Comments on: If You Don’t Like The NFL, You Can Suck It: The 2008 KSK Kickoff Bukkake

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:51:05 +0000

Nothing warms the heart quite like Tiny Tim….and bukkake.

By: OzoneRanger

OzoneRanger — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:30:31 +0000

Hark the herald referees siiing,
Favre just came in Peter King!

By: Oats

Oats — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:06:31 +0000

i’m giving a big fuck you to the NFL for scheduling this game so that us on the west coast who were not smart enough to take the day off will miss at least half the game because of the early start time. what? we could wait until 8p eastern? .l.. ..l.

By: grungedave

grungedave — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:35:53 +0000

I’m not sure Heir Goodell and the NFL scheduling gurus could have scheduled a more boring kickoff game……. and yet I still CANNOT WAIT to sit my ass down with beer, chips and dip to watch this highly anticipated event!

By: Spatula

Spatula — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:26:50 +0000

When can we start singing NFL carols? My favorite is “Good King Roethlisberger.”

/homer

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:24:46 +0000

So what’s the bounty going to be for Brady’s foot? I’m willing to chip in a crisp dub note to motivate all defenses to get to crack-a-lackin’ on his ankle/foot. A blown knee would also be acceptable for payment of said bounty.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:15:51 +0000

Sad news. Tiny Tim was just suspended. His blood clot medication was not approved for use by the NFL.

Everytime you hear a Pats fan crying about 18-1 and angel gets his wings!!

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:12:58 +0000

Ebeneezer Scrooge: Daniel Snyder
Jim Zorn: Bob Cratchit

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:09:35 +0000

The Ghost of NFL Seasons Past is a real motherfucker and I’m not sure I like the Ghost of NFL Seasons Present, but I’m glad that asshole finally showed up. It’s about fucking time.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:54:50 +0000

+1 FMRA – fuck autodrafters

it feels like the offseason was a year long. welcome back football. i missed you.