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	<title>Comments on: Hello, My Name Is Tarvaris, And I Am F&#8211;king Terrible</title>
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		<title>By: TinglehoffsBalls</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/hello-my-name-is-tarvaris-and-i-am-f-king-terrible.html/comment-page-2#comment-94208</link>
		<dc:creator>TinglehoffsBalls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As far as I&#039;m concerned, the Bald Monkey&#039;s job is on the line with this game.  If he can&#039;t beat the lame duck Giants, then Ziggy needs to clean house; namely, get rid of Chilly, get a quarterback, and start playing outside again.  Vikes fan for 30+ years (no rings).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As far as I&#8217;m concerned, the Bald Monkey&#8217;s job is on the line with this game.  If he can&#8217;t beat the lame duck Giants, then Ziggy needs to clean house; namely, get rid of Chilly, get a quarterback, and start playing outside again.  Vikes fan for 30+ years (no rings).</p>
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		<title>By: WhiteSpeedReceiver</title>
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		<dc:creator>WhiteSpeedReceiver</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m going to take a field trip after work to Eden Prairie to hit Childress, Jackson, and Shiancoe with my car.  Anybody know the numbers for Abra and Miles Lord?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to take a field trip after work to Eden Prairie to hit Childress, Jackson, and Shiancoe with my car.  Anybody know the numbers for Abra and Miles Lord?</p>
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		<title>By: Sneakers O'Toole</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/hello-my-name-is-tarvaris-and-i-am-f-king-terrible.html/comment-page-2#comment-74803</link>
		<dc:creator>Sneakers O'Toole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love the way Childress is coaching this team!

/Packer fan</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love the way Childress is coaching this team!</p>
<p>/Packer fan</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/hello-my-name-is-tarvaris-and-i-am-f-king-terrible.html/comment-page-1#comment-74775</link>
		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You could have had Pennington for nothing, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, who wants to pull th trigger on that trade when we&#039;ve got Tarvaris Jackson slangin&#039; the ball all over the place.  And I also have Purple Jesus and it pains me to watch TJ not give PJ a chance to punch it in from the goal line.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You could have had Pennington for nothing, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, who wants to pull th trigger on that trade when we&#8217;ve got Tarvaris Jackson slangin&#8217; the ball all over the place.  And I also have Purple Jesus and it pains me to watch TJ not give PJ a chance to punch it in from the goal line.</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;I used to joke that Brad Childress looked like Major Dad. Now I’m thinking he’s more like Tobias Fünke.&lt;/i&gt;

True.  I bet Vikes fans feel like they just saw an analrapist.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>I used to joke that Brad Childress looked like Major Dad. Now I’m thinking he’s more like Tobias Fünke.</i></p>
<p>True.  I bet Vikes fans feel like they just saw an analrapist.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. S</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dr. S</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Two Words: Steve DeBerg.</description>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I used to joke that Brad Childress looked like Major Dad. Now I&#039;m thinking he&#039;s more like Tobias Fünke.

Yesterday&#039;s game was so terrible that I got hammered and bitch-slapped my imaginary girlfriend. Don&#039;t worry, she forgave me and the make-up sex was fantastic.

Skål Vikings. 14-2. Right? Right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to joke that Brad Childress looked like Major Dad. Now I&#8217;m thinking he&#8217;s more like Tobias Fünke.</p>
<p>Yesterday&#8217;s game was so terrible that I got hammered and bitch-slapped my imaginary girlfriend. Don&#8217;t worry, she forgave me and the make-up sex was fantastic.</p>
<p>Skål Vikings. 14-2. Right? Right?</p>
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		<title>By: large, bouncing booby</title>
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		<dc:creator>large, bouncing booby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Agreed.  And that&#039;s why the Vikings are 0-2.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Agreed.  And that&#8217;s why the Vikings are 0-2.</p>
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		<title>By: Smoot Dog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Smoot Dog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude couldn&#039;t get laid on the Love Boat</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude couldn&#8217;t get laid on the Love Boat</p>
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		<title>By: rich</title>
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		<dc:creator>rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jon Kitna will be available shortly</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jon Kitna will be available shortly</p>
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