Don’t Look Now, But Here Come The KSK Suicide Pools

Inumerable thanks to the cadre of commenters that volunteered to set up these pools for our contest. You, faithful reader, can register in any of these pools to be eligible for the KSK Suicide Pool contest. The winner will get a copy of my upcoming pamphlet, currently untitled, to be released in early 2009. And maybe some other shit.

Pick a group below to join, go here, and sign up. Those running the pools: feel free to identify your pool in the comments (sorry I didn’t do it myself). We’ll add pools to the board as more are created and pull off the ones that fill up to 50. Don’t cry about how you can’t get into a pool. These pools aren’t lifeboats on the Titanic; we’re maxing out all of them. Keep looking.

As for the rest of you, DO NOT sign up for more than one group. If you prove to be as dumb as the people we kicked out last year for this, I will find out where you live and drop a brown baby boy on your coffee table, or nearest furniture equivalent. I WILL FIND YOU. You know, time permitting.

Good luck to everyone, and don’t forget to pick a team fore Week 1 when you sign up.

Group ID#: 18583
Password: kissmesuzy

Group ID#: 18585
Password: 123FOOTBALL

Group ID#: 18586
Password: santonio

Group ID#: 18604
Password: kskpool

Group ID#: 18614
Password: dekerfootball

Group ID# = 18619
password = KSK17

Group ID#: 18649
Password: KSK17

Group ID#: 18592
Password: punte

Group ID#: 18656
Password: sbmvpwetsbed

Group ID#: 18658
Password: 12345

Group ID#: 18673
Password: ocho

Group ID#: 18695
Password: football

Group ID#: 18807
Password: godeep

Group ID#: 18864
Password: ballsballs

Group ID#: 18935
Password: bukkake

Group ID#: 19099
Password: muahsuzy

Group ID#: 18631
Password: pw1234

Group ID#: 19364
Password: 100ocs

Group ID#: 19392
Password: password

Group ID#: 18619
Password: KSK17

Group ID#: 20847
Password: suicide

Group ID#: 21091
Password: ksk17

Group ID#: 20677
Password: travishenrysfre

Group ID#: 22486
Password: Gocougs

Group ID#: 22491
Password: quinn

Group ID#: #24913
PW = drewfagery

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35 Responses to “Don’t Look Now, But Here Come The KSK Suicide Pools”

  1. thewholefnshow Says:

    there supposed to be a link where it says ‘go here’? not getting it right now.

  2. phat Says:

    I tried the yahoo fantasy pick ‘em site, all of the (four) groups I tried said password incorrect. What site are these on?

  3. phat Says:

    Disregard,

    Found it here:

    http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/register/joinprivategroup

    Damn, ksk makes you work for this shit!

  4. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Go here to sign up for Yahoo survival football.

    BTW, mine is Group ID#: 20147: Hines Smire Factoly. Password rongrastname, of course.

  5. Diplomatic Immunity Says:

    It’s Yahoo Survival, not pick’em.

  6. thekingofcheap Says:

    Where can we find these suicide pools?

  7. thekingofcheap Says:

    Many thanks!

  8. King Stevie Says:

    Re: the picture. Jeez Punter… I’m glad we both find suicide bombings hilarious.

  9. dAndyManCandy Says:

    I’m in!

  10. Bigslow Says:

    I’m in!

  11. Head Bee Guy Says:

    Join the Falco Memorial Pool. If not for me, then out of respect for Falco’s corpse and its diligent work keeping the couch leg propped up.

    Group ID#: 18592
    Password: punte

  12. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    there supposed to be a link where it says ‘go here’?

    See? This is why I asked for help!

  13. SaveUsKyleOrton! Says:

    I think the woman in the pic just realized she took Kansas City over New England.

  14. 12-Pack-Abs Says:

    KSK17 and the Fondlers (group #18649) is open. Password is KSK17.
    Yahoo-sports-fantasy-survival football. Get or have a Yahoo ID. Play.
    You’ll like us. We are often high and always drunk.

  15. Mooka Says:

    But wait, there’s more…

    http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival

    Group ID#: 21091
    Password: ksk17

  16. ognihs Says:

    my group is 18658.
    if you want a group where you have the best chance of winning, join mine. most people i know will be out in the first 2 weeks, myself included.

  17. deafjeff Says:

    I’m with the warthogs! Like sweathogs, but sexier.

  18. Naptown Drew Says:

    I chose the Falco Memorial Pool, in honor of his own fantastical leap into a pile of sharpened boners. Also…

    Anybody got a good regular Yahoo FF league for me? I know I’m late, but I changed jobs and don’t want to risk being “that guy” at the new place who is as into meaningless inane shit as I actually am. Email me if you do, much appreciated.

  19. TDub Says:

    I’m there stuscottbuyas, I’m a sucker for anything Hines Wald related.

  20. Warthog Says:

    Sexier than a sweathog? Nice. I’ll have to let Mrs. Warthog know.

  21. John John The Bastard Says:

    I truly don’t have any selling points for my pool. But it’s name is derived from a major plot aspect of The Wire. Oh I guess I should state that it’s the one with the password Muahsuzy.

  22. Upstate Underdog Says:

    all the cool kids are joining this group:

    Group ID#: 18585
    Password: 123FOOTBALL

  23. MerK Says:

    my pool’s password reveals that eli manning wets his bed, what more do you want?
    Also.. i suck ass, and you will win.

  24. Jebus Says:

    #18892 password ksk

  25. spongeworthy Says:

    The accompanying photo is totally wrong, just way beyond the pale.

    Which is why I laughed like a little schoolgirl. A little schoolgirl without C4 strapped to her budding burka-puppies.

  26. ognihs Says:

    don’t all sign up at once now.

    Group ID#: 18658
    Password: 12345

  27. Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm Says:

    I also went with Falco’s pool……….. just seemed like the place to be. Like a fat kid (Drew?) in dodgeball, I’ll no doubt be out early.

  28. smaaron Says:

    Join Group ID# 18673.

    It’s the Suicide Jamboree!!! Password ocho = the world is going to get every bit of Dade County our group has in us.

  29. Kaczur's Walking Corpse Says:

    Dudes,

    Go with this one

    Group ID#: 19364
    Password: 100ocs
    Name: Snitch B(itch) Kaczur.

    The Wire reference AND Patriot hate (or is that so 2007?) all in one. Plus the password refernces the name…get there

  30. Stylist Mick Says:

    Sweet baboon’s nectar!!

  31. Pilam69 Says:

    Group #22486
    Password: Gocougs

  32. Dale Says:

    Here’s another one…
    Group #22491
    Password: quinn

    EAS Myoplex League

    /late

  33. SaveUsKyleOrton! Says:

    “Password: 12345″

    What a coincidence…that’s the same password as my luggage!

    /gladly picks low-hanging fruit

  34. SammySenrab Says:

    Brady Quinn Sock Grab Brigade.
    Best. Name. EVAR!

    /self serving egomaniacal prick for 3… SWISH!

  35. Bill Simmons' Beard Says:

    New one: #25243

    Password: construda

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