Comments on: I’m Ready, Coach! I’m All Hot And Wet! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:53:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Chamomiles Davis http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76133 Chamomiles Davis Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:32:36 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76133 (Brady Quinn decides to improvise a play in the huddle...) "OK, boys, pay attention <i>[turns around, bends over]</i> What we're trying to get is a seal here <i>[pulls aside left ass cheek]</i>, and a seal here <i>[pulls aside right ass cheek]</i>, and we want to run this play...IN THE ALLEY!" "Got it? OK, on three -- ONE, TWO, THREE... guys? What?" (Brady Quinn decides to improvise a play in the huddle…)

“OK, boys, pay attention [turns around, bends over] What we’re trying to get is a seal here [pulls aside left ass cheek], and a seal here [pulls aside right ass cheek], and we want to run this play…IN THE ALLEY!”

“Got it? OK, on three — ONE, TWO, THREE… guys? What?”

]]> By: Sherrif Gonna Getcha http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76115 Sherrif Gonna Getcha Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:48:41 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76115 keekles at the Braylon/Phelps line. keekles at the Braylon/Phelps line.

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76097 jackin'4beats Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:17:37 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76097 If Quinn plays well, the terrorists will have won. And I sure don't want our old "friend" coming back to this site to tell us how smart he was two years ago. That would just suck. If Quinn plays well, the terrorists will have won. And I sure don’t want our old “friend” coming back to this site to tell us how smart he was two years ago. That would just suck.

]]> By: Daniel Snyder's Bongwater http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76074 Daniel Snyder's Bongwater Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:04:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76074 *Brady Quinn's Courage Says: I don’t care if he blasts a gerbil out his ass to celebrate a touchdown,* /stands in applause and then collapses in gut wrenching laughter! *Brady Quinn’s Courage Says: I don’t care if he blasts a gerbil out his ass to celebrate a touchdown,*

/stands in applause and then collapses in gut wrenching laughter!

]]> By: Gennifer With A G http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76039 Gennifer With A G Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:27:21 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76039 I hope he likes getting his ass massaged into the turf like DA's been takin' it. This is a coach problem, not a QB problem. I hope he likes getting his ass massaged into the turf like DA’s been takin’ it. This is a coach problem, not a QB problem.

]]> By: senor mullet http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76037 senor mullet Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:07:53 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76037 horseballs shouldnt have stopped listening to jervis horseballs shouldnt have stopped listening to jervis

]]> By: Lance Armstrong's Excised Testicle http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76036 Lance Armstrong's Excised Testicle Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:39:56 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76036 What? No reference to taking it into the end zone? Or scoring by connecting with a tight end? Or getting reamed raw by an 11-inch dildo? What? No reference to taking it into the end zone? Or scoring by connecting with a tight end? Or getting reamed raw by an 11-inch dildo?

]]> By: WhatzIt2U http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76034 WhatzIt2U Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:49:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76034 I think even flaming gay people are offended. So, uh...congratulations? I think even flaming gay people are offended.

So, uh…congratulations?

]]> By: Why, Gramatica??? WHY???????? http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76032 Why, Gramatica??? WHY???????? Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:14:18 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76032 I'm bummed... Shockey's out for 3-6... damn. Oh, and Brady Quinn is definitely ready. I’m bummed… Shockey’s out for 3-6… damn.

Oh, and Brady Quinn is definitely ready.

]]> By: Nate Newton's van http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/im-ready-coach-im-all-hot-and-wet.html/comment-page-1#comment-76031 Nate Newton's van Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:12:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4743#comment-76031 Cock for everyone! Cock for everyone!

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