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Dark Forces At (Re)Play In Denver

This was a screencap taken just before the replay machine went bust after the Champ Bailey interception review in the 1st quarter of the Broncos-Chargers game. Naturally Satan’s been hanging around Mile High ever since catching that bitchin’ Obama speech.

[Thanks to commenter Ryan Spilborghs]

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27 Responses to “Dark Forces At (Re)Play In Denver”

  1. Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Spooky referee overlay says yes

  2. Slothrop Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Dark forces at play in my heart. Requiescat in pace, David Foster Wallace.
    /back to mocking the Jets.

  3. Punch Rockgroin Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    I knew it!

  4. Philistine Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Nope. Satan was in the Raiders’ owners box. Not in Denver.

  5. jackin'4beats Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Did you see Lane Kiffin throw Satan Al Davis under the bus? That guy’s is trying to get fired so he can pull a Shanahan by replacing Herm in KC and kicking the shit out of the Raiders every chance he gets.

  6. LihueAirport Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    This post is way less funny than the ones with that atrocious big ben character that required no talent to create.

  7. Slothrop Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Ah, there’s Charlie Weiss’ 2001 playbook.

  8. Favre's Next Interception Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Mangini’s play calling is inspired. He truly is the “Mangenius” Bwaha Bwahahahah!
    Favre looks good though. hee hee hee!

  9. Stylist Mick Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    Hochuli’s got money on this game. Vegas vacation is on the line.

  10. delicious ironing Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Guhhh. Refs giving the game to Denver. Fuck Hochuli and his well-toned body.

  11. Spencer Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    I can’t wait to read Marmalard’s reaction to this game.

  12. Ryan Spilborghs Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Hey, it was tough hitting printscreen on the illegal game feeds.

    er
    uh

    what?

    PS: I will gladly have Ed Hochuli’s manbabies for handing us the game.

  13. Al Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Hochuli is the worst official ever.

  14. porky1 Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    Yeah, my first thought when the instant replay “broke” was, ooh, tough break.

    When Cutler’s “fumble” was ruled dead, I knew Football Satan had reared his ugly head.

    Then I looked at how shitty my fantasy team did today despite Aaron Rodgers and I knew the world had gone to hell in a ham sandwich.

  15. RRR Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    Hochuli is still the sexiest official ever.

  16. porky1 Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    The thing about Football Jesus is that he doesn’t use his power to overtly affect outcomes (after all, look at the Vikings’ record.) Football Satan is not so ashamed and will gladly do things like strike Brady down and still allow the Patriots to cruise to the playoffs so we can hate New England all the more when they fluke out a win over Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship game.

  17. JRobs Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Fucking shit.

  18. TimmyJimmy Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Romo better light it up tomorrow or he’s switching places with A. Rodg on the bench for the rest of the season

  19. make it snow Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    As a Denver fan, I don’t feel bad about this because, well… Marmalard.

  20. Punch Rockgroin Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    How many virgins were sacrificed for this victory?

  21. maximal Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    Finally! Fuck everybody else! Its about time we got some ridiculous one-sided calls to g our way! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA

  22. Playoff Beard Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    As Hochuli tried to explain the call, all I could say was “Ya betta ask someboddddyyyyy.”

    And then the Broncos won. And life is great.

  23. santoniojohnholmes Says:
    September 14th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    Horseballs gets worse every game.

  24. Sherman Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am

    Marmalard getting fucked by calls and LT sitting on the sideline. I can’t wait for iceiceiceiceiceiceiceiceiceice.

  25. Animal Mother Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Somewhere, Ryan Leaf is counting his ‘fuck you’ money he got curtesy of the Bolts and laughing.

    And saying fuck you, of course.

  26. handfulofpeter Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Instant replay not working for the review of the Bailey “interception”
    Hochuli blowing the whistler on an obvious fumble
    Shanahan going for two to ensure that the Chargers would not cover

    How is more not being made of this?

  27. Horseballs Fan Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    Jay Cutler is the QB Horse Balls was supposed to be

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