Comments on: FINALLY

By: Former Horseballs Fan

Former Horseballs Fan — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:48:32 +0000

Kill DA (who’s snorted away his future). Kill Romeo. Kill Savage.

That only leaves Brady Quinn…. eh.

By: KardiacKydd

KardiacKydd — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:36:05 +0000

I hereby nominate this git be targeted for termination…wait for it…Phil ” I wouldn’t know a good free agent if he stuck his penis in my vagina” Savage. You with me Browns fans? We get Phil, who could have gotten a 1st and 3rd round pick for the DA experience. We roll RAC the fuck outta Cleveland on the back of a pickup truck. We trick Derek into going to Oregon for the We Love The Browns in the Pacific Northwest Freak-a-Thon then seal off that border. We tell Kamerion Wembley…either you play inside linebacker or go play with the alligators roaming free in Texas…we ship Corey Williams back to Wisconsin in a vat of cheese…and vow to NEVER draft another Corey again. We threaten to trade Braylon to the Lions. My plan is brilliant in its soundness.

By: mmm...lemonheads

mmm...lemonheads — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:23:54 +0000

This lifelong suffering Lions fan (I popped out of my coma a few times to revel in the glory that was Barry) hopes to God (Tiger Woods) that the Lions find first somebody to ADVISE them on the search for a new President and/or GM. So that, you know, they pick maybe someone who doesn’t have a knack for stealing a senile billionaire’s money ’cause he tells funny football stories over highballs at the club.
But I’m not bitter, just haven’t had my Lions(TM) Xanax.

By: obit rice

obit rice — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:09:31 +0000

Chris Mortensen reports that sources say Chris Mortensen tops the list of candidates to be the Next G. M.

By: Former Horseballs Fan

Former Horseballs Fan — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:46:19 +0000

Millen looks like he’s ready to go all coitus on us in that photo.

By: robocats

robocats — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:16:34 +0000

I know that justice has been done and that I should be happy, but as a Bears fan I’m kind of disappointed by the fact that the Lions, theoretically, might be contenders in the next several years.

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:56:15 +0000

So NOW who’s the worst GM in football?

Baseball has the Pirates (16 STRAIGHT sub-.500 seasons), basketball has the aforementioned Isiah, hockey?

By: H Cuz

H Cuz — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:37:11 +0000

Does this mean the rest of the NFC North can’t count on two free wins anymore?

By: MisfiT

MisfiT — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:45:27 +0000

/College WRs everywhere mourn.

By: Michael Lee

Michael Lee — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:46:26 +0000

As a chiefs fan, I would like to suggest that the lions hire Carl Peterson as thier new GM.