The Steelers played like dogshit for all but about 15 seconds last night, but, oh, what a 15 seconds!

Can Ray-Ray possibly dance a little more after every tackle? It’s like he celebrates the freedom he doesn’t deserve with every play.

Welp, that’s a right fine rookie season you had, Rashard. We’ll, uh, soldier on with whatever running backs we can cobble together. Honestly, anyone out there wanna run behind that line? Carey Davis, too, isn’t long for this world.

And I fully expect this chart to be filled out by the end of the year. Glad that his injury avatar at least has wised up on the helmet thing. But who to help him with a needed quick release? Perhaps Poindexter here can lend his considerable wealth of knowledge.

Fouf, yes, Steelers fans still have a bit of a hang-up with the Patriots.