What’s that? I get to start? Me?
HOLY SHIT! THAT IS AWESOME! I WASN’T EVEN PLANNING TO BE IN THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR! I WAS GONNA GO SAILING!
It just goes to show you, if you work hard, and if the guy in front of you displays no acumen for the position whatsoever, that you can get your opportunity to be barely adequate! NICE! I’m so fucking jazzed, I just wanna… I GOTTA BASH MY HEAD INTO SOMETHING!
/bashes head into wall
Oooh, ow, I think I just got a stinger in my right arm. I feel a little woozy.
I can’t see out of one eye now.
But whatever! Frerotte’s ready frire some frucking passes!
I want more like this!
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