Comments on: God Explains Week 1 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:36:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: KardiacKydd http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-2#comment-73798 KardiacKydd Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:29:17 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73798 Whjy oh why God, did you humiliate my beloved Browns? And does this mean we are really this bad or are the Cowboys really that good? Please help us crush Shittsburgh Sunday night Whjy oh why God, did you humiliate my beloved Browns? And does this mean we are really this bad or are the Cowboys really that good? Please help us crush Shittsburgh Sunday night

]]> By: Tyler Durden http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-2#comment-73760 Tyler Durden Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:07:26 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73760 I hate to repeat one but Q: Why is there a hole in the roof of Texas Stadium? A: So God can watch his favorite team play. True story. Back in the Staubach / Landry days, Dallas got hit with a couple of 15 yard penalties and we're looking at 3rd and 50 or so. Staubach calls time and trots to the sideline. He looks at TL who looks up, closes his eyes for a moment, looks back down, opens them and tells Roger the play. As he's buckling his chinstrap, Staubach says to Landry "I always wondered where you got your plays from". I hate to repeat one but

Q: Why is there a hole in the roof of Texas Stadium?

A: So God can watch his favorite team play.

True story. Back in the Staubach / Landry days, Dallas got hit with a couple of 15 yard penalties and we’re looking at 3rd and 50 or so. Staubach calls time and trots to the sideline. He looks at TL who looks up, closes his eyes for a moment, looks back down, opens them and tells Roger the play.

As he’s buckling his chinstrap, Staubach says to Landry “I always wondered where you got your plays from”.

]]> By: 2Why1 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-2#comment-73676 2Why1 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:05:41 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73676 WHY DID YOU TAKE SEAN AWAY?? YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT....I FUCKING HATE YOU R.I.P 21 WHY DID YOU TAKE SEAN AWAY?? YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT….I FUCKING HATE YOU

R.I.P 21

]]> By: ForWhomJayBellTolls http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-2#comment-73477 ForWhomJayBellTolls Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:16:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73477 Great post, I believe I speak for most of us when I say we hope to hear more from God this year....fuck anyone who is offended. Great post, I believe I speak for most of us when I say we hope to hear more from God this year….fuck anyone who is offended.

]]> By: Brrrrat http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-2#comment-73434 Brrrrat Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:42:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73434 Wait...God ISN'T Waren Zevon? /now totally fucked in the afterlife Wait…God ISN’T Waren Zevon?

/now totally fucked in the afterlife

]]> By: Misanthrope http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-73423 Misanthrope Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:45:16 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73423 @ Gino Tourettsa I think that this would actually make KSK the new Mormonism. Multiple cheerleader wives for everyone* *Everyone may not actually recieve multiple cheerleaders* @ Gino Tourettsa

I think that this would actually make KSK the new Mormonism. Multiple cheerleader wives for everyone*

*Everyone may not actually recieve multiple cheerleaders*

]]> By: MisfiT http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-73407 MisfiT Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:47:10 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73407 "Gisele to Poundtown" O M G! Brilliant! /adds to fantasy team name list for next year. “Gisele to Poundtown”

O M G! Brilliant!

/adds to fantasy team name list for next year.

]]> By: Jay http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-73386 Jay Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:17:05 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73386 No mention of Ray Lewis? God's gone soft on us. No mention of Ray Lewis?

God’s gone soft on us.

]]> By: Brady's a Douchebag http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-73368 Brady's a Douchebag Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:39:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73368 When I read this, I was sure that Punter had to have written it. Not being the case, a new faaacking tag should be used:geez Drew, that's just wrong. When I read this, I was sure that Punter had to have written it. Not being the case, a new faaacking tag should be used:geez Drew, that’s just wrong.

]]> By: strong like bull smart like tractor http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/god-explains-week-1.html/comment-page-1#comment-73351 strong like bull smart like tractor Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:05:37 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4031#comment-73351 'Atheists don't live in Foxwoods' is my new favorite tag. ‘Atheists don’t live in Foxwoods’ is my new favorite tag.

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