Hines & Ben Get Used To Frontrunning
09.10.08
Hines Ward: You know, othel leceivel, many peeperr say now that thell all injewlee to Tom Bladee and Shawne Mellyman that Steerel are team to beat in AFC.
Santonio Holmes: [Admires own penis] …
Ward: I say no be so hasty. As Supel Bore winning leceivel, I know season not won or rost in Week 1.
Holmes: [Admires own penis] …
Ward: You must take rong view. Think of season as tlek up gleat mountain. Some may stumber at filst, but smirre berong to those who pelsist.
Ben Roethlisberger: HEY GUYS, THERE’S A MARIO WILLIAMS ON ME. I’M TRAPPED! HALP!
Ward: Foll examperr, you no have good Week 1. Fumberr barr, no get many yalds, too busy rooking at big-ah penis.
Holmes: [Admires own penis] …
Roethlisberger: HARF HARF HARF, THAT’S GOOD JOKES! F’REALS GUYS. THIS MARIO WILLIAMS IS KIND OF HEAVY. HE’S DIGGING INTO MY SHOULDERBLADE. AND THE BALL IS JUST SITTING THERE.
[Cloud of dust flies open]
Willie Parker: Hey man.
[Lifts Mario Williams off with one arm and chucks him aside.]
Willie: I got stronger in the off-season.
[Runs off]
Roethlisberger: WHO WAS THAT MASKED RUNNING BACK?
Steelers fans: YYYYAAAAA LET’S CALL HIM “JACKED” WILLIE PARKER!!!11!!
Rashard Mendenhall: [Said while fumbling ball] Aw nutbunnies.
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I’m pretty sure “aw nutbunnies” is a Freakazoid reference. If so, well played.
I know this is nit picky, but the china-men don’t pronounce their R’s like L’s. They just pronounce the L’s like R’s. They would pronounce Miller, mirror, and mural the same. I’m fluent in the broken Asian/English, I have to deal with these fuckers on a regular basis to make sure my lead based children’s toys make it in time for Christmas. What’s the big deal about having a little bit of a poinonous substance in toys. Those cheap toys are made by kids that know what kids like.
That has to be ape in the Kordell jersey back in three rivers.
WTF?!? I just got to the office, and there’s nothing new to read (this is from yesterday)… C’mon now, make with the funny – chop chop!
Between Hines Ward’s broken English and Emmit Smith’s butchery of it I think I just unlearned literacy
Obligatory Steelers fan with bad moustache, middle of fan picture in the background
Kordell left his mark on that group, lots of gay looking stuff going on. And I don’t think my computer screen has the proper colors to depict how dark Santonio Holmes’ skin is. He’s a black hole.
There is a serious lack of Tomlin here and I am still not disappointed.
do the ladies get cuntbunnies?
Hines, Jack Burton and Egg Shen are going to find that Chinese girl with green eyes- and also Kim Cattrall.
sorry guys, meant to italicize the quote. Mixed up LaTeX and HTML.
The most dreaded venereal disease of them all … and the most adorable!
/coffee spews onto keyboard
Thanks a lot, Booyahs.
/ threadjack
Just saw DAVID HASSELHOF and some damn Social network crap on COLLEGE FOOTBALL LIVE on ESPN2. W. T. F?????????
Back to enjoying the fine stories and lovely pix at KSK.
@stuscottbooyahs: OMG they are so much cuter than crabs
Hines: Why the rong face?
Santonio: My tripod ain’t working.
Hines: What’s a tlipod?
Hines wald = David Lo-Pan from “Big trouble in little china”.
Is that kid in the Holmes jersey pointing out the black guy he and his friends are going to lynch after the game?
Aw nutbunnies.
The most dreaded venereal disease of them all … and the most adorable!
how the fuk does a cloud of dust fly open?
Jeff Reed? Izzat choo?
Hey futuremrsrickankiel, if you want to see some comparable white penis, I’ll send one on my cell phone that I’ll take in the mirror in my bathroom even though part of it is obscured by the blinding flash. Orrrr something like that. (This entire generation’s) parents would be so proud!
the steelers have by far the most interesting group of personalities in the ksk-universe.
Don’t stare directly into thing, you may go blind.
Fuck you, Hines Wald.
/Texans fan
HARF HARF HARF will be the new rallying chant of the season.
Dayum, Willie Parker!
I said before I’d watch football if they mic’d all the players and coaches and put cameras in all the locker rooms, but I’m going to add that I’d like all the players to perform shirtless. Or at least the players who are reasonably ripped. Those uniforms cover up too much.
And there’s nothing wrong with naked white boys.
is mendenhall the black butters?
SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!!1
@Future Mrs
Someones gotta get naked to take cale of skinny, mouthy white gills. The blothels onry rike fat white gills who no tark back.
Seriously, that Roethlisberger character is so brutal
My comments are always needed in moderation. I’m just too much too handle!
Nutbunnies?
Even though I hate the Steerels, Hines Wald arways make me smirre!
After reading this post that included shirtless, penisful steelers I know that I can no longer read this site if either of the Drew brothers get traded to the steelers.
@futuremrs: same reason why we still play basketball
Bostonians have nothing on the Yinzers for lack of pigmentation.
Hey, it’s Kordell Stewart!
Slash: [Admires Holmes' penis]
Wow. Why do white boys ever even bother getting naked, again?
Rooks rike Wirrie has been getting prenty of bulgogi with kimchee.
*That
“Think of season as tlek up gleat mountain. Some may stumber at filst, but smirre berong to those who pelsist.”
That’s just changed my entire life.
For about three weeks i thought Santonio’s elephantine genitalia was named “Limas Sweed.” Hmmh.
I didn’t know Willie Parker had a mastectomy.
Willie Parker needs to improve his pectoral muscle symmetry
Just when I think there aren’t enough things that could fly open…