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	<title>Comments on: If Bark Obama Wants To Secede In Tonight’s Debate, He Needs To Masturbate The Ball Down The Feel!</title>
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		<title>By: dentists in Denver</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/if-bark-obama-wants-to-secede-in-tonight%e2%80%99s-debate-he-needs-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html/comment-page-1#comment-220170</link>
		<dc:creator>dentists in Denver</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You really are in inconsiderate douchebag.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You really are in inconsiderate douchebag.</p>
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		<title>By: Daniel Snyder's Bongwater</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daniel Snyder's Bongwater</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can hardly wait to Monday. I&#039;m gonna do me some anal lice and then i&#039;m gonna ask all my co-workers if they&#039;d like my anal lice! Dat mak-ah me smirre...lemme tellya, ulright! :D :D :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can hardly wait to Monday. I&#8217;m gonna do me some anal lice and then i&#8217;m gonna ask all my co-workers if they&#8217;d like my anal lice! Dat mak-ah me smirre&#8230;lemme tellya, ulright! :D :D :D</p>
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		<title>By: Gennifer With A G</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gennifer With A G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Jag Desai, I think it would be awesome to do a live blog of a political debate, but in football terms...and leave Smiff at home that night, figuring out what he&#039;s saying is too much work in a live blog setting....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Jag Desai, I think it would be awesome to do a live blog of a political debate, but in football terms&#8230;and leave Smiff at home that night, figuring out what he&#8217;s saying is too much work in a live blog setting&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: StuScottBooyahs</title>
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		<dc:creator>StuScottBooyahs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And you has to wonder if America&#039;s glacial sensibilities is ready for a Effeminate-American precedent.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you has to wonder if America&#8217;s glacial sensibilities is ready for a Effeminate-American precedent.</p>
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		<title>By: foxxy brown</title>
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		<dc:creator>foxxy brown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ robocats -

Hines Wald as werr</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ robocats -</p>
<p>Hines Wald as werr</p>
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		<title>By: Ben</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now that facebook has &quot;English (Pirate)&quot; as a language option, they should make their pages viewable in Emmitt Smiff too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that facebook has &#8220;English (Pirate)&#8221; as a language option, they should make their pages viewable in Emmitt Smiff too.</p>
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		<title>By: robocats</title>
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		<dc:creator>robocats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The &quot;more articulate than Sarah Palin&quot; tag is underused. What about those Roethlisberger posts?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The &#8220;more articulate than Sarah Palin&#8221; tag is underused. What about those Roethlisberger posts?</p>
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		<title>By: L</title>
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		<dc:creator>L</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;And you what they say&quot;

Yes, Emmitt. We all what they say.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;And you what they say&#8221;</p>
<p>Yes, Emmitt. We all what they say.</p>
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		<title>By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mmmm Barq&#039;s</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mmmm Barq&#8217;s</p>
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		<title>By: Nate Newton's van</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nate Newton's van</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;He beats off to the march of his own drummer!&quot; Fucking classic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;He beats off to the march of his own drummer!&#8221; Fucking classic.</p>
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