Dark Forces At (Re)Play In Denver
09.14.08
This was a screencap taken just before the replay machine went bust after the Champ Bailey interception review in the 1st quarter of the Broncos-Chargers game. Naturally Satan’s been hanging around Mile High ever since catching that bitchin’ Obama speech.
[Thanks to commenter Ryan Spilborghs]
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Jay Cutler is the QB Horse Balls was supposed to be
Instant replay not working for the review of the Bailey “interception”
Hochuli blowing the whistler on an obvious fumble
Shanahan going for two to ensure that the Chargers would not cover
How is more not being made of this?
Somewhere, Ryan Leaf is counting his ‘fuck you’ money he got curtesy of the Bolts and laughing.
And saying fuck you, of course.
Marmalard getting fucked by calls and LT sitting on the sideline. I can’t wait for iceiceiceiceiceiceiceiceiceice.
Horseballs gets worse every game.
As Hochuli tried to explain the call, all I could say was “Ya betta ask someboddddyyyyy.”
And then the Broncos won. And life is great.
Finally! Fuck everybody else! Its about time we got some ridiculous one-sided calls to g our way! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA
How many virgins were sacrificed for this victory?
As a Denver fan, I don’t feel bad about this because, well… Marmalard.
Romo better light it up tomorrow or he’s switching places with A. Rodg on the bench for the rest of the season
Fucking shit.
The thing about Football Jesus is that he doesn’t use his power to overtly affect outcomes (after all, look at the Vikings’ record.) Football Satan is not so ashamed and will gladly do things like strike Brady down and still allow the Patriots to cruise to the playoffs so we can hate New England all the more when they fluke out a win over Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship game.
Hochuli is still the sexiest official ever.
Yeah, my first thought when the instant replay “broke” was, ooh, tough break.
When Cutler’s “fumble” was ruled dead, I knew Football Satan had reared his ugly head.
Then I looked at how shitty my fantasy team did today despite Aaron Rodgers and I knew the world had gone to hell in a ham sandwich.
Hochuli is the worst official ever.
Hey, it was tough hitting printscreen on the illegal game feeds.
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PS: I will gladly have Ed Hochuli’s manbabies for handing us the game.
I can’t wait to read Marmalard’s reaction to this game.
Guhhh. Refs giving the game to Denver. Fuck Hochuli and his well-toned body.
Hochuli’s got money on this game. Vegas vacation is on the line.
Mangini’s play calling is inspired. He truly is the “Mangenius” Bwaha Bwahahahah!
Favre looks good though. hee hee hee!
Ah, there’s Charlie Weiss’ 2001 playbook.
This post is way less funny than the ones with that atrocious big ben character that required no talent to create.
Did you see Lane Kiffin throw
SatanAl Davis under the bus? That guy’s is trying to get fired so he can pull a Shanahan by replacing Herm in KC and kicking the shit out of the Raiders every chance he gets.Nope. Satan was in the Raiders’ owners box. Not in Denver.
I knew it!
Dark forces at play in my heart. Requiescat in pace, David Foster Wallace.
/back to mocking the Jets.
Spooky referee overlay says yes