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FAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

I’LL GET THE DAHKIE THAT DID THIS!

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61 Responses to “FAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!”

  1. deafjeff Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Life is GOOD! Bills up at the half. Brady hurt. And the beer is cold.

  2. Little Lebowski Urban Achieveres Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Pollard, SHOTY ‘09

  3. McPoodlebiter Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Just a bit late to collect that bounty

  4. Dan From Chicago Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    1 – 18?

  5. Joey McMoron Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Yessssssss!

  6. H Cuz Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    The tag sums up my feelings on the matter.

  7. TheRealThing Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/reiss_pieces/09072008hit300.jpg

    Where was this last season?

  8. SaveUsKyleOrton! Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    I think the Meast of the Week award has been safely locked up.

    /karma’s a bitch, huh?

  9. The Pirate Sloth Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    So does that guy collect last seasons bounty?

  10. dickey simpkins Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Definitely the karma they deserve for getting such an easy schedule. Now let’s see if really any random schmo with an amazing O-line can be a good QB.

    Laurence Maroney owners rejoice!

  11. TimmyJimmy Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    I own Maroney, and there’s no way I’m gonna rejoice.

    Yeah, the Pats have to feed him the ball now, but everyone they play will now stack 8 in the box to stop him.

  12. slothrop Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    fuckity fuck fuck.

    Daunte Culpepper is available, right? Fuck. Me.

  13. Robut M. Nixon Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    “That was a dirty play.”

    -Rodney Harrison, Vince Wilfork, Richard Seymour, Tedy Bruschi, entire Patriots OL

  14. slothrop Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Note to Matt Cassel: Eat a bowl of shut the hell up stew.

  15. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    All I need is the Browns to lay the smack down on Dallas and this’ll be the greatest opening day ever

  16. NC Wahoo Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Drew, how high was that bounty? It took someone the entire offseason to cash in on it…

  17. Monkey Business Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    I really wish they had the same guy announcing the Ali-Frazier fight doing the play by play for this game.

    “DOWN GOES BRADY! DOWN GOES BRADY! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!”

    Seriously though. This is what you get for beating up on a Hall of Fame coach. Fuckheads.

  18. slothrop Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    Monkey: You mean Cosell? He’s only been dead for 13 years. Which is only 10 years longer than Gibbs.

  19. i make it dwayne on these bowe's Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    oh please, football jesus, let tony romo’s knee be next!

  20. Commando Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    That had to be fucking great for Patriot-haters. FUCK! Whatever, I’m a fan and I say no one should feel bad for them.

  21. johndewar Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Greatest. Post. Ever.

  22. Chazz_Goodtimes Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Can barely type through the tears, I now know what it must have been like to see kennedy get shot.

    /devotes all fan energy to fantasy football team.

  23. Jon Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    If there’s a god, this injury will require surgery and Brady will contract full blown AIDS from a result of a faulty transfusion

  24. TheRealThing Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    @Jon,

    Knowing that fuck (Brady), it’ll probably end up being some gay sprain.

  25. smeos Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Allah be praised.

  26. moirrra Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    hey lay off romo’s knees… he’s my starting qb

    that’s what brady gets for thinking he’s better than the game of football. hahaha look at you now fucker, you’re not much of anything without fully functional knees, now are you?

  27. obit rice Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    FAAACK is what the Browns secondary just said as T.O. goes untouched in the endzone!

  28. dirty Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    my starting man crush and starting fantasy qb just went down. have some sympathy.

  29. blue Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    dirty: croyle was your starting qb too?

  30. jackin'4beats Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    @ Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug: not going to happen dude. Browns are gonna get raped today. Pac-Man iz down wid it. Fa sho’.

  31. SaveUsKyleOrton! Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Chances that the Pats won’t be mentioned in a Simmons column from now until next August? 100% It’s all Red Saawwx, Celtics, and bad MTV shows/sports movies/lameass Vegas trip reports for the next 11 months.

  32. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Tom Brady’s Recovery on ESPN: an in-depth 20 part series.

  33. make it snow Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    I’m torn. On the one hand, I have Randy Moss on my fantasy team. On the other hand, HOLY SHIT YES.

  34. Dave Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    You better sleep with the light on and watch your back walking down the street… you know how crazy Boston fans are? If they ever find out who you are, they’ll beat your face in for the bounty/curse crap. Be careful or you’ll be sharing the back of an unmarked van with Sully and his Pat Patriot tatoo a third up your anus.

  35. SonOfDad Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Brady done for season?!

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AgovSu4q.Zu1u20svLqO0R5DubYF?slug=ms-bradyoutforyear090708&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

  36. obit rice Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    Yahoo is reporting Torn ACL. NE is done.

