the snow comes, I’ll shovel, like the rest of the people who don’t ask the gov’t to rebuild our houses everytime nature shows you why you are not supposed to live there. Fuck the south.
I defend cause I’m stuck here.
/Why’d I come back again? Hot blonde cheerleader? Idiot.
//Bangs head on desk till happy hour.
I kid because I love.
Now will someone please recover my body already? And I counted the change in my pocket.
/head slowly bumps against upside-down honda civic
@FCIG: I’ll shovel snow any day over earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, floods, wild fires, mudslides, and the rest of your great weather. Four seaons, warm summers, beautiful autumns. Sure winter gets cold, but duh, it has to be cold so there’s snow so I can ski.
/Go ahead and laugh, yes I’m defending Buffalo. How’s my inferiority complex sounding?
//$1 pints and 3 for $5 bottles trumps cold weather in my book.
Buffalo…like Erie, PA, only bigger!
Say… this Buffalo place sounds pretty good. How’s the weather there?
/looks it up on moldy rusted iPhone
err… no thanks
@deafjeff, what no sponge candy?
@BobbyBeingManny: I see Tawmmy finally got himself a jersey. Great job wearing it in the warm weather yah fackah! It’s probably not his jersey though since Tawmmy wouldn’t be cawt depahted in a daaahhkie’s jehsey.
I wouldn’t live anywhere else! Wings, Weck and Genny beats anything I’ve had elsewhere. Oh, Sahlen’s dogs are the best too! 3-0, with St. Louie and Gay Francisco next.
When suicide is the second best thing to do in Buffalo besides drunk driving, can you really blame the shirtless jackassery?
This is what happens to people when the unemployment rate is 102%.
Another glaring example of why the North sucks….and I thought Ohio State fans were morons….
It’s actually Kenny, not Teddy, aka Pinto Ron. And his tailgate is the most fun you’ll ever have in your life.
http://www.thestencil.com/archives/2006/11/pinto_ron_and_b.html
http://nycbbb.com/kenny/
Hey, we have great architecture and friendly people.
/Who am I kidding all the great food, cheap beer, lack of traffic, affordable housing, miles of waterfront, and plethora of hot young tail down on Chippewa can’t compete with all of your great cities.
And I thought Florida was fucked up.
My Dad grew up in Buffalo. At age 18 he GOT THE FUCK OUT of there. Hence, I am not from Buffalo.
I can’t imagine why Buzzcuts isn’t threatening Youtube for internet dominance.
“3:33 Now that I think about it, this should happen to anyone who puts ketchup on a hot dog.”
+1 flubby
/from Chicagoland area
/peter puffer? there’s not enough beer in the world to make that seem like a good taunt.
*Y’all
It’s hard to type on your iPhone when you’re furiously masturbating in front of a grown man’s face and calling him gay.
Whoopsadaisy!
Ya’ll Bills fans a bunch a faggots.
Are we sure this is a tailgate party? Last time I was in Buffalo, I saw several incidents like this while driving around the city.
Oh and Buffalo = America’s taint
@ Chamomiles Davis
Actually, living only 1 hr away from Toronto, I know that there will be barely any outdoor tailgating, as the city in it’s infinite wisdom decided to put fucking condo’s up on what was left of the parking in and around the SkyDome (I still call it the SkyDome, fuck Ted Rogers in the pants for changing the name).
You can bet your last bottle of Steamwhistle (local beer brewed right outside SkyDome) that Wayne Gretzky’s restaurant will be packed to the tits though!
Just watched the video…Jesus fucking Christ I’m embarrassed to admit I live in Buffalo. I can’t even say for sure that’s an isolated incident. The percentage of fucktards is off the charts.
@ Chamomiles: all while listening to the dulcet tones of April Wine.
The Toronto-based tailgates will substitute white vinegar and poutine gravy.
@Cheif: That’s cause the one across from the stadium burned down last year at the Monday Night game.
I’ve seen a Dolphins fan in green and orange zubas with a Dolphins starter jacket on the ground in the parking lot at the Ralph being urinated on by 4 Bills fans at once. This was nothing.
Also, Bills game mimosas are the greatest. Nothing like keg beer and Wegman’s orange pop at 9 a.m. to get you ready for the game.
@Chief, how’s their beef on weck?
This Bills fan has no comment. My tailgates only include massive amounts of Genny Light and Molson Canadian (none of that Labatt shit), beer pong, cornhole, and dogs and burgers. And yes, purchased at Wegmans.
Oh, and the Jills definitely don’t get the best of the local talent. Not many hot girls like standing in the cold for 3 hours and not get paid. The Bombshells had some hotties though.
+1 Chief
since when is NY a NE state?
The most disturbing thing about that video was no #12, #34, or #78 jerseys and no sign of Genesee beer.
condiment bukkake…jesus can we just break off all of the New England states and just give them to Canada
3:43. Mmmmm tasty tasty Labatt’s Blue
That sure was a lucky homeless guy. That’s enough ketchup and mustard to feed him for 2 weeks
That van is actually the nicest restaurant in Buffalo.
No mention of “Pour Some Sugar on Me” playing in the background?
This Bills fan can’t shed any light on this except for the fact they probably bought the ketchup at Wegman’s.
What’s with the toilet seat? They must break them by the dozen.
Gotta love the pats fans
http://deadspin.com/5053537/has-success-spoiled-the-patriots-fan
Just when I think they can’t be worse, there’s this…