GAHHHHHH WE DONE GOT TO EVACUATE!!!!
HURRICANE’S A COMIN’, FOLKS! WE GOTTA GIT OUTTA THIS DANG TOWN! TAKE ONLY WHAT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY! DARLENE, GO GIT THE WATER!
BOBBYE JANE SUEANN, ROUND UP THE PORK AND BEANS!
BILLY RAY JOE BOB, GET ME MY GUN WHAT FOR SHOOTIN’ THEM BLACK FOLK!
IS THAT EVERYTHING?
RAYLENE, LEAVE THOSE STUPID TEXANS WHERE YOU DONE FOUND THEM! I TOLD YOU, TAKE ONLY WHAT IS NECESSARY! NOW, WHERE’S MY COWBOYS CAR FLAG?!
September 12th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Matt Schaub in Homeward Bound 3: a Journeyman Quarterback’s tale
September 12th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Don’t forget the Alamo.
September 12th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
12 bullets for all offense starters plus Kubiak. The perfect suicide pact that doesn’t involve me dying. The overhaul of the lineup will…
Oh. You’re NOT taking them. Damnit.
September 12th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Go Saints! No hurricane!
September 12th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Finally, an Ike that went to Florida who can do some damage.
/will never have Hilliard on his roster again
September 12th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
No way a Houstonian has a gun with a clip. 2 nickel plated six-shooters or nothin’ my man.
September 12th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Somebody grab me my tiger cubs! I done paid eight grand a pop and they soo durn cute!
http://www.texasobserver.org/article.php?aid=2835
September 12th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
A guy whose QB is Tavaris Jackson is picking on the Houston Texans… that’s cute.
/just kidding. This hurricane is fucking with me and making me very angry. The Ravens are fucked on Monday.
September 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
We don’t shoot “black folk” around here. We shoot “messicans.”
And people don’t pull for the Cowboys, either. They watch the Aggies, who are even more painful to watch than the Texans.
September 12th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Yeah um, most texans probably have something a little more robust than a browning 9mm. I’d say kimber .45, or maybe springfield armory .45. Or a hk usp .40. But not a fuckin browning 9mm.
September 12th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I was thinking the same thing about the Browning 9mm. It’s probably a back up pistol for the wife or the kids.
September 12th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Oh yeah, a Texan probably would’ve gone for Bush’s Pork & Beans instead of Van Camp’s.
September 12th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Forget Bushs, gimme Ranch Style
September 12th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I agree that the gun looks kinda… small. Myself, I’d take along a pump-action shotgun. The Cowboys car flag is spot-on, though.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
“I agree that the gun looks kinda… small. Myself, I’d take along a pump-action shotgun.”
Myself, I’d take along Tank Johnson. Black People FTW!
September 13th, 2008 at 2:56 am
Myself, I’d take along Tank Johnson.
Comes with his own assault rifles. No waiting in line for clean water!
September 13th, 2008 at 3:38 am
What do you need water for, you’re about to get plenty….
September 13th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Oh yeah, a Texan probably would’ve gone for Bush’s Pork & Beans instead of Van Camp’s.
Do we have to be so legalistic about our stereotypes?
September 13th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
AR-15 locked and loaded, we got power, my black roommate and I are going to hang out as much as we can….we dont shoot blacks in Texas, thats Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia and Florida, we are sooooo over that. Pork and beans sucks, bring on the queso…
September 14th, 2008 at 7:14 am
[door flies open]
“Howdy folks, I see you’re in a bit of a jam. My name’s Tony, and this is my assistant Jess. Can we help you”?
“HOLY CRAP ! LOOK AT THE TA-TA’S ON THAT GIRL” !
“Erm yeah, she’s dumb as a stump, but very loyal”.
“Tony, what are those round things on that blue box”?
“Case in point. Sweety, those are ‘ Tii-ires’ and that ‘blue thing’ is a car”!
[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
“YEEEEHA! HOW MUCH FOR YOUR HOUSE! I AM FEKKING CRAZY”
September 14th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
@ JAFO
HK is nice, but a raging bull in .454 Casull means business
September 14th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Wouldn’t it be more realistic to write that FEMA disarms the White civilians while black mobs rampage through the streets, rioting and looting, while taking random shots at rescue helicopters?
September 14th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Dear Fuckhead: You’re a dipshit – Hurricanes kill ppl. Ppl are dying and you’re making the same lame dummass “I’m a retarded hick! Lookit me!” jokes that have been done 14 jillion times by funnier assholes than you could ever hope to be.
Get some better, more intelligent material at least when you want to have fun with the misfortune of others. Otherwise stop wasting our inter-nets, pin-head.