Comments on: BREAKING NEWS: Mort Reports Merriman Is Done

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:46:41 +0000

No way the Colts beat the Cowboys in the SB. They lost to THE BEARS! With NECKBEARD as starting QB. I think that’s all that needs to be said about that.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:03:40 +0000

Moving down the douchebag list, I see . . . Ah, you’re right on time, Mr. Romo. We’re a little thin on season-ending knee injuries right now, but we can offer you a throwing shoulder or, oh, we have a lovely neck injury that I really think you’d enjoy.

By: John John The Bastard

John John The Bastard — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:54:24 +0000

Jay Glazer can jump over Chris Mortenson?

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:48:14 +0000

I’m now predicting a Colts-Steelers AFC Championship. Cowboys-Saints NFC Championship.

Colts over Cowboys. Pacman ain’t down wid it.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:33:50 +0000

@Cat Eating Alien: Well, the Seahawks did lose to the new favorite in the AFC East. I believe they’ve commandeered the Huskies’ WR corp to start this week.

By: Cat Eating Alien

Cat Eating Alien — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:06:50 +0000

I second this cancel the season motion

Seriously, can’t the fucking Seahawks go 1 week without losing someone for the season?

By: Hakim Drops the Ball

Hakim Drops the Ball — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:48:33 +0000

After one week, power is tilting in the NFC’s favor. Go Saints!

By: i make it dwayne on these bowe's

i make it dwayne on these bowe's — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:58:24 +0000

First the poster boy for unwed/unfit fathers. second, vince young? now, the rapist.

ray lewis, watch out. murderers can’t be too far down on this list of god’s knee hitlist.

By: Walter Sobchek

Walter Sobchek — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:23:45 +0000

Holy Shit.. I love KSK…

Seriously, how can my Cowboys not win the fucking super bowl now? I literally already have tickets to Tampa.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:11:37 +0000

I guess the Chargers will win the Super Bowl now.