Comments on: Inconceivable!

By: Pen Dragon

Pen Dragon — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:59:00 +0000

You’re all committing one of the classic blunders! The most famous is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’ but only slightly less well known is this:
NEVER BET AGAINST THE PATRIOTS. (Unless a Super Bowl is on the line.)
Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aha…
/dies.
This is easily my favorite comment thread ever.

By: Lo Key

Lo Key — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:50:24 +0000

Matt Cassel: Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:14:54 +0000

@ J.L. White

Testify, brother! I once watched “Shakespeare in Love” with a girlfriend with the sole, express purpose of getting laid later on in the evening. While the mission was accomplished, I still felt dirty inside for watching that abortion. “Princess Bride” is a rare flick- you can watch it with a girl and gain points with her, but you also get to enjoy the movie.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:47:31 +0000

Doug, while it’s true that this movie is gay (maybe a little bit), you fail to realize one important fact: Every hot girl in the world (who has seen it) LOVES The Princess Bride. Why must we suffer through watching My Best Friend’s Girl or Mamma Mia (ugh) with your girl when you can watch this actually-entertaining movie instead?

Plus it had Andre the Giant in it. Case closed.

By: martinriggs

martinriggs — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:49:50 +0000

@ Doug TIM, Well played!

I must admit it. You’re better than me

Then why am I smiling?

Because I am not a Patriots fan.

/Twinge of gayness passes through me
//trying to find a way to fit in a “Goodfellas” Pesci quote to regain perspective

By: Doug TIM

Doug TIM — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:25:47 +0000

I see we have a lot of closet queermos who’ve memorized Princess Bride quotes.

This would be dangerous for someone, unless they had studied their Agrippa.

Which I have.

By: Jews For Purple Jesus

Jews For Purple Jesus — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:37:15 +0000

(Cassel throws 4th interception of the day to Darrelle Revis)

Cassel: You are wonderful!
Revis: Thank you; I’ve worked hard to become so.
Cassel: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Revis: Then why are you smiling?
Cassel: Because I know something you don’t know.
Revis: And what is that?
Cassel: I… am not left-handed.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:01:36 +0000

NFL + mocking Matthew Berry + Princess Bride quotes = awesome

By: Walter Sobchek

Walter Sobchek — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:21:41 +0000

APE! I brought this up during the live bukkake on monday night! Throw Brad Childress up there for shits and giggles too!

By: SelWrighteousMetsFan

SelWrighteousMetsFan — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:16:35 +0000

Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Walsh, Gibbs, Johnson? Morons!