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	<title>Comments on: FAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!</title>
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		<title>By: Tyler Durden</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/faaaaaaaaack.html/comment-page-2#comment-73143</link>
		<dc:creator>Tyler Durden</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Tommy from Quinzee met Jerral Jones and suddenly [door flies open] T.J. walked in, would the internetz explode?

It&#039;s only week one folks. There is still time for Jessica Simpson to get pregnant with Jerral&#039;s &quot; WOO EEE I AM FEKKING CRAZY&quot; love child.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Tommy from Quinzee met Jerral Jones and suddenly [door flies open] T.J. walked in, would the internetz explode?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s only week one folks. There is still time for Jessica Simpson to get pregnant with Jerral&#8217;s &#8221; WOO EEE I AM FEKKING CRAZY&#8221; love child.</p>
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		<title>By: KSwing23</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/faaaaaaaaack.html/comment-page-2#comment-73122</link>
		<dc:creator>KSwing23</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Donezo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Donezo.</p>
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		<title>By: Cassie</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/faaaaaaaaack.html/comment-page-2#comment-73119</link>
		<dc:creator>Cassie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s your problem, Tim? The fact that I&#039;m a chick that knows a little something about football, or the fact that I&#039;m not swooning over Tommy Terrific? Like I said, I&#039;m a Pats fan. Brady&#039;s only one player on the team. He&#039;ll be back next year. Bitching about it isn&#039;t really going to help any. 

Oh, and your haiku isn&#039;t even a haiku. Dumbass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s your problem, Tim? The fact that I&#8217;m a chick that knows a little something about football, or the fact that I&#8217;m not swooning over Tommy Terrific? Like I said, I&#8217;m a Pats fan. Brady&#8217;s only one player on the team. He&#8217;ll be back next year. Bitching about it isn&#8217;t really going to help any. </p>
<p>Oh, and your haiku isn&#8217;t even a haiku. Dumbass.</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/faaaaaaaaack.html/comment-page-2#comment-73089</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haiku for Jay: 

Jets go 8 &amp; 8. 
Farve not that good. 
Mangina smell like tuna, again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haiku for Jay: </p>
<p>Jets go 8 &amp; 8.<br />
Farve not that good.<br />
Mangina smell like tuna, again.</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/faaaaaaaaack.html/comment-page-2#comment-73088</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cassie:  Eat my shithole and while you&#039;re down there, say hi to your mom.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassie:  Eat my shithole and while you&#8217;re down there, say hi to your mom.</p>
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		<title>By: Cassie</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/faaaaaaaaack.html/comment-page-2#comment-73082</link>
		<dc:creator>Cassie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. Moss was the only one who called it a dirty play. And yes, he also admitted he was way down the field. Was anyone surprised? He&#039;s got an opinion about everything.

2. Cassel can&#039;t take this team to the playoffs. Only 17 points on a team that was 4-12 last season? Come on.

3. As far as I see it, they have two choices: call up Gutierrez, or orchestrate a Bledsoe comeback. 

4. I can&#039;t help but think this is karma for wishing a body cast upon Favre. And yes, I am a Pats fan.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Moss was the only one who called it a dirty play. And yes, he also admitted he was way down the field. Was anyone surprised? He&#8217;s got an opinion about everything.</p>
<p>2. Cassel can&#8217;t take this team to the playoffs. Only 17 points on a team that was 4-12 last season? Come on.</p>
<p>3. As far as I see it, they have two choices: call up Gutierrez, or orchestrate a Bledsoe comeback. </p>
<p>4. I can&#8217;t help but think this is karma for wishing a body cast upon Favre. And yes, I am a Pats fan.</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/faaaaaaaaack.html/comment-page-2#comment-72962</link>
		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Peter King said that this was not only a sad day for the Pats, but a sad day for the entire NFL.  Really?  I would like to enter these above comments as exhibit A of my defense, Mr. King.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peter King said that this was not only a sad day for the Pats, but a sad day for the entire NFL.  Really?  I would like to enter these above comments as exhibit A of my defense, Mr. King.</p>
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		<title>By: twoeightnine</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/faaaaaaaaack.html/comment-page-2#comment-72956</link>
		<dc:creator>twoeightnine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH! The tears... so tasty... must masturbate... again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH! The tears&#8230; so tasty&#8230; must masturbate&#8230; again.</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A haiku for you on this momentous occasion:

Brady is so fucked
Pollard for MVP, please
Cry some more Tawwmmy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A haiku for you on this momentous occasion:</p>
<p>Brady is so fucked<br />
Pollard for MVP, please<br />
Cry some more Tawwmmy</p>
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		<title>By: Mo Charlo</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/faaaaaaaaack.html/comment-page-2#comment-72867</link>
		<dc:creator>Mo Charlo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think my favorite part is that there are absolutely no references to anything else.  Just a picture of Tahmmy and his favorite word.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think my favorite part is that there are absolutely no references to anything else.  Just a picture of Tahmmy and his favorite word.</p>
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