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	<title>Comments on: Eli is ready for his hot beef injection</title>
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		<title>By: Daniel Snyder's Bongwater</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/eli-is-ready-for-his-hot-beef-injection.html/comment-page-1#comment-75247</link>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Snyder's Bongwater</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can think of better things to laser the Giant&#039;s logo on...like Tom Brady&#039;s forehead (oops that was actually done in the Superbowl!), Donovan McNabb&#039;s forehead and Jason Cambell&#039;s ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can think of better things to laser the Giant&#8217;s logo on&#8230;like Tom Brady&#8217;s forehead (oops that was actually done in the Superbowl!), Donovan McNabb&#8217;s forehead and Jason Cambell&#8217;s ass.</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gotta love the fact that youtube is blocked at work.  No nightmares for me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gotta love the fact that youtube is blocked at work.  No nightmares for me!</p>
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		<title>By: martinriggs</title>
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		<dc:creator>martinriggs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seth (Jonah Hill) wants to know why all tasty foods are shaped like dicks...even if there is a Giants logo lasered on it for no apparent reason</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seth (Jonah Hill) wants to know why all tasty foods are shaped like dicks&#8230;even if there is a Giants logo lasered on it for no apparent reason</p>
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		<title>By: My Eyes Are Burning</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/eli-is-ready-for-his-hot-beef-injection.html/comment-page-1#comment-75199</link>
		<dc:creator>My Eyes Are Burning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck me, this should NOT have been the first thing I saw today. This day is fucked. Might as well start drinking.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck me, this should NOT have been the first thing I saw today. This day is fucked. Might as well start drinking.</p>
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		<title>By: Bloof</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bloof</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if they could laser a Rams logo onto a giant turd?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if they could laser a Rams logo onto a giant turd?</p>
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		<title>By: The Gooch</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Gooch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not only would Eli eat that sausage, but he&#039;d pair it with a nice Bordeaux that Cooper has never even heard of before.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not only would Eli eat that sausage, but he&#8217;d pair it with a nice Bordeaux that Cooper has never even heard of before.</p>
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		<title>By: Leid</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ First-national-dank:

I bet they didn&#039;t count the live blogs.

Speaking of which, we need more live blogs!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ First-national-dank:</p>
<p>I bet they didn&#8217;t count the live blogs.</p>
<p>Speaking of which, we need more live blogs!</p>
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		<title>By: First-national-dank</title>
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		<dc:creator>First-national-dank</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys lost the worst commenter contest to deadspin on bleacherreport.com. You should be ashamed. 

Also: Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fucking-fuckarooney.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys lost the worst commenter contest to deadspin on bleacherreport.com. You should be ashamed. </p>
<p>Also: Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fucking-fuckarooney.</p>
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		<title>By: Warthog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Warthog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And Osi don&#039;t need no stinkin&#039; laser.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And Osi don&#8217;t need no stinkin&#8217; laser.</p>
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		<title>By: Brian Van</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian Van</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, if you think that&#039;s impressive, you should see what kind of things Osi Umenyiora can print a Giants logo on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, if you think that&#8217;s impressive, you should see what kind of things Osi Umenyiora can print a Giants logo on.</p>
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