Comments on: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY — The Bounty on Tony Kornheiser’s Car is Set at $75

By: Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 20:11:48 +0000

I’d pay somebody 75 cents to slit kornheiser’s throat.

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:36:22 +0000

I like Collingsworth because he lets everyone in on his life as a nonstop alcoholic. I would never, never, have any understanding of what that must be like.

/trying to remember where I hid the bottle of vodka from myself

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:36:15 +0000

Dennis Miller was actually better than Kornheiser, which is truly saying something.

I want to hear other people’s ideas for ideal MNF booths…

By: Derrick in SD

Derrick in SD — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:36:40 +0000

Not that I like Kornheiser, but how was that comment offensive? A Mexican telling someone else to pick up his dry cleaning is offensive? Huh?

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:11:47 +0000

How about just firing Kornheiser and having Tirico and Jaws do the broadcast? I think I’m Jaws could get away with it, he would personally give TK a Colombian necktie.

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:54:34 +0000

Got a four step solution here….

1. Let TK move into Madden’s horse trailer and broadcast Sunday night games. Madden also hates flying, so they’d be perfect roomies.
2. Get car from Deathproof and run horse trailer off road.
3. Hire Charles Barkley to replace Kornheiser on MNF.
4. Bring back Dennis Miller to drive Al Michaels insane.

By: Poop

Poop — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:13:13 +0000

TK is the worst announcer to ever be on MNF. He’s so terrible that I miss the days of Dennis Miller and Boomer Esiason.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:10:22 +0000

he’s still better than dennis miller.

replace TK with a rotation of fly women. that will fix everything.

By: Undead Zombie Horde

Undead Zombie Horde — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:31:37 +0000

Collinsworth? Are you fucking kidding?

By: Drave

Drave — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:13:05 +0000

1) Please, please PLEASE replace Tony Kornholer with Cris Collinsworth.
2) What’s Kornholer doing in Ra-homo beach?