I’m So Excited, I Could Run Into Another Brick Wall!
What’s that? I get to start? Me?
HOLY SHIT! THAT IS AWESOME! I WASN’T EVEN PLANNING TO BE IN THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR! I WAS GONNA GO SAILING!
It just goes to show you, if you work hard, and if the guy in front of you displays no acumen for the position whatsoever, that you can get your opportunity to be barely adequate! NICE! I’m so fucking jazzed, I just wanna… I GOTTA BASH MY HEAD INTO SOMETHING!
/bashes head into wall
Oooh, ow, I think I just got a stinger in my right arm. I feel a little woozy.
I can’t see out of one eye now.
But whatever! Frerotte’s ready frire some frucking passes!
Tags: could have had rosenfels for a second rounder, Fuck Brad Childress, fuck fran foley, goody, Homerism
September 17th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
So Childress threw Jackson under the bus at week 3? He knows he’s next in line, right?
September 17th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
We have this AJ Feeley available. He almost beat the Patriots!
(and threw 8 picks in 9 quarters, but idiot Eagles fans overlook that, since he’s white)
September 17th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Doublefuck. Eat a bowl of dicks, Childress. Are you going to change your game plan to include more than 2 yard out patterns for Gus? If not, it ain’t going to make a difference.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
No “yes I know the Vikings are going 3-13 this year” tag?
September 17th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Remember, this is a guy the Rams let go…think he threw 5 int’s & 0 TD’s vs Baltimore last yr.
Not sure he ever fully recovered from the self- inflicted blunt head trauma
September 17th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
If Frerotte only runs into walls after throwing a TD, he’ll be perfectly fine.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Would somebody please push that bald pedophilic fucktard into traffic already?
September 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Hey just think, you can wait to sign JP Losman as a free agent next year.
People compared him to Brett Favre. Except he is much worse.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Frerotte is fr’real!
September 17th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
You’re talking about the man who beat Heath Shuler out of a starting job. Show some god damn respect.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Drew, I think it is time for a bounty on Brad Childress. Shit, I’ll kick in $20.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Oooh, ow, I think I just got a stinger in my right arm. I feel a little woozy.
not his clipboard hand!
September 17th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
If AP is Purple Jesus, whs is Frerotte? Purple Matthias (replaced Judas)?
/went to Catholic school for 9 years
September 17th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
PLEASE TAKE COLT BRENNAN RIGHT NOW!
September 17th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Tarvaris Jackson is backed up by Gus “Not Johnson” Frerotte? Damn…looks like Childress went into the season without a Plan B. I guess Plan C includes Zygi doing the coaching himself?
September 17th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Fucking hell…their probably kicking themselves for letting Brooks Bollinger go now!
September 17th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
they could bring back Kelly Holcomb
September 17th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Culpepper is currently snoozing in a recliner, ready at a moment’s notice
September 17th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I hate coach Bald Dale Earnhardt.
Tar-Tar would be doing just fine if the play calling wasn’t abominable.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Im still waiting on my call from the Vikes for the QB spot…Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Vikings are finishing 3-13 this year.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Jason Whitlock has something to say about this.
September 17th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Hey Upstate Underdog -
I thought your comments looked familiar. Then I realized I had just read them on deadspin five minutes ago. I got an idea: try coming up with comments that you don’t post on another website two minutes prior to posting the same comments here. What was it that Drew said? Something about being funny? Well, the comments surely are not and posting the same thing twice on two different comments sections is pretty fucking pathetic if you were to ask me.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
@Yabba: Thanks for the whiney borefest. The hypocrisy was a nice touch.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
@Yabba, in my defense I didn’t repeat the Kelly Holcomb comment.
Can’t wait for more hilarious comments from you.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Man, for a billion-dollar-a-team sport, there sure are a lot of shitty QBs. What’s Jeff George up to?
September 17th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Just when I was thinking this guy has too many R’s in his name, “Frerotte’s ready frire some frucking passes!”
Gold.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
@HiJeffinition : fucking Jeff George, great fucking call. I was going to tell them to pick up Byron dumbass Leftwich to keep the color of the QB consistent, but you took the cake with that one! How long before Vick gets out of prison?
September 17th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Gerald McRaney (aka Major Dad) thinks Brad Childress is good looking
September 17th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
The last time Gus Frerotte filled in for another Viking (Daunte Culpepper with a broken vertebra) Minnesota won every game he started. Now, I’m not saying we should break Tarvaris’ or even Daunte’s back, but, uh…well, uh, ya know, just putting it out there.
September 17th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Lorenzen, all they have to do is get Lorenzen.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Purple Jesus weeps.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:46 am
Ahem,
Tommy_from_Quinzee_Mode: ON
WHAT THE FACK ! Why the FACK are you writing about the FACKING Vikings? (Is that like Hockey?)
ALL ANYONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IS THE PAHTRIUTS ! NOBODY DENIES THIS ! GET YAR FACKING PRIAHRITIES STRAIGHT!
The Pats aw gonna show the world that my boy Billy Belichek is the SMAHTEST man on the planet, even smahta than that cripple in the chai-uh who’s always talking about Space and sh!t. Fek his no walking ass. I’ll steal his chai-uh and sell it to some hospital so I can buy some moa dip.
The Vikings ah an aboshun. We should trade a 7th round pick to get that dahkie running back, just so he knows what it’s like to be paht of a CLAASS owganizashun with the best fans like me and my boy Sully from Eastie who didn’t follow the NFL until 2002.
Tommy_from_Quinzee_mode: OFF