  37. Huge_Midget Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    Bernard Pollard is now Purdue’s best player to have made it to the NFL. Sorry Brees and Orton, Pollard just did the league a favor.

  38. The Rooster Lives Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Haha I lost my starting QB in fantasy and still got the win this week. Suck it Pats fans!!

    /Thank God I have a good backup QB

  39. Monkey Business Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    God, it’s like Christmas has come early.

    /hoping for a plasma TV under my tree in the morning

  40. TimmyJimmy Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/reiss_pieces/2008/09/pollard_on_the.html

    Reasonable Pats fans? Oh wait, nevermind, the crazies are too busy commenting on the story where Moss called it dirty even though he was way down the field.

    And the fucking website wants me to register to view their shitty content now. Fuck them.

  41. fangirls on helium Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Peter King: “I think a lot of people will be sad if Brady misses the season”

    Who the fuck let this guy on TV?!

  42. Team Captain Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/09/07/report-brady-out-for-the-year/

    Florio says torn ACL.

    …TORN BY THE ULTRA SLICK NEW SPRINT RAZR V3!

  43. alpha helix Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    That means Bernard Pollard will be known for two things in his NFL career, the first being this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-XqYkrsgCc

  44. Degenerate Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    Easterbrook will say:

    Brady ruined, cries like a bitch

    Pats will shit the bed.

  45. Daydream Billiever Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    Paytree-ats who? I’m a SAWX fan!

  46. Animal Mother Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    Randy Moss just asked for a trade to a team with a real QB. Beware of the work slowdown. He heard it worked for Manny.

  47. Brandon Marshall Tucker Band Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Let’s see you run up the score on one leg, pretty boy.

    How long before some douchetard Pats fan starts an online petition to suspend the season until Brady’s ready to play? If anyone thinks they won’t, remember the petition to overturn the result of the Super Bowl.

  48. Daydream Billiever Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    i bet there’s a petition already to get Pollard, the Chief who did it, suspended

  49. david Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    My new, all time number one favorite tag.

  50. jeff Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    ROFL @ Team Captain

    PFT has turned to shit in the last couple years. The sprint product placement crap and Florio’s ridiculous homerism makes reading it almost unbearable (I really hope he watched ECU kick the crap out of his beloved WVU mountaineers).

  51. MartinTheMerciless Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    Posted on Yahoo.

    This will be a miserable week for Brady drafters, obviously. The next time New England offers a comprehensive injury update will be the first time.

    Good point. We will be subjected to 15 weeks of maybe next week.

  52. Mo Charlo Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    I think my favorite part is that there are absolutely no references to anything else. Just a picture of Tahmmy and his favorite word.

  53. Jay Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 8:31 am

    A haiku for you on this momentous occasion:

    Brady is so fucked
    Pollard for MVP, please
    Cry some more Tawwmmy

  54. twoeightnine Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    OOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH! The tears… so tasty… must masturbate… again.

  55. dick_gozinia Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 11:27 am

    Peter King said that this was not only a sad day for the Pats, but a sad day for the entire NFL. Really? I would like to enter these above comments as exhibit A of my defense, Mr. King.

  56. Cassie Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    1. Moss was the only one who called it a dirty play. And yes, he also admitted he was way down the field. Was anyone surprised? He’s got an opinion about everything.

    2. Cassel can’t take this team to the playoffs. Only 17 points on a team that was 4-12 last season? Come on.

    3. As far as I see it, they have two choices: call up Gutierrez, or orchestrate a Bledsoe comeback.

    4. I can’t help but think this is karma for wishing a body cast upon Favre. And yes, I am a Pats fan.

  57. Tim Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    Cassie: Eat my shithole and while you’re down there, say hi to your mom.

  58. Tim Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Haiku for Jay:

    Jets go 8 & 8.
    Farve not that good.
    Mangina smell like tuna, again.

  59. Cassie Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    What’s your problem, Tim? The fact that I’m a chick that knows a little something about football, or the fact that I’m not swooning over Tommy Terrific? Like I said, I’m a Pats fan. Brady’s only one player on the team. He’ll be back next year. Bitching about it isn’t really going to help any.

    Oh, and your haiku isn’t even a haiku. Dumbass.

  60. KSwing23 Says:
    September 8th, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    Donezo.

  61. Tyler Durden Says:
    September 9th, 2008 at 7:48 am

    If Tommy from Quinzee met Jerral Jones and suddenly [door flies open] T.J. walked in, would the internetz explode?

    It’s only week one folks. There is still time for Jessica Simpson to get pregnant with Jerral’s ” WOO EEE I AM FEKKING CRAZY” love child.

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