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Marmalard: The Movie
Summer 2009
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One man will rise
“I hear Gates cleans his cooch with a lint roller.”
Marmalard: The Movie
Summer 2009
There are 21 comments about:
I’d love to see Marmy star in the remake of “Man Hit In Groin With Football”
Well, I take it we’ll never use the ‘r.i.p. don lafontaine’ tag again….
i will see any movie with reginald veljohnson
Some of the movie’s characters:
Marty Schottenheimer (villain): Dennis Hopper
Black Partner Nearing Retirement Who Gets Murdered Early on in the Film: Danny Glover
Wet-Behind-the-Ears Rookie Partner Rivers Is Forced to Baby-Sit: Ashton Kutcher
Sympathetic Honest Cop Who Gets Killed: Reggie VelJohnson (the dad from “Family Matters)
Love Interest: Wilmer Valderrama
maramalard? more like maramalamadingdang. now if spellcheck would have wisely corrected me the first time–whadday mean Marmalard isn’t on spellcheck?
you’d have to get someone with a really steady hand and some cinematography virtuoso to correctly film the beauty of a Maramalard 4 yard rainbow shovel pass.
I would pay money to see this.
@ognihs: but you’ve got JaMarcus Russell and Darren McFadden holding it down with like 5 other running backs so it can’t all be bad right? RIGHT?
/nevermind
//you can always hire Brother Numsey to bring home Al Davis
Who’s gonna play Merriman? Mr. T maybe….
@Menace: I think it’s safe to assume that this week, the role will be played by the Chiefs’ defense. After that: Roy Williams.
Michael Richards?
who play the [door flies open]????
/(The last item suggests Marmalard is/would be the butch. I think it’s obvious.)
Watching the NFL this season will be hilarious.
not if you’re a Raiders fan.
/cries at desk
Every time I think you can’t possibly find a more ridiculous Marmalard pic, you prove me wrong.
As much as I’m pretty sure Neal Patrick Harris is the ‘dude’ in his relationships, I still pray to gay-Jesus that Marmalard will be revealed as his discrete partner.
Maybe I should start praying he gets caught shagging up with some dude on Craigslist’s Casual Encounters M4M
Saw Marmalard toss the ball a few times in the preseason…needless to say I was really waiting for a caption to appear that said “ball hangs in the air for 30 seconds before falling harmlessly 10 yards in front of the receiver.”
Watching the NFL this season will be hilarious.
All scenes with LaDanian Tomlinson will have subtitles. To wit:
[scene shows Tomlinson biking on the sideline]
bikebikebikebikebikebike
[scene shows Tomlinson hiding from Marmalard at a restaurant]
hidehidehidehidehidehide
[scene shows Tomlinson on the sideline at Foxboro in January]
coldcoldcoldcoldcoldcold
This guy has an uncanny resemblence to a young Cadet Tackleberry.
Marky Mark? He’s too short to play Marmalard. LT maybe, but Marmalard, no way.
Maybe yes. Maybe no. Maybe fack yourself.
RIP, the trailer voice-over guy.
And Marmalard: The Movie…will that be directed by Uwe Boll and starring Marky Mark as Marmalard?