And so did we. That’s it for us. Here are some pictures of women that are too good to sleep with you. Maybe you should go outside this weekend and interact with other humans. I would, but I’m surrounded by Southerners, and all they want to talk about is God and the SEC and shit. Fuck them.
This is why these assholes drive around in circles for sport; they’re just as annoyed with each other as they are with themselves. That’s what happens when you can’t buy booze on Sunday.
Photos courtesy of NYJets.com, bigcatcountry, and Bengals.com, respectively.
Mahalo, bitches.
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I don’t understand why people hate this girl so very much. Although she’s a little wild nevertheless she’s beautiful and has several good talents
wow. that is alot of information. I dont even know if I could do all that. And thank you so much for lettming me in on all the info.
“Just ask Ohio State.”
This is almost always bad advice.
Dear Yankee,
I know you’re just trying to be funny, but just for the record, all southerners don’t thump bibles and watch Jr and Jim Bob drive fast cars in circles for entertainment. However, the SEC does rule. Just ask Ohio State.
Signed,
Agnostic Southerner with 152 IQ.
gotta love those cheer leaders….
Ahh Football and Boobies. Heaven…
Yes, yes, yes, and … holy shit why is that dude wearing a bikini?
What happened to Brooke Hogan’s tits? And why do we call her Brooke Hogan and not Brooke Bollea? Is it normal for families to all take stage names? Is Sgt. Slaughter’s daughter Cindy Slaughter?
3rd one down looks like the red headed bitch from saved by the bell: the college years.
This Sexy Friday is by far the best for me. Wife gets shit canned from job, have to update resume while pounding Lager, and this suddenly appears. God bless you Punte, and God bless Sexy Friday.
Hopes spell check worked on resume…
Willy, and by ‘push my wheelbarrow’ you mean….?
I’ll be the first person to say this, but this was the best WRITTEN Friday cheerleader post ever.
Now, let’s be clear about one thing. None of these women started life with a penis, right?
too good to sleep with me? I’ll show them–I will deny them the minimal pleasure and general discomfort and awkwardness of sex with me, my gut, and my hairy back. Sorry, ladies, sasquatch is closed to your carnal business.
That last chick is about an inch away from rocking a mammoth camel toe.
Thank injured Purple Jesus for Sexy Friday. Now it’s time to
spankkick some ass!!!The first pic: could you please send me the first name and phone number of the big Blond Bombshell…the one half in the right margin…the patriotic one with the U.S. flag tat. I’ve got some concrete I need to move this weekend and would like her to push my wheelbarrow
Thank God it’s Sexy Friday. Also thank God for continuing to make Al Davis suffer.
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down. ???? WTF was that?
Thank you MMP.
Yes, Yes, and absolutely yes.