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09.11.08
“Never match fantasy advice with a Sicilian WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!”
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“Never match fantasy advice with a Sicilian WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!”
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You’re all committing one of the classic blunders! The most famous is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’ but only slightly less well known is this:
NEVER BET AGAINST THE PATRIOTS. (Unless a Super Bowl is on the line.)
Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aha…
/dies.
This is easily my favorite comment thread ever.
Matt Cassel: Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
@ J.L. White
Testify, brother! I once watched “Shakespeare in Love” with a girlfriend with the sole, express purpose of getting laid later on in the evening. While the mission was accomplished, I still felt dirty inside for watching that abortion. “Princess Bride” is a rare flick- you can watch it with a girl and gain points with her, but you also get to enjoy the movie.
Doug, while it’s true that this movie is gay (maybe a little bit), you fail to realize one important fact: Every hot girl in the world (who has seen it) LOVES The Princess Bride. Why must we suffer through watching My Best Friend’s Girl or Mamma Mia (ugh) with your girl when you can watch this actually-entertaining movie instead?
Plus it had Andre the Giant in it. Case closed.
@ Doug TIM, Well played!
I must admit it. You’re better than me
Then why am I smiling?
Because I am not a Patriots fan.
/Twinge of gayness passes through me
//trying to find a way to fit in a “Goodfellas” Pesci quote to regain perspective
I see we have a lot of closet queermos who’ve memorized Princess Bride quotes.
This would be dangerous for someone, unless they had studied their Agrippa.
Which I have.
(Cassel throws 4th interception of the day to Darrelle Revis)
Cassel: You are wonderful!
Revis: Thank you; I’ve worked hard to become so.
Cassel: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Revis: Then why are you smiling?
Cassel: Because I know something you don’t know.
Revis: And what is that?
Cassel: I… am not left-handed.
NFL + mocking Matthew Berry + Princess Bride quotes = awesome
APE! I brought this up during the live bukkake on monday night! Throw Brad Childress up there for shits and giggles too!
Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Walsh, Gibbs, Johnson? Morons!
+1 DeezNutz.
ps. are you one of the Ontario “Nutz’”?
Matt Cassel is from USC, which, as everyone knows, was founded by criminals, so clearly I cannot start Cassel.
Wheres some Iocaine when you need some?
Start Matt Cassel?
AAASSSS YOUUUUUUU WISSSHHHHHHH
Life is pain, Anyone who says differently is selling something
What are you selling berry?? Andre Johnson staying healthy all year? Start Matt Cassel… hell even that hippie at USC didnt start Cassel!!
damn enter key… take 2:
/scream heard throughout the village
Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Brady’s injury killed my fantasy team. The Man in Black makes it now.
/scream heard throughout the village
@ Animal Mother: “As you wish”
Cassel is going to throw lefty. It’s the only way he can be satisfied. If he does it with the right hand, it’s over too quickly.
“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it?”
cassel has spent the last four years building up an immunity to torn knee ligaments.
“Have fun storming the practice facility!!”
Jesus Christ. What are the odds that Matthew Berry has ever been with a woman with a pulse?
OOOH, OOOOH, OOOH….look who knows so much………The Pats are only “MOSTLY DEAD”
“Beware the ROUS’s….or in Santonio’s case, the COUS’s”
If you’re a fan, try finding Berry’s “My Dinner with Andre Ware”. It’ll really make you think about loading up on RBs early at the expense of a reliable QB.
“To the death!”
“No, to the pain!”
“I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that one.”
“To the pain means I give your first-round draft pick a season-ending knee injury…”
You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
No more Patriots posts, I mean it!
…anybody want a peanut?
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Glass family, you beat me to it. Start Wesley and Fezzik then.
My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my fantasy team. Prepare to die.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You told me to start Jeff Garcia in my fantasy league last year. Prepare to die.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
and i’m starting matt cassel because my other option is kyle fucking orton.
sweet merciful crap. it seems so obvious they were separated at birth now.