Comments on: Burned After Ruling, Or No Country For Gold’s Gym

By: Daniel Snyder's Bongwater

Daniel Snyder's Bongwater — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:23:52 +0000

Bwahhahahahaha! Fucking brilliant! This deserves a KSK chant!
KSK! KSK! KSK! KSK! KSK! Can I get a second?

By: bmbmd

bmbmd — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:25:48 +0000

Why does laser light shoot out of Hochule’s right asscheek?

By: JoSCh

JoSCh — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:18:35 +0000

The only person worse at his job than you is Jay Cutler’s barber.

Overtly sublime. Agree, this is one of the funniest written here.

By: angelpuncher

angelpuncher — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:33:36 +0000

“…more midget runningbacks”
At least we know Ryan Moats and Quinten Griffin found work.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:31:23 +0000

So, Hoch’s been downgraded for this blown whistle fiasco, and yet Bill Leavy has yet to be downgraded to his rightful position of only reffing all Dolphins games? Rural Alaskan middle school games? Two homeless guys fighting over a half-eaten hamburger?

The NFL is buttfuckingly retarded.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:29:15 +0000

KSK should make a shirt or two for the Hoch. Something for the ladies.

“I blew Hochuli’s whistle and survived”

By: Sherman

Sherman — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:17:15 +0000

And yet, despite the way his passes float, Marmalard still hasn’t thrown a red zone interception in his career.

That’s because he give the ol’ Laserface and the DBs just incinerate.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:02:52 +0000

It’s a good thing Marmalard isn’t a baseball pitcher. He makes Wakefield seem like Nolan Ryan.

And yet, despite the way his passes float, Marmalard still hasn’t thrown a red zone interception in his career.

By: Douche Larue

Douche Larue — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:36:54 +0000

I certainly hope that come November 16th, Phillip Rivers and Ben Rongrastname have a few words before the Steelers take on the Chargers.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:30:38 +0000

thanks for explaining the joke Derrick. much funnier now.