Comments on: GAHHHHHH WE DONE GOT TO EVACUATE!!!!

By: Dayne Choate

Dayne Choate — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:43:31 +0000

Dear Fuckhead: You’re a dipshit – Hurricanes kill ppl. Ppl are dying and you’re making the same lame dummass “I’m a retarded hick! Lookit me!” jokes that have been done 14 jillion times by funnier assholes than you could ever hope to be.

Get some better, more intelligent material at least when you want to have fun with the misfortune of others. Otherwise stop wasting our inter-nets, pin-head.

By: Dickie

Dickie — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 18:50:18 +0000

Wouldn’t it be more realistic to write that FEMA disarms the White civilians while black mobs rampage through the streets, rioting and looting, while taking random shots at rescue helicopters?

By: MichaelBluth

MichaelBluth — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 16:14:55 +0000

@ JAFO
HK is nice, but a raging bull in .454 Casull means business

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:14:27 +0000

[door flies open]

“Howdy folks, I see you’re in a bit of a jam. My name’s Tony, and this is my assistant Jess. Can we help you”?

“HOLY CRAP ! LOOK AT THE TA-TA’S ON THAT GIRL” !

“Erm yeah, she’s dumb as a stump, but very loyal”.

“Tony, what are those round things on that blue box”?

“Case in point. Sweety, those are ‘ Tii-ires’ and that ‘blue thing’ is a car”!

[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

“YEEEEHA! HOW MUCH FOR YOUR HOUSE! I AM FEKKING CRAZY”

By: TANKJOHNSONSASS

TANKJOHNSONSASS — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:33:05 +0000

AR-15 locked and loaded, we got power, my black roommate and I are going to hang out as much as we can….we dont shoot blacks in Texas, thats Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia and Florida, we are sooooo over that. Pork and beans sucks, bring on the queso…

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:48:57 +0000

Oh yeah, a Texan probably would’ve gone for Bush’s Pork & Beans instead of Van Camp’s.

Do we have to be so legalistic about our stereotypes?

By: Gennifer With A G

Gennifer With A G — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 07:38:18 +0000

What do you need water for, you’re about to get plenty….

By: Leigh

Leigh — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:56:30 +0000

Myself, I’d take along Tank Johnson.

Comes with his own assault rifles. No waiting in line for clean water!

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:43:45 +0000

“I agree that the gun looks kinda… small. Myself, I’d take along a pump-action shotgun.”

Myself, I’d take along Tank Johnson. Black People FTW!

By: Slash

Slash — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:59:23 +0000

I agree that the gun looks kinda… small. Myself, I’d take along a pump-action shotgun. The Cowboys car flag is spot-on, though.