Comments on: America’s Team Is Back For Another Spin

By: Sherman

Sherman — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:22:59 +0000

Oh goodness, as a former HS cross country runner, I can attest to the beauty of Carmel girls. Everyone knows the CC doesn’t host the best looking girls in the world, but Carmel’s girls were certified Grade A pieces of t and a. I can only imagine what they became after high school.

/not a pedophile if I wasn’t 18 at the time, right?
/oh yah and fuck them they were rich, and snobby anyway.

By: Cedric Benson's AA Sponsor

Cedric Benson's AA Sponsor — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:39:59 +0000

@Jackin’

Completely agree, given there is some talent in indy, but everyone knows that the only hotties come from Carmel, Fishers, Noblesville, etc.

/went to IU, developed hatred for Indy
//I hope Bears fans burn Lucas Oil to the fucking ground Sept. 7th

By: The Rooster Lives

The Rooster Lives — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:28:42 +0000

Jackin makes a good point

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:33:38 +0000

Indianapolis is a smarmy shithole with unattractive women who get fuglier after age 18. I’m just doing what you asked smurphette…

/ducks

By: smurphette

smurphette — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:21:43 +0000

Say what you want about my hometown, but Lucas Oil Stadium is gorgeous.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:38:52 +0000

On Gustav’s visit to the US, will he constantly rip on American culture while being simultaneously obsessed with it?

By: Caveman Captain

Caveman Captain — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:50:49 +0000

I see everyone’s chosen to forego telling jokes in order to nitpick about details.

Great work, everybody. Makes the site way funnier.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:38:00 +0000

The Gustav was Ukrainian was supposed to be a joke – guess everyone’s back in serious mode after the Holiday. I’ll be sure to check my sauces next time.

And Gustav is German while Gustaf is Swedish. The meaning is Royal Staff or Staff of the Gods. I’m sure there is an Erin Andrews joke in there somewhere.

Have at it friends.

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:29:24 +0000

BTW, I’m just glad that shit didn’t do the damage that bitch Katrina did.

Now bring on the Tampa Bay strippers…I mean, cheerleaders!

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:26:18 +0000

Fine.

Change the hurricane’s dialog to “Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork.”