Comments on: In a World Where Nothing Is What It Seems…

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:57:04 +0000

I’d love to see Marmy star in the remake of “Man Hit In Groin With Football”

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:49:56 +0000

Well, I take it we’ll never use the ‘r.i.p. don lafontaine’ tag again….

By: Required Name Here

Required Name Here — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:44:24 +0000

i will see any movie with reginald veljohnson

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:22:49 +0000

Some of the movie’s characters:

Marty Schottenheimer (villain): Dennis Hopper

Black Partner Nearing Retirement Who Gets Murdered Early on in the Film: Danny Glover

Wet-Behind-the-Ears Rookie Partner Rivers Is Forced to Baby-Sit: Ashton Kutcher

Sympathetic Honest Cop Who Gets Killed: Reggie VelJohnson (the dad from “Family Matters)

Love Interest: Wilmer Valderrama

By: dougery

dougery — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:03:39 +0000

maramalard? more like maramalamadingdang. now if spellcheck would have wisely corrected me the first time–whadday mean Marmalard isn’t on spellcheck?

By: dougery

dougery — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:02:35 +0000

you’d have to get someone with a really steady hand and some cinematography virtuoso to correctly film the beauty of a Maramalard 4 yard rainbow shovel pass.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:10:34 +0000

I would pay money to see this.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:05:45 +0000

@ognihs: but you've got JaMarcus Russell and Darren McFadden holding it down with like 5 other running backs so it can't all be bad right? RIGHT? /nevermind //you can always hire Brother Numsey to bring home Al Davis

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:59:24 +0000

Who’s gonna play Merriman? Mr. T maybe….

By: slothrop

slothrop — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:43:26 +0000

@Menace: I think it’s safe to assume that this week, the role will be played by the Chiefs’ defense. After that: Roy Williams.