Comments on: God Explains Week 3 Of The NFL

By: Optimus Prime Minister

Optimus Prime Minister — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:58:40 +0000

Marmalard and God have an understanding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6VFjy6lbBA

By: DeezNutz

DeezNutz — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:48:04 +0000

How can Ace be 1 and 11? What kind of God would allow that?

Also, since you mentioned him, FUCK GREGGGGGG EASTERBROOK.

By: Leid

Leid — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:40:16 +0000

I’m pretty sure this is the real god.

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:15:31 +0000

Prove you exist by making Scott Linehan the Raiders’ coach and then having Lane Kiffin torment Al Davis for all eternity as the coach of the Chiefs or just STFU.

By: God Mailed it in this week

God Mailed it in this week — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:15:32 +0000

How dare you God, mailing in this week’s column. I expect more from my free column.

By: Hopeless Saints Fan

Hopeless Saints Fan — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:08:16 +0000

Dear God,

Fuck you. All those times I did the sign of the cross after making field goals and you make me miss twice. Jeremy Shockey punched me in the face and it really hurts. He also told me to walk my red ass back to Mexico, even though I’m really from Argentina. Is this how you celebrate Hispanic Heritage Week?

Signed,
Martín Gramática, K, New Orleans Saints.

By: Jared Allens Mullet

Jared Allens Mullet — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:38:36 +0000

Really? How does The Marmalard keep his job while Horseballs gets reacquainted with the bench? What the fuck kind of god would allow that? Is Horseballs not celibate enough? Huh? Huh? FUCK YOU! This aint no 3 Millimeter Laserfaced Peter were talking about, this is Alpo-quality horse meat rocking back and forth in the pocket. And sometimes, his huge sack slams testicles first into his cup, which really fucking hurts. If your gonna fuck up a poor fucker, make it Cristiano “Hooker Spit” Ronaldo. Don’t punish Horseballs for his (no pun intended) god given talent, thats like punishing your son for turning the Red Sea into the worlds largest glass of Merlot (get it? Huh? Huh? FUCK YOU!)

By: The Stig

The Stig — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:33:44 +0000

@Warthog

God already created Charlie Weis. And Romeo Crennel.

By: Warthog

Warthog — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:15:40 +0000

Thanks for channeling my philosophy professor Otto Man. While we’re at it, can God create an object so heavy that even God can’t lift it?

By: the great bambi

the great bambi — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:59:48 +0000

@ Donald Igwebuike

yeah aided in smiting the nazis who were busy trying to smite those covetous jews who killed God’s son…
/channeling eric cartman