Don’t Look Now, But Here Come The KSK Suicide Pools
Inumerable thanks to the cadre of commenters that volunteered to set up these pools for our contest. You, faithful reader, can register in any of these pools to be eligible for the KSK Suicide Pool contest. The winner will get a copy of my upcoming pamphlet, currently untitled, to be released in early 2009. And maybe some other shit.
Pick a group below to join, go here, and sign up. Those running the pools: feel free to identify your pool in the comments (sorry I didn’t do it myself). We’ll add pools to the board as more are created and pull off the ones that fill up to 50. Don’t cry about how you can’t get into a pool. These pools aren’t lifeboats on the Titanic; we’re maxing out all of them. Keep looking.
As for the rest of you, DO NOT sign up for more than one group. If you prove to be as dumb as the people we kicked out last year for this, I will find out where you live and drop a brown baby boy on your coffee table, or nearest furniture equivalent. I WILL FIND YOU. You know, time permitting.
Good luck to everyone, and don’t forget to pick a team fore Week 1 when you sign up.
Group ID#: 18583
Password: kissmesuzy
Group ID#: 18585
Password: 123FOOTBALL
Group ID#: 18586
Password: santonio
Group ID#: 18604
Password: kskpool
Group ID#: 18614
Password: dekerfootball
Group ID# = 18619
password = KSK17
Group ID#: 18649
Password: KSK17
Group ID#: 18592
Password: punte
Group ID#: 18656
Password: sbmvpwetsbed
Group ID#: 18658
Password: 12345
Group ID#: 18673
Password: ocho
Group ID#: 18695
Password: football
Group ID#: 18807
Password: godeep
Group ID#: 18864
Password: ballsballs
Group ID#: 18935
Password: bukkake
Group ID#: 19099
Password: muahsuzy
Group ID#: 18631
Password: pw1234
Group ID#: 19364
Password: 100ocs
Group ID#: 19392
Password: password
Group ID#: 18619
Password: KSK17
Group ID#: 20847
Password: suicide
Group ID#: 21091
Password: ksk17
Group ID#: 20677
Password: travishenrysfre
Group ID#: 22486
Password: Gocougs
Group ID#: 22491
Password: quinn
Group ID#: #24913
PW = drewfagery
Tags: MMP, the KSK Suicide Pools, we have the best commenters on the internet
September 1st, 2008 at 5:26 pm
there supposed to be a link where it says ‘go here’? not getting it right now.
September 1st, 2008 at 6:18 pm
I tried the yahoo fantasy pick ‘em site, all of the (four) groups I tried said password incorrect. What site are these on?
September 1st, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Disregard,
Found it here:
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival/register/joinprivategroup
Damn, ksk makes you work for this shit!
September 1st, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Go here to sign up for Yahoo survival football.
BTW, mine is Group ID#: 20147: Hines Smire Factoly. Password rongrastname, of course.
September 1st, 2008 at 6:23 pm
It’s Yahoo Survival, not pick’em.
September 1st, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Where can we find these suicide pools?
September 1st, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Many thanks!
September 1st, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Re: the picture. Jeez Punter… I’m glad we both find suicide bombings hilarious.
September 1st, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I’m in!
September 1st, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I’m in!
September 1st, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Join the Falco Memorial Pool. If not for me, then out of respect for Falco’s corpse and its diligent work keeping the couch leg propped up.
Group ID#: 18592
Password: punte
September 1st, 2008 at 8:00 pm
there supposed to be a link where it says ‘go here’?
See? This is why I asked for help!
September 1st, 2008 at 8:31 pm
I think the woman in the pic just realized she took Kansas City over New England.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:35 pm
KSK17 and the Fondlers (group #18649) is open. Password is KSK17.
Yahoo-sports-fantasy-survival football. Get or have a Yahoo ID. Play.
You’ll like us. We are often high and always drunk.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:41 pm
But wait, there’s more…
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival
Group ID#: 21091
Password: ksk17
September 1st, 2008 at 8:51 pm
my group is 18658.
if you want a group where you have the best chance of winning, join mine. most people i know will be out in the first 2 weeks, myself included.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I’m with the warthogs! Like sweathogs, but sexier.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I chose the Falco Memorial Pool, in honor of his own fantastical leap into a pile of sharpened boners. Also…
Anybody got a good regular Yahoo FF league for me? I know I’m late, but I changed jobs and don’t want to risk being “that guy” at the new place who is as into meaningless inane shit as I actually am. Email me if you do, much appreciated.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I’m there stuscottbuyas, I’m a sucker for anything Hines Wald related.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Sexier than a sweathog? Nice. I’ll have to let Mrs. Warthog know.
September 1st, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I truly don’t have any selling points for my pool. But it’s name is derived from a major plot aspect of The Wire. Oh I guess I should state that it’s the one with the password Muahsuzy.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:04 am
all the cool kids are joining this group:
Group ID#: 18585
Password: 123FOOTBALL
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
my pool’s password reveals that eli manning wets his bed, what more do you want?
Also.. i suck ass, and you will win.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:42 am
#18892 password ksk
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 am
The accompanying photo is totally wrong, just way beyond the pale.
Which is why I laughed like a little schoolgirl. A little schoolgirl without C4 strapped to her budding burka-puppies.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:35 am
don’t all sign up at once now.
Group ID#: 18658
Password: 12345
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 am
I also went with Falco’s pool……….. just seemed like the place to be. Like a fat kid (Drew?) in dodgeball, I’ll no doubt be out early.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Join Group ID# 18673.
It’s the Suicide Jamboree!!! Password ocho = the world is going to get every bit of Dade County our group has in us.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Dudes,
Go with this one
Group ID#: 19364
Password: 100ocs
Name: Snitch B(itch) Kaczur.
The Wire reference AND Patriot hate (or is that so 2007?) all in one. Plus the password refernces the name…get there
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Sweet baboon’s nectar!!
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Group #22486
Password: Gocougs
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Here’s another one…
Group #22491
Password: quinn
EAS Myoplex League
/late
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:33 am
“Password: 12345″
What a coincidence…that’s the same password as my luggage!
/gladly picks low-hanging fruit
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:07 am
Brady Quinn Sock Grab Brigade.
Best. Name. EVAR!
/self serving egomaniacal prick for 3… SWISH!
September 4th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
New one: #25243
Password: construda