Inconceivable!
“Never match fantasy advice with a Sicilian WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!”
Tags: dont start matt cassel you tards, matthew berry wants to start your tits, stealing the sport's hernia's shtick, xmas ape
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September 11th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
sweet merciful crap. it seems so obvious they were separated at birth now.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
and i’m starting matt cassel because my other option is kyle fucking orton.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I do not think it means what you think it means.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You told me to start Jeff Garcia in my fantasy league last year. Prepare to die.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my fantasy team. Prepare to die.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Glass family, you beat me to it. Start Wesley and Fezzik then.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
No more Patriots posts, I mean it!
…anybody want a peanut?
September 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
“To the death!”
“No, to the pain!”
“I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that one.”
“To the pain means I give your first-round draft pick a season-ending knee injury…”
September 11th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
If you’re a fan, try finding Berry’s “My Dinner with Andre Ware”. It’ll really make you think about loading up on RBs early at the expense of a reliable QB.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
“Beware the ROUS’s….or in Santonio’s case, the COUS’s”
September 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
OOOH, OOOOH, OOOH….look who knows so much………The Pats are only “MOSTLY DEAD”
September 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Jesus Christ. What are the odds that Matthew Berry has ever been with a woman with a pulse?
September 11th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
“Have fun storming the practice facility!!”
September 11th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
cassel has spent the last four years building up an immunity to torn knee ligaments.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it?”
September 11th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Cassel is going to throw lefty. It’s the only way he can be satisfied. If he does it with the right hand, it’s over too quickly.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
@ Animal Mother: “As you wish”
September 11th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
/scream heard throughout the village
September 11th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
damn enter key… take 2:
/scream heard throughout the village
Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Brady’s injury killed my fantasy team. The Man in Black makes it now.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Life is pain, Anyone who says differently is selling something
What are you selling berry?? Andre Johnson staying healthy all year? Start Matt Cassel… hell even that hippie at USC didnt start Cassel!!
September 11th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Start Matt Cassel?
AAASSSS YOUUUUUUU WISSSHHHHHHH
September 11th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Wheres some Iocaine when you need some?
September 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Matt Cassel is from USC, which, as everyone knows, was founded by criminals, so clearly I cannot start Cassel.
September 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
+1 DeezNutz.
ps. are you one of the Ontario “Nutz’”?
September 11th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Walsh, Gibbs, Johnson? Morons!
September 11th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
APE! I brought this up during the live bukkake on monday night! Throw Brad Childress up there for shits and giggles too!
September 11th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
NFL + mocking Matthew Berry + Princess Bride quotes = awesome
September 11th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
(Cassel throws 4th interception of the day to Darrelle Revis)
Cassel: You are wonderful!
Revis: Thank you; I’ve worked hard to become so.
Cassel: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Revis: Then why are you smiling?
Cassel: Because I know something you don’t know.
Revis: And what is that?
Cassel: I… am not left-handed.
September 11th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I see we have a lot of closet queermos who’ve memorized Princess Bride quotes.
This would be dangerous for someone, unless they had studied their Agrippa.
Which I have.
September 11th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
@ Doug TIM, Well played!
I must admit it. You’re better than me
Then why am I smiling?
Because I am not a Patriots fan.
/Twinge of gayness passes through me
//trying to find a way to fit in a “Goodfellas” Pesci quote to regain perspective
September 11th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Doug, while it’s true that this movie is gay (maybe a little bit), you fail to realize one important fact: Every hot girl in the world (who has seen it) LOVES The Princess Bride. Why must we suffer through watching My Best Friend’s Girl or Mamma Mia (ugh) with your girl when you can watch this actually-entertaining movie instead?
Plus it had Andre the Giant in it. Case closed.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:14 am
@ J.L. White
Testify, brother! I once watched “Shakespeare in Love” with a girlfriend with the sole, express purpose of getting laid later on in the evening. While the mission was accomplished, I still felt dirty inside for watching that abortion. “Princess Bride” is a rare flick- you can watch it with a girl and gain points with her, but you also get to enjoy the movie.
September 12th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Matt Cassel: Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
September 12th, 2008 at 2:59 am
You’re all committing one of the classic blunders! The most famous is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’ but only slightly less well known is this:
NEVER BET AGAINST THE PATRIOTS. (Unless a Super Bowl is on the line.)
Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aha…
/dies.
This is easily my favorite comment thread ever.