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Eli is ready for his hot beef injection


If this is what the Giants are putting on the training table, then Jared Lorenzen wants another chance.


“A sausage?!? Ewwwwwww!!!” - unseen girl in the video OR Suzy K. seeing Justin Tuck in the locker room?


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15 Responses to “Eli is ready for his hot beef injection”

  1. Trailer Thrash Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Charles Haley would grab that sausage.

  2. Travis Henry's Dusty Rubbers Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Jeff Garcia joins the Giants in 3….2….1….

    “HELLLOOOOOOOO!”

  3. The Stig Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    A Packers fan would have taped over the Giants logo on that sausage and eaten it in one gulp.

    Guaranteed.

  4. Mo Charlo Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:26 am

    I have no idea what I just saw.

  5. Monkey Business Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:32 am

    @ Mo Charlo

    Someone was cutting the Giants logo into a hot dog.

    Now, why you’d do that, instead of just eating the fucking hot dog, I don’t know.

    I mean, cutting logos into stuff with lasers is awesome and all, but really? A hot dog was the best you could come up with?

  6. Brian Van Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Hey, if you think that’s impressive, you should see what kind of things Osi Umenyiora can print a Giants logo on.

  7. Warthog Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:23 am

    And Osi don’t need no stinkin’ laser.

  8. First-national-dank Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    You guys lost the worst commenter contest to deadspin on bleacherreport.com. You should be ashamed.

    Also: Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fucking-fuckarooney.

  9. Leid Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:55 am

    @ First-national-dank:

    I bet they didn’t count the live blogs.

    Speaking of which, we need more live blogs!

  10. The Gooch Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Not only would Eli eat that sausage, but he’d pair it with a nice Bordeaux that Cooper has never even heard of before.

  11. Bloof Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    I wonder if they could laser a Rams logo onto a giant turd?

  12. My Eyes Are Burning Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Fuck me, this should NOT have been the first thing I saw today. This day is fucked. Might as well start drinking.

  13. martinriggs Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Seth (Jonah Hill) wants to know why all tasty foods are shaped like dicks…even if there is a Giants logo lasered on it for no apparent reason

  14. jackin'4beats Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Gotta love the fact that youtube is blocked at work. No nightmares for me!

  15. Daniel Snyder's Bongwater Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I can think of better things to laser the Giant’s logo on…like Tom Brady’s forehead (oops that was actually done in the Superbowl!), Donovan McNabb’s forehead and Jason Cambell’s ass.

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