Commitment to Shitthebedcellence
We stuck around after the first Monday Night game for the first half of the Raiders-Broncos tilt last night, and even that felt excessive. One commenter summed it up best when they observed: “The funniest thing about all this is that the Raiders fans look truly surprised that the team sucks.” Truer words…
If you missed out on the entire blessed mess, here are two plays that pretty much embody the whole clusterfuck.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Jemarcus was just channeling his inner Aaron Brooks
September 9th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Roseanne looks particularly glum.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:40 am
I guess Darth Raider’s Force powers didn’t allow him to foresee the Raider’s commitment to crapulence. Pity.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:44 am
She probably cheered up after the game tho–as Tiki’s skull beads were slowly pulled out of her asshole.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Kathy Bates is a Raider fan? How apropos.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Was at the Bills-Raiders game here in Buffalo a few years back. Raider fans are just a mess. As usual, I don’t really have a joke about it. They’re just a mess.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Correction on the tag – I believe these are also the 2007, 2006, and 2005 Raiders…and maybe just for the hell of it, also the 2009.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:59 am
It was a long spikey ride home…
September 9th, 2008 at 9:15 am
The Autumn wind is a pirate…
And it really stinks coming from that landfill in the East Bay
September 9th, 2008 at 9:24 am
how many more years of this Davis afterbirth must Raider Nation endure?
September 9th, 2008 at 9:32 am
The question is…when will one of these fake Road Warriors actually grow a pair and bring a high powered rifle to the game so they can take care of Al Davis once and for all? I just can’t believe these fans are that scary until they take out the head shithead in charge.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Al Davis: Just win ba… *snoredrool*
September 9th, 2008 at 9:39 am
With out a relevant leader, the mindless zombies known as the RaiderNation wait…
September 9th, 2008 at 9:42 am
The Autumn wind is a butt pirate.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:48 am
News item: Tom Brady’s Injury Will Reportedly Cost People $150 Million in Fantasy Football Losses
News item: JaMarcus Russel Will Reportedly Cost People $0 in Fantasy Football Losses
Really… would ANYONE start or even own JaMarcus Russel? Christ, I’d even take Kinta over Russel.
September 9th, 2008 at 10:01 am
As a Bronco fan, I can only imagine that watching last night’s game is what really good heroin feels like to Josh Hamilton.
September 9th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Savor only the arm.
September 9th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Fargas looked pretty good.
That’s all I’ve got & I’m clinging to it. Desperately.
September 9th, 2008 at 10:44 am
I’m so sorry for you smello. Especially since Aaron Brooks used to be a Saint…and Jamarcus really IS the second coming of Aaron. Or, as we call him in New Orleans, “Curious George.”
/tiny bit lacist
September 9th, 2008 at 11:06 am
They should’ve channeled their excitement into the release of Dethklok’s new album.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Between the bedshitting performances of Flubby’s Raiders, UM’s Redskins, and Drew’s Vikings and the season-ending injury to the last WR on Ufford’s Seahawks, this is shaping up to be a spectacular season for self-loathing.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Awwww. Sad raiders fans have runny makeup.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:44 am
sadly, that women is as hot as you’ll get out there in Oakland
September 9th, 2008 at 11:49 am
it didn’t help that the gay one, the fat one and the one that needs boner pills spent an entire quarter talking about how bad the raiders are. jesus, that was the longest game ever.
/was reminded of the opener against SD a couple of years ago
//hates football season… but can’t stay mad
September 9th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
The same idiotic look as Bengal fans – except they don’t look like traffic cones.
September 9th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Commitment to Excrement indeed. Maybe if they stop changing Al Davis’ diapers for a week the light will come on and he’ll get a clue about the putrid mess he’s created.
September 9th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
DeAngelo Hall must have made two Pro Bowls with his mouth, not any actual skills as a cornerback. (That’s $24 million down the tube.) Loved every minute of a rookie making him look bad.
September 9th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I watched much of that game….it felt like a preseason affair. The Raiders are so awful, and the fans were pretty quiet the entire game. Denver looked like a Super Bowl contender, but we all know it was because the Raiders stiiiiink
September 9th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I wonder what that second play is called. Maybe “Everybody Lateral to Avoid Getting Hit Until Someone is Scared Enough to Run Out of Bounds Alpha Right Dog Fly.” I bet that came straight out of the Al Davis playbook.
September 9th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
“Shitthebedcellence” – that is just fucking amazing shit right there…PERIOD!
September 9th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
I hate football.
September 9th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
don’t feel bad, raider fans.. there’s always next year
September 9th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Is that D-Lo Brown?
September 10th, 2008 at 1:22 am
What do you expect from a team run by Count Chocula?
I’m taking heart that the Bears probably won’t suck as badly as the Raiders this year…probably…
And it’s only week one